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Graphic designer @iwight and @PinkeyeGraphics
Columnist @IWCPonline
Cat out of @MattAndCat
Curator @WightCatwalk #AusterityIsBogus #Crusty #NotAGuy♀️
Columnist @IWCPonline
Cat out of @MattAndCat
Curator @WightCatwalk #AusterityIsBogus #Crusty #NotAGuy♀️
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@wighthot.bsky.social
· Oct 3
NEW COLUMN in today's #IsleOfWight #CountyPress, in which I consider the motivation behind #KeirStarmer's #BritCard proposal. Does nationwide #DigitalID help justify roll-out of vast data centres? Could criminals' cards be endorsed with sentencing restrictions? How would a local #WightCard work?! 📰👌🏻
January 23, 2026 at 2:22 PM
😼 "I don't have a TV."
👨🏻 "Wait, wut? What do you do in the long dark evenings?"
😺#Venice>
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👨🏻 "Wait, wut? What do you do in the long dark evenings?"
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January 21, 2026 at 6:02 PM
😼 "I don't have a TV."
👨🏻 "Wait, wut? What do you do in the long dark evenings?"
😺#Venice>
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👨🏻 "Wait, wut? What do you do in the long dark evenings?"
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Enjoying implementing my own policy of isolationism against the US. #BusinessAsUsual
January 20, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Enjoying implementing my own policy of isolationism against the US. #BusinessAsUsual
No wonder pubs are going down the shitter. £9.70 for a 1 x cider and 1 x tonic water. 😾
January 17, 2026 at 8:34 PM
No wonder pubs are going down the shitter. £9.70 for a 1 x cider and 1 x tonic water. 😾
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Heard a lad earlier talking about ‘Belgian whistles’
“A basic website costs 10k or 25k upwards if you want all the Belgian whistles”
BELGIAN WHISTLES
“A basic website costs 10k or 25k upwards if you want all the Belgian whistles”
BELGIAN WHISTLES
January 15, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Heard a lad earlier talking about ‘Belgian whistles’
“A basic website costs 10k or 25k upwards if you want all the Belgian whistles”
BELGIAN WHISTLES
“A basic website costs 10k or 25k upwards if you want all the Belgian whistles”
BELGIAN WHISTLES
Ruin a band by changing one letter:
Adam and the Anus
Adam and the Anus
Ruin a band by changing one letter
Krankie Goes To Hollywood
Krankie Goes To Hollywood
January 14, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Ruin a band by changing one letter:
Adam and the Anus
Adam and the Anus
How I'm walking out of 2025.
December 27, 2025 at 7:29 PM
How I'm walking out of 2025.
When you live by the seaside, you must abide. #BoxingDayTradition
December 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
When you live by the seaside, you must abide. #BoxingDayTradition
At the stage of "Well, we won't eat/drink all that on Christmas Day*, so we may as well make a start on it now."
*And before Christmas Day you've had to replenish stocks.
*And before Christmas Day you've had to replenish stocks.
December 22, 2025 at 8:26 PM
At the stage of "Well, we won't eat/drink all that on Christmas Day*, so we may as well make a start on it now."
*And before Christmas Day you've had to replenish stocks.
*And before Christmas Day you've had to replenish stocks.
Hey! I got a Christmas card from Linford Christie! 🍆🏃🏻🤔
December 18, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Hey! I got a Christmas card from Linford Christie! 🍆🏃🏻🤔
NEW COLUMN in today's #IsleOfWight #CountyPress, in which I consider the motivation behind #KeirStarmer's #BritCard proposal. Does nationwide #DigitalID help justify roll-out of vast data centres? Could criminals' cards be endorsed with sentencing restrictions? How would a local #WightCard work?! 📰👌🏻
October 3, 2025 at 5:45 PM
NEW COLUMN in today's #IsleOfWight #CountyPress, in which I consider the motivation behind #KeirStarmer's #BritCard proposal. Does nationwide #DigitalID help justify roll-out of vast data centres? Could criminals' cards be endorsed with sentencing restrictions? How would a local #WightCard work?! 📰👌🏻
FARTING IS ACE?
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September 24, 2025 at 12:27 PM
FARTING IS ACE?
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NEW COLUMN I weave a yarn in #IsleOfWight County Press between #KeirStarmer's #Devolution agenda, #NominativeDeterminism via encounter with #TysonFury, plus #JeremyCorbyn's attempts to name his new party (my genius offering is #Kindred), also #Susanalbumparty! 📰
www.countypress.co.uk/news/2538632...
www.countypress.co.uk/news/2538632...
What's in a name? From Tyson Fury to a devolution snub for the Isle of Wight...
If you missed the chance to put in your two penn'orth, you are too late as the process has moved onto the branding stage.
www.countypress.co.uk
August 19, 2025 at 10:02 AM
NEW COLUMN I weave a yarn in #IsleOfWight County Press between #KeirStarmer's #Devolution agenda, #NominativeDeterminism via encounter with #TysonFury, plus #JeremyCorbyn's attempts to name his new party (my genius offering is #Kindred), also #Susanalbumparty! 📰
www.countypress.co.uk/news/2538632...
www.countypress.co.uk/news/2538632...
WTF is this clock on about?
August 19, 2025 at 8:27 AM
WTF is this clock on about?
