Porch Troll 🏳️🌈 🐱🏴☠️
@witchboy-lael.bsky.social
♿️ #GenX, #gay, #Pagan, #writer, #Autistic with #ADHD seasoning, #meme loving, married, #cat dad.
Eros #catsky account @eros-primal-feline.bsky.social
Transparency: I am a perverted Porch Troll into selective #kink who reposts fully explicit male nudity.
Eros #catsky account @eros-primal-feline.bsky.social
Transparency: I am a perverted Porch Troll into selective #kink who reposts fully explicit male nudity.
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To save time in the future. Here is the origin of my Porch Troll nick choice.
&$#(*##*][%$$>%$!!!!
🤬😡🤬🔥🤬😡🤬
#Witcher3 is pissing me off to the point of actively, full lung cussing at the game.
I absolutely loathe playing as Ciri.
The jump between playing Geralt for literal days & then her vastly different mechanics gets me repeat killed forever. It's that simple. 5 in a row
🤬😡🤬🔥🤬😡🤬
#Witcher3 is pissing me off to the point of actively, full lung cussing at the game.
I absolutely loathe playing as Ciri.
The jump between playing Geralt for literal days & then her vastly different mechanics gets me repeat killed forever. It's that simple. 5 in a row
December 2, 2025 at 8:25 PM
&$#(*##*][%$$>%$!!!!
🤬😡🤬🔥🤬😡🤬
#Witcher3 is pissing me off to the point of actively, full lung cussing at the game.
I absolutely loathe playing as Ciri.
The jump between playing Geralt for literal days & then her vastly different mechanics gets me repeat killed forever. It's that simple. 5 in a row
🤬😡🤬🔥🤬😡🤬
#Witcher3 is pissing me off to the point of actively, full lung cussing at the game.
I absolutely loathe playing as Ciri.
The jump between playing Geralt for literal days & then her vastly different mechanics gets me repeat killed forever. It's that simple. 5 in a row
Eros applying love to my nose. He's done this since we brought him home at 9 weeks. It's a pattern: long lick, rub his face where he licked, then repeat over & over. Once in a while he misses & he goes UP my nostril... it's a shock every time!
He lives up to the Eros™️ brand: Love.
#Cats #Familiar
He lives up to the Eros™️ brand: Love.
#Cats #Familiar
December 2, 2025 at 5:46 PM
It's been almost 2 decades since this allergy has activated. I actually couldn't figure out why my hand was itching until I really looked at it. Then brain finally caught on & supplied the reason from deep storage. Read alt text.
We can be allergic to literally anything. 🧊❄️
#ChronicIllness #GenX
We can be allergic to literally anything. 🧊❄️
#ChronicIllness #GenX
December 2, 2025 at 3:24 PM
It's been almost 2 decades since this allergy has activated. I actually couldn't figure out why my hand was itching until I really looked at it. Then brain finally caught on & supplied the reason from deep storage. Read alt text.
We can be allergic to literally anything. 🧊❄️
#ChronicIllness #GenX
We can be allergic to literally anything. 🧊❄️
#ChronicIllness #GenX
Grumpy ball of ouch.
Unfit for societal interaction.
Moody pile of errors.
Just leave me offerings of noms and:
Get off my lawn.
Unfit for societal interaction.
Moody pile of errors.
Just leave me offerings of noms and:
Get off my lawn.
December 1, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Grumpy ball of ouch.
Unfit for societal interaction.
Moody pile of errors.
Just leave me offerings of noms and:
Get off my lawn.
Unfit for societal interaction.
Moody pile of errors.
Just leave me offerings of noms and:
Get off my lawn.
The #ADHD / #AuDHD Chain of Ever Spiraling Chaos:
Watch video on Poppets ➡️
Decide to do 1 ➡️
Go to work room ➡️
Look briefly for blank doll (nope)➡️
Find graph paper for beading pattern ➡️
Grab color pencils for pattern ➡️
Spend next 2 hours putting pencils back in color order in trays before starting ☠️
Watch video on Poppets ➡️
Decide to do 1 ➡️
Go to work room ➡️
Look briefly for blank doll (nope)➡️
Find graph paper for beading pattern ➡️
Grab color pencils for pattern ➡️
Spend next 2 hours putting pencils back in color order in trays before starting ☠️
November 30, 2025 at 11:32 PM
November 30, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Eros ran into the kitchen the second I started picking up the empty paperbags to fold them.
He literally leaped into the middle of them. He knows that if he's actively using them, I'll wait.
Lil Brat! It's absolutely adorable though, I let him have his fun.
#Cats #Familiar #CatSky
He literally leaped into the middle of them. He knows that if he's actively using them, I'll wait.
Lil Brat! It's absolutely adorable though, I let him have his fun.
#Cats #Familiar #CatSky
November 29, 2025 at 8:17 PM
November 29, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I've always loved Michael Stokes work. I appreciate his use of light, backgrounds, and poses.
The models aren't bad either. He brings out vulnerability in masculine strength that doesn't actually degrade the subject.
#Kink #Gay #MichaelStokes
The models aren't bad either. He brings out vulnerability in masculine strength that doesn't actually degrade the subject.
#Kink #Gay #MichaelStokes
November 29, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I've always loved Michael Stokes work. I appreciate his use of light, backgrounds, and poses.
The models aren't bad either. He brings out vulnerability in masculine strength that doesn't actually degrade the subject.
