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your favorite fat girl’s favorite fat girl. they/she. chinga la migra.
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The Epstein files are even worse than we thought. We expected child rape, but there’s also murder, torture, snuff films.
Now we know why Trump was throwing endless distractions at us - there are statutes of limitations for rape but there are none for murder.
The political elite are actual demons.
Now we know why Trump was throwing endless distractions at us - there are statutes of limitations for rape but there are none for murder.
The political elite are actual demons.
January 31, 2026 at 12:04 AM
The Epstein files are even worse than we thought. We expected child rape, but there’s also murder, torture, snuff films.
Now we know why Trump was throwing endless distractions at us - there are statutes of limitations for rape but there are none for murder.
The political elite are actual demons.
Now we know why Trump was throwing endless distractions at us - there are statutes of limitations for rape but there are none for murder.
The political elite are actual demons.
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We're in a time in American history where the president of the United States is sending FBI agents out to help rig the midterms. This is not an administration, it's a mafia doing their dirty work for all to see & I am FURIOUS at everyone who helped normalize this level of crime in our government.
January 29, 2026 at 10:30 PM
We're in a time in American history where the president of the United States is sending FBI agents out to help rig the midterms. This is not an administration, it's a mafia doing their dirty work for all to see & I am FURIOUS at everyone who helped normalize this level of crime in our government.
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For months and months I said Trump was going to arrest and imprison his enemies and I think people just thought I was being alarmist. He will absolutely put them all away to feed his disturbing, sick mind. He’s becoming more and more dangerous and mentally ill. #Projection
January 30, 2026 at 2:12 PM
For months and months I said Trump was going to arrest and imprison his enemies and I think people just thought I was being alarmist. He will absolutely put them all away to feed his disturbing, sick mind. He’s becoming more and more dangerous and mentally ill. #Projection
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— KANSAS CITY, Mo.
January 30, 2026 at 9:19 PM
— KANSAS CITY, Mo.
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Brutal column in the Kansas City Star about a local real estate company trying to avoid public scrutiny for selling ICE a property for a massive prison camp:
www.kansascity.com/opinion/arti...
www.kansascity.com/opinion/arti...
January 30, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Brutal column in the Kansas City Star about a local real estate company trying to avoid public scrutiny for selling ICE a property for a massive prison camp:
www.kansascity.com/opinion/arti...
www.kansascity.com/opinion/arti...
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Eyes Wide Shut was a documentary
January 30, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Eyes Wide Shut was a documentary
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I can't think of anything less patriotic than allowing a corrupt pedophile to suspend the constitution so he can murder citizens, enrich himself, and imprison journalists.
January 30, 2026 at 9:09 PM
I can't think of anything less patriotic than allowing a corrupt pedophile to suspend the constitution so he can murder citizens, enrich himself, and imprison journalists.
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Gavin Newsom: “ You will not have a country if he rigs this election — you will have a president who will be running for a third term
He is wrecking this country, wrecking the economy. He's a lawless president. Wake up, America — wake up to what's going on”
He is wrecking this country, wrecking the economy. He's a lawless president. Wake up, America — wake up to what's going on”
January 29, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Gavin Newsom: “ You will not have a country if he rigs this election — you will have a president who will be running for a third term
He is wrecking this country, wrecking the economy. He's a lawless president. Wake up, America — wake up to what's going on”
He is wrecking this country, wrecking the economy. He's a lawless president. Wake up, America — wake up to what's going on”
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WOW! 👏Philly DA Larry Krasner:
“This is a small bunch of wannabe Nazis in a country of 350 million. We outnumber them. If we have to hunt you down the way they hunted down Nazis for decades, we will. We will find you. We will achieve justice.”
#ICEoffOurStreets
“This is a small bunch of wannabe Nazis in a country of 350 million. We outnumber them. If we have to hunt you down the way they hunted down Nazis for decades, we will. We will find you. We will achieve justice.”
#ICEoffOurStreets
January 30, 2026 at 1:46 AM
WOW! 👏Philly DA Larry Krasner:
“This is a small bunch of wannabe Nazis in a country of 350 million. We outnumber them. If we have to hunt you down the way they hunted down Nazis for decades, we will. We will find you. We will achieve justice.”
