Witney Seibold
@witneyseibold.bsky.social
Critic, essayist, semi-talented snot. Co-host of the podcasts on the Critically Acclaimed Network. Bylines at /Film, IGN, TVGuide, Nerdist, and many others. Rotten Tomatoes-approved.
He/him. SubGenius. 💖💜💙
He/him. SubGenius. 💖💜💙
R.I.P. Udo Kier.
November 24, 2025 at 12:34 AM
R.I.P. Udo Kier.
A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird.
B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word.
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word.
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word.
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word.
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word...
B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word.
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word.
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word.
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word.
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word...
November 23, 2025 at 3:40 AM
A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird.
B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word.
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word.
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word.
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word.
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word...
B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word.
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word.
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word.
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word.
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word...
Triple feature:
November 19, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Triple feature:
This is literal MAD Magazine shit.
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 AM
This is literal MAD Magazine shit.
Still amused by these film credits:
November 15, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Still amused by these film credits:
I'm still waiting on this:
November 7, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I'm still waiting on this:
R.I.P. June Lockhart
October 25, 2025 at 8:12 PM
R.I.P. June Lockhart
R.I.P. Drew Struzan.
October 14, 2025 at 5:14 PM
R.I.P. Drew Struzan.
Alex Jones is in Richard Linklater's "Waking Life," one of the best films of the 2000s. He is depicted as a dream-figure (the entire film is set in a dream) who wails conspiracies from a car loudspeaker (something Jones did IRL). That was the only time Jones was entertaining.
October 14, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Alex Jones is in Richard Linklater's "Waking Life," one of the best films of the 2000s. He is depicted as a dream-figure (the entire film is set in a dream) who wails conspiracies from a car loudspeaker (something Jones did IRL). That was the only time Jones was entertaining.
The best year for music is whatever year you turned 16. For me, it was 1994.
October 14, 2025 at 2:00 AM
The best year for music is whatever year you turned 16. For me, it was 1994.
A friend of mine happened into possession of a book signed by 14 people who were higher-ups at the Van Beuren Corporation.
They have been able to decipher many of the names, but others are harf to read. Could any animation experts help out? @jerrybeck.bsky.social
@leonardmaltin.bsky.social
They have been able to decipher many of the names, but others are harf to read. Could any animation experts help out? @jerrybeck.bsky.social
@leonardmaltin.bsky.social
October 5, 2025 at 6:07 PM
A friend of mine happened into possession of a book signed by 14 people who were higher-ups at the Van Beuren Corporation.
They have been able to decipher many of the names, but others are harf to read. Could any animation experts help out? @jerrybeck.bsky.social
@leonardmaltin.bsky.social
They have been able to decipher many of the names, but others are harf to read. Could any animation experts help out? @jerrybeck.bsky.social
@leonardmaltin.bsky.social
"Bone Chillers" > "Buffy the Vampire Slayer."
October 3, 2025 at 2:12 AM
"Bone Chillers" > "Buffy the Vampire Slayer."
Mark Gruffalo.
September 22, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Mark Gruffalo.
R.I.P. Robert Redford.
September 16, 2025 at 1:51 PM
R.I.P. Robert Redford.
We're now further from Mr. Plinkett's review of "The Phantom Menace" than Mr. Plinkett's review was from the original release of "The Phantom Menace."
September 15, 2025 at 7:38 AM
We're now further from Mr. Plinkett's review of "The Phantom Menace" than Mr. Plinkett's review was from the original release of "The Phantom Menace."
Plucky Duck is a celebrity, right?
September 15, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Plucky Duck is a celebrity, right?
Doctors I trust more than RFK, Jr.
September 7, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Doctors I trust more than RFK, Jr.
If you see this, repost with a vampire that's not Dracula.
September 6, 2025 at 11:42 PM
If you see this, repost with a vampire that's not Dracula.
One of those moments when you thank the universe for movies.
August 10, 2025 at 6:59 AM
One of those moments when you thank the universe for movies.
