Foot Liker
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eh, I did simple wills and estates stuff for a few years and 90%+ of parents evenly split their estate among their kids. I feel like if parents didn't love their kids they'd give more to their favorites or write them out entirely. shows they love their kids at least a little bit on some level imo
familial love is a lie in 95% of cases
do not assume parents love their children.
do not assume parents love their children.
January 22, 2026 at 3:12 AM
eh, I did simple wills and estates stuff for a few years and 90%+ of parents evenly split their estate among their kids. I feel like if parents didn't love their kids they'd give more to their favorites or write them out entirely. shows they love their kids at least a little bit on some level imo
I'm suuuuuper skeptical of the 3d printed whistles thing but it seems to make people happy so I try not to yuck their yum. I mean, my printers sit idle 95% of the time so it's not like I couldn't do it, but it feels like the completely wrong tool for the job. 3D printers are for custom keyboards imo
January 22, 2026 at 2:05 AM
I'm suuuuuper skeptical of the 3d printed whistles thing but it seems to make people happy so I try not to yuck their yum. I mean, my printers sit idle 95% of the time so it's not like I couldn't do it, but it feels like the completely wrong tool for the job. 3D printers are for custom keyboards imo
italy once had a prime minister known as "craxi" which was short for "crazy taxi"
January 22, 2026 at 1:49 AM
italy once had a prime minister known as "craxi" which was short for "crazy taxi"
The hardest part about working for NASA is waiting for the last astronaut who walked on the moon to die before announcing a new mission.
I really want to announce it now, it's so cool, but it's important that they die thinking mankind will never again walk on the moon.
I really want to announce it now, it's so cool, but it's important that they die thinking mankind will never again walk on the moon.
January 22, 2026 at 1:48 AM
The hardest part about working for NASA is waiting for the last astronaut who walked on the moon to die before announcing a new mission.
I really want to announce it now, it's so cool, but it's important that they die thinking mankind will never again walk on the moon.
I really want to announce it now, it's so cool, but it's important that they die thinking mankind will never again walk on the moon.
when hyping up the mediterranean diet doctors never mention saganaki
January 21, 2026 at 3:11 AM
when hyping up the mediterranean diet doctors never mention saganaki
the nice thing about asking for quad meats is that sometimes the cashier is so flummoxed they only charge you for triple meat (they think double meat twice is 4x rather than 3x). the downside is they recognize you from that point forward, even if they never personally saw you, like crows
January 21, 2026 at 3:07 AM
the nice thing about asking for quad meats is that sometimes the cashier is so flummoxed they only charge you for triple meat (they think double meat twice is 4x rather than 3x). the downside is they recognize you from that point forward, even if they never personally saw you, like crows
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As has been true since Jacob and Esau. (Jacob being the first guy to don a fursuit.)
Opposite of furries? Smoothies
January 12, 2026 at 11:56 PM
As has been true since Jacob and Esau. (Jacob being the first guy to don a fursuit.)
this is my first time posting after having any alcohol on this account. so if you thought previous encounters were weird, well...
January 18, 2026 at 1:08 AM
this is my first time posting after having any alcohol on this account. so if you thought previous encounters were weird, well...
going back in time and explaining intersex people to jesus and he's like "oh damn yeah I never thought about that" and now one of the gospels is entirely devoted to them
January 18, 2026 at 1:05 AM
going back in time and explaining intersex people to jesus and he's like "oh damn yeah I never thought about that" and now one of the gospels is entirely devoted to them
okay both of my monitors failed so I'm just going to set up everything on my oled, burn-in be damned. I'm just jumpy from my vt60 (which my parents still store and I would like to get eventually) where the fucking BOOT SCREEN would leave an imprint for 30 seconds
January 18, 2026 at 1:02 AM
okay both of my monitors failed so I'm just going to set up everything on my oled, burn-in be damned. I'm just jumpy from my vt60 (which my parents still store and I would like to get eventually) where the fucking BOOT SCREEN would leave an imprint for 30 seconds
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I have the utmost respect for Senator Kaine and Senator Warner but we do not need “coaching” on redistricting coming from a cuck chair in the corner. How about you all stay focused on the fascist in the White House and let us handle redistricting in Virginia. 10-1
January 16, 2026 at 10:10 PM
I have the utmost respect for Senator Kaine and Senator Warner but we do not need “coaching” on redistricting coming from a cuck chair in the corner. How about you all stay focused on the fascist in the White House and let us handle redistricting in Virginia. 10-1
bukkake?
if you missed it the good reverend made a somewhat imprudent comment about dbessner performing a certain well known japanese ritual, which i assume is why he is presently on time out
January 14, 2026 at 3:40 AM
bukkake?
@proptermalone.bsky.social a useful feature would be to see who the 5-10 most recent retweets were by on an account, even if you have them blocked. logged out I clicked on a profile and the 3 most recent retweets were kirby face, communist mom, and the jedi guy with the lightsaber
January 14, 2026 at 3:34 AM
@proptermalone.bsky.social a useful feature would be to see who the 5-10 most recent retweets were by on an account, even if you have them blocked. logged out I clicked on a profile and the 3 most recent retweets were kirby face, communist mom, and the jedi guy with the lightsaber
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some people are taking the dilbert guy's death harder than others
January 13, 2026 at 11:27 PM
some people are taking the dilbert guy's death harder than others
if you were playing against air bud I bet you could pass him the ball and he'd score an own goal while wagging his tail
January 12, 2026 at 11:29 PM
if you were playing against air bud I bet you could pass him the ball and he'd score an own goal while wagging his tail
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I think axios might have finally made bait so lazy and obvious that bluesky won't fall for it. A. tremendous achievement.
Rahm Emanuel is coming — whether Democrats like it or not.
Rahm Emanuel targets GOP and Dems as he tests 2028 campaign for president
The former Chicago mayor wants to lead a post-Trump "renewal wing" of the Democratic Party.
www.axios.com
January 11, 2026 at 11:55 PM
I think axios might have finally made bait so lazy and obvious that bluesky won't fall for it. A. tremendous achievement.
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nobody does this much work on the weekend in europe without a great reason
January 11, 2026 at 4:12 AM
nobody does this much work on the weekend in europe without a great reason
There should be a way to tell your phone to only send very specific notifications. I don't want amazon to be able to send me notifications in general BUT I would like to know when an NFL game is going to be on prime when it's not thursday. also would like mcdonalds to let me know when mcrib is back
January 11, 2026 at 4:47 AM
There should be a way to tell your phone to only send very specific notifications. I don't want amazon to be able to send me notifications in general BUT I would like to know when an NFL game is going to be on prime when it's not thursday. also would like mcdonalds to let me know when mcrib is back
notifications color should be color coded for how negative they are based on sentiment analysis so you're emotionally prepared to tap on them
red for negative, green for positive, and yellow for mixed
benefit of using red/green is it gives colorblind people something to yell at bluesky devs about
red for negative, green for positive, and yellow for mixed
benefit of using red/green is it gives colorblind people something to yell at bluesky devs about
January 10, 2026 at 7:35 PM
notifications color should be color coded for how negative they are based on sentiment analysis so you're emotionally prepared to tap on them
red for negative, green for positive, and yellow for mixed
benefit of using red/green is it gives colorblind people something to yell at bluesky devs about
red for negative, green for positive, and yellow for mixed
benefit of using red/green is it gives colorblind people something to yell at bluesky devs about
With the power of AI we can now have nude Tayne
January 9, 2026 at 4:32 AM
With the power of AI we can now have nude Tayne