#ICEoffOurStreets
“This is a small bunch of wannabe Nazis in a country of 350 million. We outnumber them. If we have to hunt you down the way they hunted down Nazis for decades, we will. We will find you. We will achieve justice.”
#ICEoffOurStreets
this sucks so bad 😭
O'Hara enjoyed a six-decade career in TV and films playing sometimes over-the-top, but endearing characters. "I loved playing cocky untalented people," she told Fresh Air in 1992. n.pr/4q2AuZT
Catherine O'Hara, who starred in 'Home Alone' and 'Schitt's Creek,' dies at 71
O'Hara enjoyed a six-decade career in TV and films playing sometimes over-the-top, but endearing characters. "I loved playing cocky untalented people," she told Fresh Air in 1992.
n.pr
January 30, 2026 at 8:53 PM
this sucks so bad 😭
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Correct. Homan saying “in theater” says it all — they view themselves as at war with other Americans
January 30, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Correct. Homan saying “in theater” says it all — they view themselves as at war with other Americans
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Trump will attempt to corrupt the midterm elections anyway possible, to avoid the inevitable articles of impeachment waiting for him, should the GOP lose. Which they would in a free and fair election.
January 29, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Trump will attempt to corrupt the midterm elections anyway possible, to avoid the inevitable articles of impeachment waiting for him, should the GOP lose. Which they would in a free and fair election.
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At every single stage of my life there has been a movie or show suited for my age group in which Catherine O’Hara was a standout player. This just sucks, man.
January 30, 2026 at 6:45 PM
At every single stage of my life there has been a movie or show suited for my age group in which Catherine O’Hara was a standout player. This just sucks, man.
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The Trump administration has given the same mafioso ultimatum to Canada that it has to protesters, but on a grander scale—which makes Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney’s defiance all the more remarkable.
Carney clearly means business. trib.al/lgXEyrX
Carney clearly means business. trib.al/lgXEyrX
January 29, 2026 at 7:23 PM
The Trump administration has given the same mafioso ultimatum to Canada that it has to protesters, but on a grander scale—which makes Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney’s defiance all the more remarkable.
Carney clearly means business. trib.al/lgXEyrX
Carney clearly means business. trib.al/lgXEyrX
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Illegally arresting journalists before releasing the Epstein Files.
Falsifying Georgia voting records before releasing the Epstein Files.
Tying to destroy the independence of Federal Reserve before releasing the Epstein Files.
Never stop talking about the Epstein Files.
Falsifying Georgia voting records before releasing the Epstein Files.
Tying to destroy the independence of Federal Reserve before releasing the Epstein Files.
Never stop talking about the Epstein Files.
January 30, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Illegally arresting journalists before releasing the Epstein Files.
Falsifying Georgia voting records before releasing the Epstein Files.
Tying to destroy the independence of Federal Reserve before releasing the Epstein Files.
Never stop talking about the Epstein Files.
Falsifying Georgia voting records before releasing the Epstein Files.
Tying to destroy the independence of Federal Reserve before releasing the Epstein Files.
Never stop talking about the Epstein Files.
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📹 NEW from KSDK News: hundreds of people in St. Louis marched to Enterprise Center on Wednesday and dropped a banner to demand Enterprise end *every* contract it has with ICE!
January 29, 2026 at 7:22 PM
📹 NEW from KSDK News: hundreds of people in St. Louis marched to Enterprise Center on Wednesday and dropped a banner to demand Enterprise end *every* contract it has with ICE!
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Alex Pretti's shooting death by federal agents in Minneapolis has prompted a DOJ civil rights probe. Renee Macklin Good's death by federal agents has not. n.pr/4qM9zTj
Alex Pretti shooting by federal agents in Minneapolis prompts DOJ civil rights probe
Alex Pretti's shooting death by federal agents in Minneapolis has prompted a DOJ civil rights probe. Renee Macklin Good's death by federal agents has not.
n.pr
January 30, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Alex Pretti's shooting death by federal agents in Minneapolis has prompted a DOJ civil rights probe. Renee Macklin Good's death by federal agents has not. n.pr/4qM9zTj
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Y’all, we’ve seen this before. The arrest of journalists Don Lemon and Georgia Fort for their coverage of resistance in Minneapolis is just like when they arrested journalists in Palestine for covering the g-cide.
