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John Christmas
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Just pleased to be here. he/him 🇵🇸🇾🇪
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Don’t make me tap the sign (except Milkdud obvs)
December 21, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Black sheep coffee are just fuming Brewdog beat them to the name tbh. Same edgy millennial marketing but for middle managers
December 21, 2025 at 12:23 PM
I am declaring the Big Tesco Booze aisle as a Labour MP free zone
December 21, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Jake Paul vs Anthony Joshua recap
December 20, 2025 at 8:23 PM
December 20, 2025 at 8:10 PM
My dead arse goes to my beloved mutuals
“Rather than relying on an implant or a patient's own body fat to add volume to hips or augment breasts, alloClae — which can cost as much as $100,000 per procedure — uses donor fat from a cadaver as a first-of-its-kind body filler.”
Corporate types are clamoring for a new kind of plastic surgery — using dead people's fat
Corporate types are waiting weeks for — and spending big on — alloClae, which cuts out the recovery time typically associated with body enhancements.
www.businessinsider.com
December 20, 2025 at 8:07 PM
The Nightmare Before Christmas’ premise of some dipshit thinking he can reinvent the magic of the human experience through the scientific method and technology to calamitous consequences hits kinda different this year
December 20, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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oh WOW lemme give all my money to the pedo math financial genius guy!!!
December 19, 2025 at 11:00 PM
He did the tweet
December 20, 2025 at 12:06 PM
December 20, 2025 at 10:23 AM
December 20, 2025 at 10:18 AM
This cartoon is like 60 years old
December 20, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Working on a theory that going the Ally Pally in December is interactive pantomime for Deano
December 20, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Quibi’s Golden Arm punches once again out of the grave
December 20, 2025 at 8:23 AM
British light entertainment is Carcosa
December 19, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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hell yeah
December 19, 2025 at 11:24 AM
“It’s actually fine the government are callous about people are being left to die in prisons for protesting genocide, but don’t you dare sully the good name of the Byline times guy” is a hell of a thread. What a guy we’ve found
December 19, 2025 at 11:40 AM
December 19, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Hey guys, you know all that dogshit you hated? What if… and bear with me… we quintuple down on it?
NEW - Keir Starmer is planning a King’s speech in the week after the May local elections.

Will be reset moment at a time when his leadership may be under threat.

Bills could include AI, immigration, planning and electoral reform.

@jessicaelgot.bsky.social

www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Keir Starmer planning new king’s speech after May elections
Timing seen as reset moment after potential loss of hundreds of council seats in England and defeat in Wales and Scotland
www.theguardian.com
December 18, 2025 at 11:10 AM
*teacher watching a boy constantly drop misogynistic insults at his classmates, looking at the checklist* hmm, needs another couple boxes ticked before I escalate this
December 18, 2025 at 10:17 AM
I think another reason Labour Delenda Est is beyond the cohort of middle manager psychos it’s the biggest collection of rubes going. They’ll happily let Lucy line the football up a million times if they’re sensible but if Lucy starts being nasty about landlords they freak the fuck out
Gullible, well-meaning dickheads being ten a penny in that party, unfortunately. The easiest people in the world to fool, if you tell them they’re right, flatter them and offer them stuff they want. This is also IMO a big chunk of the centrist commentariat: golden retrievers who want biscuits.
December 18, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Who the fuck’s putting meetings in this week. What the fuck is wrong with you. What a sad little life Jane
December 18, 2025 at 9:29 AM
December 17, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Just like socialist countries of the past had to march into villages and vaccinate at gunpoint, any successful revolution is going to require dragging our parents away from the computer
If we are banning cell phones for kids we need to be talking about banning chatbots for boomers
www.persuasion.community/p/my-chatgpt...
December 17, 2025 at 8:55 PM