Witney Seibold
@witneyseibold.bsky.social
Critic, essayist, semi-talented snot. Co-host of the podcasts on the Critically Acclaimed Network. Bylines at /Film, IGN, TVGuide, Nerdist, and many others. Rotten Tomatoes-approved.
He/him. SubGenius. 💖💜💙
He/him. SubGenius. 💖💜💙
You're right. Everyone should think that the one I made for myself is the only valid ranking.
November 25, 2025 at 3:23 AM
You're right. Everyone should think that the one I made for myself is the only valid ranking.
Although it's at the bottom of my list, I've seen "The Star Wars Holiday Special" the greatest number of times. Of course, I saw "Spaceballs" more than any of the "Star Wars" movies.
November 25, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Although it's at the bottom of my list, I've seen "The Star Wars Holiday Special" the greatest number of times. Of course, I saw "Spaceballs" more than any of the "Star Wars" movies.
7. "Return of the Jedi"
6. "Caravan of Courage: An Ewok Adventure"
5. "The Great Heep"
4. "Star Wars: The Force Awakens"
3. "The Empire Strikes Back"
2. "Star Wars: The Last Jedi"
1. "Star Wars"
6. "Caravan of Courage: An Ewok Adventure"
5. "The Great Heep"
4. "Star Wars: The Force Awakens"
3. "The Empire Strikes Back"
2. "Star Wars: The Last Jedi"
1. "Star Wars"
November 25, 2025 at 12:29 AM
7. "Return of the Jedi"
6. "Caravan of Courage: An Ewok Adventure"
5. "The Great Heep"
4. "Star Wars: The Force Awakens"
3. "The Empire Strikes Back"
2. "Star Wars: The Last Jedi"
1. "Star Wars"
6. "Caravan of Courage: An Ewok Adventure"
5. "The Great Heep"
4. "Star Wars: The Force Awakens"
3. "The Empire Strikes Back"
2. "Star Wars: The Last Jedi"
1. "Star Wars"
11. "Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones"
10. "Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith"
[Note: the three prequel films are tied]
9. "Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker"
8. "Ewoks: The Battle for Endor"
10. "Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith"
[Note: the three prequel films are tied]
9. "Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker"
8. "Ewoks: The Battle for Endor"
November 25, 2025 at 12:29 AM
11. "Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones"
10. "Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith"
[Note: the three prequel films are tied]
9. "Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker"
8. "Ewoks: The Battle for Endor"
10. "Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith"
[Note: the three prequel films are tied]
9. "Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker"
8. "Ewoks: The Battle for Endor"
Get that craggy, half-mad know-nothing monster out of my face.
November 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Get that craggy, half-mad know-nothing monster out of my face.
Reposted by Witney Seibold
Canonical films are merely blessed by the Corporation Wizards.
November 22, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Canonical films are merely blessed by the Corporation Wizards.