Michael Féaux-Wood
@whistlecraft.bsky.social
Britain's Sleepiest Man.
Portraitist, Proud Father and Prevaricator.
Occasional excitable podcast guest.
Portraitist, Proud Father and Prevaricator.
Occasional excitable podcast guest.
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Hello everyone. I'm an artist making strangely humorous works as I pick through the flot/jetsam on my mental beach. Join me for fun and fellowship.
I am very happy to have made a little suite of illustrations for Tony Walker, the magisterial reader of uncanny tales at @classicghost.bsky.social . You'll be seeing them soon in a magazine project that he's working on. Ghost stories are my bread and dripping and I love working in ink on paper.
November 22, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I am very happy to have made a little suite of illustrations for Tony Walker, the magisterial reader of uncanny tales at @classicghost.bsky.social . You'll be seeing them soon in a magazine project that he's working on. Ghost stories are my bread and dripping and I love working in ink on paper.
A friend of mine just died from eating those spicy Takis snacks. She ate so many packs of them that she forgot to open her parachute.
November 18, 2025 at 10:53 PM
A friend of mine just died from eating those spicy Takis snacks. She ate so many packs of them that she forgot to open her parachute.
Reposted by Michael Féaux-Wood
I need you to tell @youtube.com that my podcast adds value to your life but only if does! Mention me too @classicghost.bsky.social
November 15, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I need you to tell @youtube.com that my podcast adds value to your life but only if does! Mention me too @classicghost.bsky.social
I don't seem to have the mind for writing social media posts anymore. No great loss to anyone. It's tiring playing the game.
November 14, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I don't seem to have the mind for writing social media posts anymore. No great loss to anyone. It's tiring playing the game.
Reposted by Michael Féaux-Wood
The Cocteau Twins weren't real twins. But they DID have cocks for toes
November 14, 2025 at 11:10 AM
The Cocteau Twins weren't real twins. But they DID have cocks for toes
Russia seems to be throwing a lot a of weight into rehabilitating the reputation of Hale and Pace on the socials. For what purpose?
November 12, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Russia seems to be throwing a lot a of weight into rehabilitating the reputation of Hale and Pace on the socials. For what purpose?
A pale imitation by Oscar Isaac
November 11, 2025 at 9:42 AM
A pale imitation by Oscar Isaac
So bored of talking to the void of social media. Like a boring nightmare where nobody can hear you.
November 10, 2025 at 8:51 PM
So bored of talking to the void of social media. Like a boring nightmare where nobody can hear you.
Reposted by Michael Féaux-Wood
New awareness campaign
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
New awareness campaign
As a child of the 80s, what- to you- represented the greatest threat?
a) the Easy Lover
b) the Maneater
c) the woman with Bette Davis eyes
d) other (please state)
@scarredforlife.bsky.social
a) the Easy Lover
b) the Maneater
c) the woman with Bette Davis eyes
d) other (please state)
@scarredforlife.bsky.social
November 6, 2025 at 9:43 AM
As a child of the 80s, what- to you- represented the greatest threat?
a) the Easy Lover
b) the Maneater
c) the woman with Bette Davis eyes
d) other (please state)
@scarredforlife.bsky.social
a) the Easy Lover
b) the Maneater
c) the woman with Bette Davis eyes
d) other (please state)
@scarredforlife.bsky.social
Reposted by Michael Féaux-Wood
This is nice. Our latest episode got an Instagram like from Charlotte Burke herself - Anna from Paperhouse 😎
November 5, 2025 at 11:50 PM
This is nice. Our latest episode got an Instagram like from Charlotte Burke herself - Anna from Paperhouse 😎
Reposted by Michael Féaux-Wood
Few pics from Jenkin Chapel and Erwin Lane this morning - still one of the most enthralling mysteries of local history in the peak borders of Cheshire for me. Wrote a piece on it a few years ago: thelocalmythstorian.com/death-of-the...
#johnturner #jagger #jenkinchapel
#johnturner #jagger #jenkinchapel
November 3, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Few pics from Jenkin Chapel and Erwin Lane this morning - still one of the most enthralling mysteries of local history in the peak borders of Cheshire for me. Wrote a piece on it a few years ago: thelocalmythstorian.com/death-of-the...