January 30, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Y’all, we’ve seen this before. The arrest of journalists Don Lemon and Georgia Fort for their coverage of resistance in Minneapolis is just like when they arrested journalists in Palestine for covering the g-cide.
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I hope everybody out there realizes, and I am completely serious, if Donald Trump and the Republicans win the midterms, we will become the United States of trump. And I'm not even joking. He stole a dead presidents theater.
January 30, 2026 at 2:38 AM
I hope everybody out there realizes, and I am completely serious, if Donald Trump and the Republicans win the midterms, we will become the United States of trump. And I'm not even joking. He stole a dead presidents theater.
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Amid Iran's deadly crackdown, three women share their stories of resistance, fear and an unyielding hope for freedom. n.pr/4c1jAaK
Voices from Iran: women defy fear in the face of brutal crackdown
Amid Iran's deadly crackdown, three women share their stories of resistance, fear and an unyielding hope for freedom.
n.pr
January 30, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Amid Iran's deadly crackdown, three women share their stories of resistance, fear and an unyielding hope for freedom. n.pr/4c1jAaK
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They’re entering homes without warrants; they’re using chemical weapons against high schoolers; they’re sending babies to the hospital; they’re detaining 5-year-old children.
They are violently occupying American cities, acting like the gestapo that Trump seems to want them to be. trib.al/XvjESlS
They are violently occupying American cities, acting like the gestapo that Trump seems to want them to be. trib.al/XvjESlS
January 30, 2026 at 7:34 PM
They’re entering homes without warrants; they’re using chemical weapons against high schoolers; they’re sending babies to the hospital; they’re detaining 5-year-old children.
They are violently occupying American cities, acting like the gestapo that Trump seems to want them to be. trib.al/XvjESlS
They are violently occupying American cities, acting like the gestapo that Trump seems to want them to be. trib.al/XvjESlS
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We won't be publishing tomorrow at The Rumpus in solidarity with the National Shutdown. therumpus.net/2026/01/29/t...
The National Shutdown - The Rumpus
Tomorrow, Friday January 30th, there will be a national shutdown to protest the ongoing, egregious violence being perpetrated by ICE and other federal law
therumpus.net
January 30, 2026 at 12:54 AM
We won't be publishing tomorrow at The Rumpus in solidarity with the National Shutdown. therumpus.net/2026/01/29/t...
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in case it makes something better now:
Barbara Smith, Audre Lourde, Cherrie Moraga and Hattie Gossett, c. 1980.
Barbara Smith, Audre Lourde, Cherrie Moraga and Hattie Gossett, c. 1980.
January 30, 2026 at 4:45 AM
in case it makes something better now:
Barbara Smith, Audre Lourde, Cherrie Moraga and Hattie Gossett, c. 1980.
Barbara Smith, Audre Lourde, Cherrie Moraga and Hattie Gossett, c. 1980.
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Pretti was legally carrying a gun, but had been disarmed and was restrained when he was shot repeatedly. Good was driving away from officers when she was shot in the face.
And the best they can do to concoct an absurd explanation that the officers were threatened. trib.al/egHubhb
And the best they can do to concoct an absurd explanation that the officers were threatened. trib.al/egHubhb
Trump Has No Way Out in Minneapolis
The president has replaced Greg Bovino with Tom Homan on the ground in Minnesota, showing he’s desperate to change the narrative—but not his draconian policies.
trib.al
January 30, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Pretti was legally carrying a gun, but had been disarmed and was restrained when he was shot repeatedly. Good was driving away from officers when she was shot in the face.
And the best they can do to concoct an absurd explanation that the officers were threatened. trib.al/egHubhb
And the best they can do to concoct an absurd explanation that the officers were threatened. trib.al/egHubhb