#Kink #Gay #MichaelStokes
The models aren't bad either. He brings out vulnerability in masculine strength that doesn't actually degrade the subject.
#Kink #Gay #MichaelStokes
Solutions for storage that aren't just piling them in a box.
Creative solutions to essentially minor problems. The vases were just stored & gathering dust unused. I wanted a way to easily store the hair sticks that also displays them. It keeps long strands contained too.
#Witch #GayWitch #WitchSky
Creative solutions to essentially minor problems. The vases were just stored & gathering dust unused. I wanted a way to easily store the hair sticks that also displays them. It keeps long strands contained too.
#Witch #GayWitch #WitchSky
November 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Eros magically appears for a variety of foods: sharp cheddar(white & regular), tuna, roast beef, corned beef, chicken (any type, any cook method!), & whenever the freezer is opened. All just from opening the packaging of each thing.
*poof*
Eros has teleported next to you, loudly demanding his tax!
*poof*
Eros has teleported next to you, loudly demanding his tax!
November 27, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Eros magically appears for a variety of foods: sharp cheddar(white & regular), tuna, roast beef, corned beef, chicken (any type, any cook method!), & whenever the freezer is opened. All just from opening the packaging of each thing.
*poof*
Eros has teleported next to you, loudly demanding his tax!
*poof*
Eros has teleported next to you, loudly demanding his tax!
Accepting that I am made of both shadow & light. That it's ok that I have pure joy and pure rage mixed within my core. That my Darkness can be regenerative, a source of power, & need not stain everything into despair. That my Light need not be required for everyone.
#Gaywitch #GenX #Autism #ADHD
#Gaywitch #GenX #Autism #ADHD
November 25, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Sitting with a tangled mess of thought & practice.
I keep my 3 paths entirely separate, completely compartmented internally. My 1st path demanded I take oath not to blend it with others. Keep it's cultural integrity, to not "Mix Medicine." I have faithfully kept that oath & continue to do so.
1/3
I keep my 3 paths entirely separate, completely compartmented internally. My 1st path demanded I take oath not to blend it with others. Keep it's cultural integrity, to not "Mix Medicine." I have faithfully kept that oath & continue to do so.
1/3
November 24, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Sitting with a tangled mess of thought & practice.
I keep my 3 paths entirely separate, completely compartmented internally. My 1st path demanded I take oath not to blend it with others. Keep it's cultural integrity, to not "Mix Medicine." I have faithfully kept that oath & continue to do so.
1/3
I keep my 3 paths entirely separate, completely compartmented internally. My 1st path demanded I take oath not to blend it with others. Keep it's cultural integrity, to not "Mix Medicine." I have faithfully kept that oath & continue to do so.
1/3
November 23, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I accept the little death
Of identity & connections
That no longer hold validity
That still growth, & creativity
That prevent healing of wounds
That accepted ownership not mine
That saw abuse as love
That made poor decisions from frustration
I accept the rebirth
Into positive change & awareness.
Of identity & connections
That no longer hold validity
That still growth, & creativity
That prevent healing of wounds
That accepted ownership not mine
That saw abuse as love
That made poor decisions from frustration
I accept the rebirth
Into positive change & awareness.
November 23, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I accept the little death
Of identity & connections
That no longer hold validity
That still growth, & creativity
That prevent healing of wounds
That accepted ownership not mine
That saw abuse as love
That made poor decisions from frustration
I accept the rebirth
Into positive change & awareness.
Of identity & connections
That no longer hold validity
That still growth, & creativity
That prevent healing of wounds
That accepted ownership not mine
That saw abuse as love
That made poor decisions from frustration
I accept the rebirth
Into positive change & awareness.
Allowing change is a bit like death. We mourn what was, what is, what could have been, & lastly what will never be. It's the acceptance of the new reality & true release of the old. The bigger the change, the stronger the grief & resistance to new understanding of self.
#Witch #WitchSky #Tarot
1/2
#Witch #WitchSky #Tarot
1/2
November 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Some moons ago I vague posted a situation that was hurting me deeply concerning an ex-something (still keeping it vague).
I saw & saved a spiritual video that nailed it perfectly. Showed it to 2 mutuals familiar with ex. They did the same thing I had done. ✔️✔️✔️ with each point in the video.
1/2
I saw & saved a spiritual video that nailed it perfectly. Showed it to 2 mutuals familiar with ex. They did the same thing I had done. ✔️✔️✔️ with each point in the video.
1/2
November 23, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Some moons ago I vague posted a situation that was hurting me deeply concerning an ex-something (still keeping it vague).
I saw & saved a spiritual video that nailed it perfectly. Showed it to 2 mutuals familiar with ex. They did the same thing I had done. ✔️✔️✔️ with each point in the video.
1/2
I saw & saved a spiritual video that nailed it perfectly. Showed it to 2 mutuals familiar with ex. They did the same thing I had done. ✔️✔️✔️ with each point in the video.
1/2
Today's haul of creativity.
I know what magic to put with each.
Example: the fossil pin for memory and connection to higher spirit for exploration of your past.
Finally have run out of pendants I'm willing to use for hair sticks. Likely time for stillness.
#Witch #GayWitch #WitchSky #Crystals
I know what magic to put with each.
Example: the fossil pin for memory and connection to higher spirit for exploration of your past.
Finally have run out of pendants I'm willing to use for hair sticks. Likely time for stillness.
#Witch #GayWitch #WitchSky #Crystals
November 22, 2025 at 8:52 PM
