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*casts a gay little spell that pisses you off*

they/he 🛸 certified creature 🛸 yeehaw 🛸 cryptid from the great plains

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We watched the first few episodes of Heated Rivalry. What in the pro-Russia propaganda is this?
February 4, 2026 at 2:36 AM
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🦭🦭🦭🦭
February 3, 2026 at 6:11 PM
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damn, joanne rowling being connected in the files really casts her ~crusade for women's rights against sexual abusers~ in a new light
February 1, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Tonight I will be making Nate watch Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
February 1, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Been losing my mind over the first question on a respirator medical evaluation questionnaire
January 25, 2026 at 7:11 PM
I feel compelled to share my skincare MVPs

MVPs said with much reluctance bc I wish they didn't work as well as they do for me
January 21, 2026 at 3:48 PM
One of my instas was part of the huge leak that happened. I didn't lose it but someone was really putting in an effort to get in. Now I have cleaning up my online presence at the forefront of my mind again, especially given the current climate
January 20, 2026 at 6:23 PM
My face has been pretty broken out recently, largely due to hormones but also dehydration. I thought I had been doing alright at getting my skin to calm back down but this weekend when I was at my grandparents' my grandma asks, "Why is your face so broken out?"
January 19, 2026 at 4:05 PM
I wish my therapy sessions could be like 5hrs long
January 16, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Me: I should make my new year goal to stop picking my skin so bad.

Me 5min later: *picks at every blemishes I can reach on my body for the next 30min*
January 16, 2026 at 12:55 AM
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16-Part Epoxy

xkcd.com/3194/
January 15, 2026 at 8:37 PM
FORGOT I ADDED A TINY RUPAUL STICKER TO THIS CALENDAR EVENT LMFAOOO
January 10, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Cadence Of Her Last Breath (this too is yuri)
January 10, 2026 at 12:24 AM
The main indicator of my childhood depression should have been that I started listening to Nightwish at age 10 lmao
January 9, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Get away, run away, fly away
Lead me astray to dreamer's hideaway
I cannot cry cause the shoulder cries more
I cannot die, I, a whore for the cold world
January 9, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Showed my therapist, who specializes in family therapy, an old family video clip and his reaction was, "What an unusual video."
January 9, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Been working on digitizing old family home videos. It's an interesting and mildly uncomfy experience
January 6, 2026 at 4:58 AM
Finally getting Nate to watch She's The Man
January 5, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Back to work tomorrow
January 5, 2026 at 2:02 AM
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always funny to me to go see a movie around which there is Discourse and discover, once again, i have no idea what the fuck everyone was even talking about. like is everyone else getting hit in the head with a hammer all the time
January 2, 2026 at 1:08 PM
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Man Spends Whole Day Dreading Fun Activity He Signed Up For https://theonion.com/man-spends-whole-day-dreading-fun-activity-he-signed-up-1819579571/
January 2, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Hear me our, this might be the gayest Pokémon card
January 2, 2026 at 5:47 AM
Thought provoking
January 1, 2026 at 9:12 PM
I bought a 3yr journal near the end of Janurary 2025. Was positive that I'd end up forgetting about it by April, but I managed to stay fairly consistent with it. Hope I can carry that energy into 2026
January 1, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Oh. It is New Years Eve. Wtf. Hope 2026 is tolerable 👍
December 31, 2025 at 10:15 PM