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John Christmas
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Just pleased to be here. he/him 🇵🇸🇾🇪
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Homer’s barbecue pig shooting out of a dam like a projectile while Homer looks on horrified in a state of delusional cope
December 21, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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This man’s about to appear in a broadsheet article about how nobody wants to fuck Reform supporters
A man at the darts in a vile Union Jack suit
December 20, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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Jake Paul vs Anthony Joshua recap
ANNOUNCER: SHOWING UTTER DISDAIN FOR HIS OPPONENT'S ABILITIES TO CONVERSE WITH ACTOR CHARLIE SHEEN. Homer is stood concussed in a boxing ring while Drederick Tatum leans on the ropes cutting to the crowd
December 20, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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He did the tweet
wint @dril joke's on you; i actually love being body slammed by one dozen perfect wrestlers. and my mouth isn't filled with bloodm, it's victory wine
December 20, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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December 20, 2025 at 10:23 AM
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Keir Starmer turning at the top of a Christmas tree Tony Blair looking ready to deck somebody in his Christmas card
December 20, 2025 at 10:18 AM
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This cartoon is like 60 years old
A cartooon of Nikita Khrushchev and JfK playing cards. Khrushchev is turning towards the viewer smiling, with his three cards including Franco, a KKK member, and Verwoerd holding a club reading apartheid
December 20, 2025 at 10:05 AM
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Jess Phillips talking shite on LBC. Read line with white text reads “The Infitada”
December 19, 2025 at 10:21 AM
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De Decker lost?!
Decker trying to convey shock
December 18, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Matthew McConnaughey in Wolf of Wall Street, complaining those are rookie numbers that need to be pumped up
December 17, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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Sevada deserved that more. However:
You understand, even if the Americans are right, I am against them Arghiri Emmanuel
December 17, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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USA chants during Sevada Campbell
Sean Dyche Utter Yank Nonsense
December 17, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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It’s going great in the comments
View 14 replies v Dylan 5h Day 3 of asking Kier Jon Un to resign Reply View 2 replies v • 60 lili wonderful stuff keir 7h Reply View 9 replies v • 132 S M darbs even the cat wants reform to win 2h Reply View 2 replies v 18 ș Keep travelling? I know what else is up boat crossings and taxes 7h Reply View 3 replies v • 43 Matt Resign 6h Reply View 8 replies v 210 ① julieordishcox resign and give all of us a MERRY XMAS 2h Reply 0144| RYNWA Diogo Jota George Rest in po 1h Reply View 2 replies v Sophie Wesley Proud of my Country Disgusted with my Governmen E 03 Tyler Nice to see you have a jolly Christmas while the rest of the country are struggling 3h Reply • 68 View 9 replies v Totem i'll get taxed if i comment 4h Reply View 2 replies v O15 ⑦ uncletos93 lol the country is burning and my tax money is being wasted ... all I'm seeing is my man climbing Xmas trees & To
December 17, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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Keir Starmer grinning at the top of a Christmas tree with the “If only you knew how bad things really are” meme below
December 17, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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Probably not a great sign when the world’s sixth largest economy is talking like broke boys Barcelona about levers and such
NEW: Keir Starmer says he is "frustrated" with the number of regulations he faces "Every time I go to pull a lever, there are a whole bunch of regulations, consultations, arms-length bodies that mean the action from pulling the lever to delivery is longer than I think it ought to be" 3:51 PM • Dec 15, 2025 • 1.2M Views
December 17, 2025 at 9:20 AM
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That bald cunt ofc mock the week smugly looking at the camera with a blank expression in front of a blue screen with white text and red shading
December 16, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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The teletubbies, four large humanoid creatures, looking excited
December 16, 2025 at 11:17 AM
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December 15, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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Beloveds German corporate mascot, McLenin
A balding man in a red three piece stood next to a cut out of him in McDonald’s
December 15, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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Sky News UK's 'sons and daughters' need to be ready to fight as Russia threat grows - head of armed forces now BASED SAVAGE @basedsavage3600 I'll serve crack before I serve this country 25/06/2018, 01:54 25,6K Retweets 70,9K Likes
December 15, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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CAN YOU GET OUT OF HERE WITH YOUR PISS Diamonds?
December 15, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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Labour Youth
Hannah from Toy Story, with the TERF Lego haircut
December 14, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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The back of the Springfield school bus, where a faulty exhaust is causing a carbon monoxide smog amongst the children
December 14, 2025 at 9:56 AM
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Nijman
The Springfield High School Basketball Captain, a very tall slender blonde man, about to be shot by chief wiggum who has mistaken him for an animated advert
December 13, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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The song "Boys Will Be Boys" featured in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. The band was also referenced in the episode "Smoke and Mirrors" from the second series of The IT Crowd.
December 13, 2025 at 6:25 PM