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Wolfram Alpha Male
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nasty, brutish, and short she/her
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flight attendant, pushing trash cart: beepbeep, beepbeep, beepbeep
yeah the crew is on one today lol
flight attendant, pushing wide beverage cart: 🎵 head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes 🎶
flight attendant: Trash, trash, trash? Please hand me anything you don't want to take to San Francisco. Except for your kids
first officer: hello everyone and welcome to JetBlue flight #### to San Francisco. Please check your boarding pass to make sure you are boarding the correct flight, or else you will end up on the West Coast
it is so not difficult to bring an animal to France that everyone I know who has brought an animal to Europe has done so by staying in France for a couple weeks first. they're one of the only countries that lets you fly in with an animal in the cabin
that is an incredible cat name, I love him
local bicycle gang has ridden through with lights and boom boxes on all their bicycles
a horde of middle schoolers as ostriches (trash bags over their torsos, bent forward, one hand angled backward and overhead as the ostrich neck and head)
I did not but I asked him what kind of wine used to be in the bottle he was carrying around (merlot)
a neighbor has put kpop demon hunters on a projector
a twelve year old dressed as lemonade gave me a plastic lemon and ran off
entire family dressed as Greek gods... dad dressed as Bacchus
entire family dressed as headless people (except for mom, who needed to be able to see)
many six seven costumes, mostly by parents
twenty-something dressed as Aladdin riding a one-wheel hoverboard tricked out to look like a flying carpet
two preteen siblings dressed up as a traffic light and a traffic cone
three year old dresses up as a volcano, with light up lava
someone is unicycling through while playing the sousaphone, followed by his buddy who is unicycling while juggling light up balls
running count of nine year olds dressed as rumi kpop demon hunters: four

running count of twenty-nine year olds dressed as rumi kpop demon hunters: one
two twenty-somethings dresses as Louvre jewel thieves (all black, black masks, tiaras, high-vis)
two women dressed as cowboys and their dogs dressed as cows