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witchboy-lael.bsky.social
Porch Troll 🏳️‍🌈 🐱🏴‍☠️
@witchboy-lael.bsky.social
♿️ #GenX, #gay, #Pagan, #writer, #Autistic with #ADHD seasoning, #meme loving, married, #cat dad.

Eros #catsky account @eros-primal-feline.bsky.social

Transparency: I am a perverted Porch Troll into selective #kink who reposts fully explicit male nudity.
Eros applying love to my nose. He's done this since we brought him home at 9 weeks. It's a pattern: long lick, rub his face where he licked, then repeat over & over. Once in a while he misses & he goes UP my nostril... it's a shock every time!

He lives up to the Eros™️ brand: Love.

#Cats #Familiar
December 2, 2025 at 5:46 PM
It's been almost 2 decades since this allergy has activated. I actually couldn't figure out why my hand was itching until I really looked at it. Then brain finally caught on & supplied the reason from deep storage. Read alt text.

We can be allergic to literally anything. 🧊❄️

#ChronicIllness #GenX
December 2, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I fully relate. I miss my Psyche almost daily, even 3 years later. I know she's giving Eros suggestions, pointers, and encouraging his management of my magical affairs.

I still weep some days, especially when I miss her unique Siamese voice. Thankfully, I have videos to keep that part of her fresh.
December 1, 2025 at 11:33 PM
This one. Literally hitting a space bar when an X comes onto the screen. 2 second, 4 second, 6 second speed intervals. The faster the speed, the more accurate I was. Slower, more errors.

🤷‍♂️
December 1, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I've moved from pendants to singleton earrings.

I guess it might be time to go looking in thrift stores for stuff...

#Crystals #Witch #GayWitch #WitchSky
December 1, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Just often enough to keep me tethered to the mortal coil without throwing up my hands, and exiting off the stage out of disgust.

#Meme #GayWitch #GenX #Witch
November 30, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Eros ran into the kitchen the second I started picking up the empty paperbags to fold them.

He literally leaped into the middle of them. He knows that if he's actively using them, I'll wait.

Lil Brat! It's absolutely adorable though, I let him have his fun.

#Cats #Familiar #CatSky
November 29, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Sit with this a while. Really ponder it. This is an important concept often ignored.

#Meme #GenX #Gay #Autism #PTSD #CPTSD #ADHD
November 29, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I've always loved Michael Stokes work. I appreciate his use of light, backgrounds, and poses.

The models aren't bad either. He brings out vulnerability in masculine strength that doesn't actually degrade the subject.

#Kink #Gay #MichaelStokes
November 29, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Solutions for storage that aren't just piling them in a box.

Creative solutions to essentially minor problems. The vases were just stored & gathering dust unused. I wanted a way to easily store the hair sticks that also displays them. It keeps long strands contained too.

#Witch #GayWitch #WitchSky
November 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Eros playing with his oldest toy!
(9 weeks old. He's 2.5 years old now!)

The cuteness factor is at lethal level!!

😁😂🤣☠️💯

#Cats #Familiar #CatSky
November 28, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Not sure you could afford the # of chickens he would demand!
November 28, 2025 at 12:24 AM
His yawns... I swear he looks like the sand worms from the Tremors movies!
November 26, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Eros cuteness on his favorite floofy bed. Couldn't resist getting pics of my sleepy boy.

I swear he hears the phone when I hit the pic button! I can only get a single shot of him actually sleeping.

#Cats #Familiar #CatSky
November 26, 2025 at 6:46 PM
All of this, full voice, all 10 toes.

I'll never expect you to take my advice, but at least you can laugh at my folly before you decide on yours...

#Meme #GenX #Gay #Witch
November 25, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Accepting that I am made of both shadow & light. That it's ok that I have pure joy and pure rage mixed within my core. That my Darkness can be regenerative, a source of power, & need not stain everything into despair. That my Light need not be required for everyone.

#Gaywitch #GenX #Autism #ADHD
November 25, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Here's my good vibes contribution. 😁
November 23, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Here... have cat memes from my extensive collection.

You're welcome!

#Meme #CatMeme #GenX
November 23, 2025 at 9:27 PM
November 23, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Allowing change is a bit like death. We mourn what was, what is, what could have been, & lastly what will never be. It's the acceptance of the new reality & true release of the old. The bigger the change, the stronger the grief & resistance to new understanding of self.

#Witch #WitchSky #Tarot

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November 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Today's haul of creativity.

I know what magic to put with each.

Example: the fossil pin for memory and connection to higher spirit for exploration of your past.

Finally have run out of pendants I'm willing to use for hair sticks. Likely time for stillness.

#Witch #GayWitch #WitchSky #Crystals
November 22, 2025 at 8:52 PM
My "blanks" for hair sticks. Yeah, I probably got more than I should, but I know I'll eventually use them all. That creative bug ain't done yet...

#Witch #GayWitch #WitchSky
November 22, 2025 at 6:29 PM
My furry boy getting in cuddle time yesterday. Eros has taken to forcing himself in if my leg is against the body pillow. His will be done... He's so big!

#Cats #Familiar #CatSky
November 22, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Porch Troll actually left his Porch Domain last night & did peopling at a dungeon! This is a rare occurrence. It went well. I know I'll need earbuds for a return visit. Apparently, this Troll still has... "something"... because a mere Trollspud eyelocked me for much longer than het would.
#Kink #Gay
November 22, 2025 at 5:28 PM