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Goodbye Isle of Wight. You had a good run.
July 31, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Goodbye Isle of Wight. You had a good run.
PERFORMANCE! For one night only, I'll be perfoming at this year's #VFringe with bawdy bard #SteveTaverner. There will poems, songs, vulgarity and opinion - and I might even have a toot on my school recorder #NotAEuphemism!
- 6.30pm
- Friday 18 July
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purchase.vfringe.co.uk/EventAvailab...
- 6.30pm
- Friday 18 July
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purchase.vfringe.co.uk/EventAvailab...
July 15, 2025 at 9:58 PM
PERFORMANCE! For one night only, I'll be perfoming at this year's #VFringe with bawdy bard #SteveTaverner. There will poems, songs, vulgarity and opinion - and I might even have a toot on my school recorder #NotAEuphemism!
- 6.30pm
- Friday 18 July
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purchase.vfringe.co.uk/EventAvailab...
- 6.30pm
- Friday 18 July
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purchase.vfringe.co.uk/EventAvailab...
NEW COLUMN. *War? Huh. What is it good for? Shareholder dividends.*
One for #KeirStarmer #DonaldTrump #Putin and those other pork sword rattlers. Surely humans can do something better with our time on earth. #LestWeForget #ArmedForcesDay.
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www.countypress.co.uk/news/2525941...
One for #KeirStarmer #DonaldTrump #Putin and those other pork sword rattlers. Surely humans can do something better with our time on earth. #LestWeForget #ArmedForcesDay.
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www.countypress.co.uk/news/2525941...
War! Huh! What is it good for? Shareholder dividends...
While we on the Isle of Wight enjoy a sun-baked start to our summer, in distant lands deadly weapons continue to shatter innocent lives.
www.countypress.co.uk
July 3, 2025 at 9:42 AM
NEW COLUMN. *War? Huh. What is it good for? Shareholder dividends.*
One for #KeirStarmer #DonaldTrump #Putin and those other pork sword rattlers. Surely humans can do something better with our time on earth. #LestWeForget #ArmedForcesDay.
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www.countypress.co.uk/news/2525941...
One for #KeirStarmer #DonaldTrump #Putin and those other pork sword rattlers. Surely humans can do something better with our time on earth. #LestWeForget #ArmedForcesDay.
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www.countypress.co.uk/news/2525941...
SPOILER ALERT Just me, or did Jimmy's #GoldieLookingChain-styled warriors at the end of #28YearsLater look like the deranged offspring of #JimmySavile and #KuntAndTheGang?
June 28, 2025 at 9:56 AM
SPOILER ALERT Just me, or did Jimmy's #GoldieLookingChain-styled warriors at the end of #28YearsLater look like the deranged offspring of #JimmySavile and #KuntAndTheGang?
NEW COLUMN. I'm in today's #IsleOfWight #CountyPress exploring the issue of military spending, to coincide with #ArmedForcesDay. One for #KeirStarmer #DonaldTrump #Putin and those other pork sword rattlers. Surely humans can do something better with our time on earth. #LestWeForget
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June 27, 2025 at 11:54 AM
NEW COLUMN. I'm in today's #IsleOfWight #CountyPress exploring the issue of military spending, to coincide with #ArmedForcesDay. One for #KeirStarmer #DonaldTrump #Putin and those other pork sword rattlers. Surely humans can do something better with our time on earth. #LestWeForget
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Sent off my upcoming #IdleofWight #CountyPress column on Sunday to coincide with #ArmedForcesDay. I've written about military spending; a landscape which is changing by the hour (as is the literal landscape of the #MiddleEast). #KeirStarmer #DonaldTrump etc.
☮️✊🏻 #GivePeaceAChance
☮️✊🏻 #GivePeaceAChance
June 25, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Sent off my upcoming #IdleofWight #CountyPress column on Sunday to coincide with #ArmedForcesDay. I've written about military spending; a landscape which is changing by the hour (as is the literal landscape of the #MiddleEast). #KeirStarmer #DonaldTrump etc.
☮️✊🏻 #GivePeaceAChance
☮️✊🏻 #GivePeaceAChance
Share a purple character
May 20, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Share a purple character
New column: How abstinence makes the plants grow longer. In today's #IsleOfWight #CountyPress I advocate for #Plantlife's #NoMowMay initiative. With mentions of #Veganuary #DryJanuary #NHSuk #Stoptober. Be a grower, not a mower! Do more by doing less!
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🌸🦋💮🐌🌹🐛🌺🐜🌻🐝🌼🐞🌷🦂🌿🦟🦗🪳🪲🪰🪱🕷️🍀
May 9, 2025 at 3:41 PM
New column: How abstinence makes the plants grow longer. In today's #IsleOfWight #CountyPress I advocate for #Plantlife's #NoMowMay initiative. With mentions of #Veganuary #DryJanuary #NHSuk #Stoptober. Be a grower, not a mower! Do more by doing less!
🌸🦋💮🐌🌹🐛🌺🐜🌻🐝🌼🐞🌷🦂🌿🦟🦗🪳🪲🪰🪱🕷️🍀
🌸🦋💮🐌🌹🐛🌺🐜🌻🐝🌼🐞🌷🦂🌿🦟🦗🪳🪲🪰🪱🕷️🍀
April 29, 2025 at 7:54 PM
