ΛՏTΞR 👽
@wizardcowboy.bsky.social
*casts a gay little spell that pisses you off*
they/he 🛸 certified creature 🛸 yeehaw 🛸 cryptid from the great plains
header by @8pxl.bsky.social
they/he 🛸 certified creature 🛸 yeehaw 🛸 cryptid from the great plains
header by @8pxl.bsky.social
We watched the first few episodes of Heated Rivalry. What in the pro-Russia propaganda is this?
February 4, 2026 at 2:36 AM
We watched the first few episodes of Heated Rivalry. What in the pro-Russia propaganda is this?
Reposted by ΛՏTΞR 👽
Reposted by ΛՏTΞR 👽
damn, joanne rowling being connected in the files really casts her ~crusade for women's rights against sexual abusers~ in a new light
February 1, 2026 at 6:06 PM
damn, joanne rowling being connected in the files really casts her ~crusade for women's rights against sexual abusers~ in a new light
Tonight I will be making Nate watch Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
February 1, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Tonight I will be making Nate watch Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
Been losing my mind over the first question on a respirator medical evaluation questionnaire
January 25, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Been losing my mind over the first question on a respirator medical evaluation questionnaire
I feel compelled to share my skincare MVPs
MVPs said with much reluctance bc I wish they didn't work as well as they do for me
MVPs said with much reluctance bc I wish they didn't work as well as they do for me
January 21, 2026 at 3:48 PM
I feel compelled to share my skincare MVPs
MVPs said with much reluctance bc I wish they didn't work as well as they do for me
MVPs said with much reluctance bc I wish they didn't work as well as they do for me
One of my instas was part of the huge leak that happened. I didn't lose it but someone was really putting in an effort to get in. Now I have cleaning up my online presence at the forefront of my mind again, especially given the current climate
January 20, 2026 at 6:23 PM
One of my instas was part of the huge leak that happened. I didn't lose it but someone was really putting in an effort to get in. Now I have cleaning up my online presence at the forefront of my mind again, especially given the current climate
My face has been pretty broken out recently, largely due to hormones but also dehydration. I thought I had been doing alright at getting my skin to calm back down but this weekend when I was at my grandparents' my grandma asks, "Why is your face so broken out?"
January 19, 2026 at 4:05 PM
My face has been pretty broken out recently, largely due to hormones but also dehydration. I thought I had been doing alright at getting my skin to calm back down but this weekend when I was at my grandparents' my grandma asks, "Why is your face so broken out?"
I wish my therapy sessions could be like 5hrs long
January 16, 2026 at 11:49 PM
I wish my therapy sessions could be like 5hrs long
Me: I should make my new year goal to stop picking my skin so bad.
Me 5min later: *picks at every blemishes I can reach on my body for the next 30min*
Me 5min later: *picks at every blemishes I can reach on my body for the next 30min*
January 16, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Me: I should make my new year goal to stop picking my skin so bad.
Me 5min later: *picks at every blemishes I can reach on my body for the next 30min*
Me 5min later: *picks at every blemishes I can reach on my body for the next 30min*
Reposted by ΛՏTΞR 👽
![Comic. Standard 16-Part Epoxy. [Epoxy applicator with multiple labeled chambers in different colors: resin; hardener; filler, softener; rosin; stuff that bonds permanently to skin and nothing else; stuff that will turn white and crack over a few days, for decorative appearance; placebo; minced duct tape; acetone Fragrance; powdered bar magnets; polyethylvinylesteracetate; 2-polyethylvinylesteracetate; salt and pepper to taste; blood sample from the Gorilla Glue gorillas; stuff that bonds to every known material except yours]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreiamknds4yiai44hrtq3eiau3fqxjfzufclkb64uaxdnnig5klsck4@jpeg)
January 15, 2026 at 8:37 PM
FORGOT I ADDED A TINY RUPAUL STICKER TO THIS CALENDAR EVENT LMFAOOO
January 10, 2026 at 4:48 PM
FORGOT I ADDED A TINY RUPAUL STICKER TO THIS CALENDAR EVENT LMFAOOO
Cadence Of Her Last Breath (this too is yuri)
January 10, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Cadence Of Her Last Breath (this too is yuri)
The main indicator of my childhood depression should have been that I started listening to Nightwish at age 10 lmao
January 9, 2026 at 5:22 PM
The main indicator of my childhood depression should have been that I started listening to Nightwish at age 10 lmao
Get away, run away, fly away
Lead me astray to dreamer's hideaway
I cannot cry cause the shoulder cries more
I cannot die, I, a whore for the cold world
Lead me astray to dreamer's hideaway
I cannot cry cause the shoulder cries more
I cannot die, I, a whore for the cold world
January 9, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Get away, run away, fly away
Lead me astray to dreamer's hideaway
I cannot cry cause the shoulder cries more
I cannot die, I, a whore for the cold world
Lead me astray to dreamer's hideaway
I cannot cry cause the shoulder cries more
I cannot die, I, a whore for the cold world
Showed my therapist, who specializes in family therapy, an old family video clip and his reaction was, "What an unusual video."
January 9, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Showed my therapist, who specializes in family therapy, an old family video clip and his reaction was, "What an unusual video."
Been working on digitizing old family home videos. It's an interesting and mildly uncomfy experience
January 6, 2026 at 4:58 AM
Been working on digitizing old family home videos. It's an interesting and mildly uncomfy experience
Finally getting Nate to watch She's The Man
January 5, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Finally getting Nate to watch She's The Man
Back to work tomorrow
January 5, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Back to work tomorrow
Reposted by ΛՏTΞR 👽
always funny to me to go see a movie around which there is Discourse and discover, once again, i have no idea what the fuck everyone was even talking about. like is everyone else getting hit in the head with a hammer all the time
January 2, 2026 at 1:08 PM
always funny to me to go see a movie around which there is Discourse and discover, once again, i have no idea what the fuck everyone was even talking about. like is everyone else getting hit in the head with a hammer all the time
Reposted by ΛՏTΞR 👽
Man Spends Whole Day Dreading Fun Activity He Signed Up For https://theonion.com/man-spends-whole-day-dreading-fun-activity-he-signed-up-1819579571/
January 2, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Man Spends Whole Day Dreading Fun Activity He Signed Up For https://theonion.com/man-spends-whole-day-dreading-fun-activity-he-signed-up-1819579571/
Hear me our, this might be the gayest Pokémon card
January 2, 2026 at 5:47 AM
Hear me our, this might be the gayest Pokémon card
I bought a 3yr journal near the end of Janurary 2025. Was positive that I'd end up forgetting about it by April, but I managed to stay fairly consistent with it. Hope I can carry that energy into 2026
January 1, 2026 at 6:45 PM
I bought a 3yr journal near the end of Janurary 2025. Was positive that I'd end up forgetting about it by April, but I managed to stay fairly consistent with it. Hope I can carry that energy into 2026
Oh. It is New Years Eve. Wtf. Hope 2026 is tolerable 👍
December 31, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Oh. It is New Years Eve. Wtf. Hope 2026 is tolerable 👍