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Juan Desayuno @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 5h

Saul Williams on NTS 🫡

Juan Desayuno @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 6h

I mean fair play, they said they were pro growth and they turned a routine football public safety gig into an excellent opportunity for racist grifters

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Juan Desayuno @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 6h

*getting questioned by the police for turning up in the home end greased up like Bronson ready for a scrap* this is discrimination and you will be hearing from my solicitor

flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 7h

Stuff from crackpot activists that cropped up on my TL this morning is wild. Do you think the public will be horrified when you tell them that stewards were twitchy because you went to the home end as away fans, then made a big show of being away fans? Have you been to a football match before.

We were proud to cheer on Aston Villa tonight together in our Zioness shirts - which apparently were so controversial that Islamists reported us and claimed we are @MaccabiTLVFC fans (the horror!). Instead of telling the bigots to take a hike, the stadium pulled us out of our seats to interrogate us before shout 30 security guards and police about being Zionists, and accused us of wearing Israeli football club shirts.
I was then personally asked by the stadium security what "Zioness" means to me — to which I answered, a female Zionist. Luckily, the statt and police realized how stupid this is and allowed us to returned to our seats in peace...but this is absolutely racist discrimination and we will not be silent about it. It cannot be that fans are discriminated against this way by extremists simply because of who we are.

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Juan Desayuno @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 7h

We’re bringing back physiognomy folks

The Economist @economist.com · 22h

A new paper suggests a photo can tell a recruiter much about an applicant’s personality

Should facial analysis help determine whom companies hire?

A new paper suggests a photo can tell a recruiter much about an applicant’s personality

econ.st

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Juan Desayuno @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 21h

Trump stood in the oval standing gormless at his desk while several people attend to one of his retinue who’s fainted. The Eric Andre Show’s “We’ll Be Right Back” text is in the left corner

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Juan Desayuno @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 23h

Anglofuturism is an oxymoron. There can be no future for humanity unless the perfidious Anglo is either subjugated or destroyed

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Juan Desayuno @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 23h

Imagining 35k yank soldiers just full on mutinying and turning to banditry

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Juan Desayuno @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 1d

It honestly reads like a sort of Habsburg columnist consuming their own product. Like it’s got the incoherence of yer da free styling after decades of being cooked in Anglo media sphere, with more ominous implications

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Juan Desayuno @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 1d

I read it as that annoying whimsy British columnists have. Like they’re being slightly facetious, apart from the threat of the communists and dour modernity holding us back. Imagine the future our techno-fash could unleash!

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Juan Desayuno @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 1d

What the hell did I just read

Krusty the Klown stood on stage with a cigarette hanging out of his mouth dumbfounded

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Juan Desayuno @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 1d

If we’re going to shoot for Mars we’re firing fucking columnists first

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Juan Desayuno @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 1d

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Juan Desayuno @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 1d

Klaxon and weapon were ones I enjoyed

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「ＹＡＳＥ」 eclipse @eclipse.yase.world · 7d

I'm still thinking about the absolutely wild intro to this LeBron fancam I found last night

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Juan Desayuno @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 1d

Trying to play Bogeys in the house, but the landlord’s just invited themselves in for a brew and threatening them if they do

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Juan Desayuno @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 1d

Time was we used to watch Dick & Dom in da bungalow. Now I’m getting dicked by my domme, because of woke

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Juan Desayuno @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 1d

Exactly lol. Like housing market is dead over there, the government’s shut down, farmers can’t sell their soybeans to their main market. The only growth industries are scams or the Burger Gestapo

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Juan Desayuno @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 1d

Much of what’s driving GDP growth in the US is essentially seven companies shuffling money around between them and building data centres that are going to be useless in 5 years’ time. Meanwhile everything else is falling off a cliff

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Juan Desayuno @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 1d

It’s so cool companies can just go “errr yeah, it’s AI why we’re cutting costs” when the entire economy is in the toilet

Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 1d

(Bloomberg) - US companies announced the most job cuts for any October in more than two decades as artificial intelligence reshapes industries and cost-cutting accelerates ..

@bloomberg.com #Challenger
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

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Juan Desayuno @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 1d

Probably a heady mix of Treasury Mindset terrified of losing a revenue stream from fuel and keeping climate apocalypse going for fiscal sensibilities, McSweeney’s Nu-fash, and Reeves’ cargo cult Blairism mixed with her own ineptitude

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Juan Desayuno @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 1d

Going into the office strapped up like Neo in the matrix in case a swarm of guinea pigs tries to eat me

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Juan Desayuno @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 1d

If you’re terrified about losing revenue down the line you could raise fuel duty now, you’ve frozen it for years

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Juan Desayuno @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 1d

My money’s on this: bsky.app/profile/blob...

Juan Desayuno @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 1d

Hello! I’m Jimmy Testes, data journalist. I’m here to tell you that EVs are actually bourgeois and we shouldn’t subsidise their lifestyle so this is good actually 🤓 what do you mean you want to change that and make them more accessible to masses?! You can’t do that, the graph doesn’t let you

Financial Times @financialtimes.com · 1d

Reeves set to unveil plan for EV drivers to pay per mile charges at Budget on.ft.com/4qLCd7z

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Juan Desayuno @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 1d

Hello! I’m Jimmy Testes, data journalist. I’m here to tell you that EVs are actually bourgeois and we shouldn’t subsidise their lifestyle so this is good actually 🤓 what do you mean you want to change that and make them more accessible to masses?! You can’t do that, the graph doesn’t let you

Financial Times @financialtimes.com · 1d

Reeves set to unveil plan for EV drivers to pay per mile charges at Budget on.ft.com/4qLCd7z

Reeves set to unveil plan for EV drivers to pay per mile charges at Budget

Chancellor looks to offset a forecast sharp drop in government revenue from fuel duty

on.ft.com

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Juan Desayuno @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 1d

Listening to Jasper Nathaniel talking about the jackals in the West Bank

Hugo Chavez stood in front of various products and behind a mic. Text reads “Damn you, State of Israel !”

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