#johnturner #jagger #jenkinchapel
#johnturner #jagger #jenkinchapel
Just found out the Prime Minister runs on online driving course that uses Mindfulness techniques.
It's called Steer Calmer with Kier Starmer.
It's called Steer Calmer with Kier Starmer.
November 5, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Just found out the Prime Minister runs on online driving course that uses Mindfulness techniques.
It's called Steer Calmer with Kier Starmer.
It's called Steer Calmer with Kier Starmer.
Reposted by Michael Féaux-Wood
Dick Cheney won't see your mean jokes about his death, but Tony Blair will, hopefully.
November 4, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Dick Cheney won't see your mean jokes about his death, but Tony Blair will, hopefully.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Looks like I'll be "applying gentle rhythmic pressure" to the Chicken from now on.
Looks like I'll be "applying gentle rhythmic pressure" to the Chicken from now on.
Online porn showing choking to be made illegal, government says
Possession and publication of such material will be a criminal offence, under amendments to the Crime and Policing Bill.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 4, 2025 at 8:54 AM
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Looks like I'll be "applying gentle rhythmic pressure" to the Chicken from now on.
Looks like I'll be "applying gentle rhythmic pressure" to the Chicken from now on.
So glad to see that people are taking care of their lamp post Union jacks and Saint George crosses by not letting them fall down or become damaged or torn.
November 4, 2025 at 7:18 AM
So glad to see that people are taking care of their lamp post Union jacks and Saint George crosses by not letting them fall down or become damaged or torn.
Right, I've decided what my legacy to the world will be. I want to compile a treasury of the rude versions of pop songs and hymns that we made up as kids. Please submit anything, no matter what your age.
November 2, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Right, I've decided what my legacy to the world will be. I want to compile a treasury of the rude versions of pop songs and hymns that we made up as kids. Please submit anything, no matter what your age.
L to R- Little Tim, Bob and Benedict Wong
November 1, 2025 at 6:30 PM
L to R- Little Tim, Bob and Benedict Wong
Happens to the best of us.
November 1, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Happens to the best of us.
No takers yet for the portrait of a winking Keith Allen.
Not painted by me, I must add.
Not painted by me, I must add.
November 1, 2025 at 2:39 PM
No takers yet for the portrait of a winking Keith Allen.
Not painted by me, I must add.
Not painted by me, I must add.
Here's my attempt to reach out to new followers with a hot take:
HP Lovecraft is the George Lucas of Horror. Rubbish writer, but created a mythos that the public engaged with and played with by themselves.
HP Lovecraft is the George Lucas of Horror. Rubbish writer, but created a mythos that the public engaged with and played with by themselves.
November 1, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Here's my attempt to reach out to new followers with a hot take:
HP Lovecraft is the George Lucas of Horror. Rubbish writer, but created a mythos that the public engaged with and played with by themselves.
HP Lovecraft is the George Lucas of Horror. Rubbish writer, but created a mythos that the public engaged with and played with by themselves.
Witchy Rays. Acrylic gel monoprint.
The final part of my #13daysofhalloween
Hope it has given you pleasure.
Have a happy Halloween, and if you're raising the dead tonight, don't forget to put them back an hour before sunrise.
#Halloween2025
#halloween
The final part of my #13daysofhalloween
Hope it has given you pleasure.
Have a happy Halloween, and if you're raising the dead tonight, don't forget to put them back an hour before sunrise.
#Halloween2025
#halloween
October 31, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Witchy Rays. Acrylic gel monoprint.
The final part of my #13daysofhalloween
Hope it has given you pleasure.
Have a happy Halloween, and if you're raising the dead tonight, don't forget to put them back an hour before sunrise.
#Halloween2025
#halloween
The final part of my #13daysofhalloween
Hope it has given you pleasure.
Have a happy Halloween, and if you're raising the dead tonight, don't forget to put them back an hour before sunrise.
#Halloween2025
#halloween
Words fail me.
Watch this.
Open your eyes to this brutality.
ICE beats up, drags & abducts this disabled visually impaired man.
Now share this.
Everyone must see the brutality of this administration & ask themselves what they are doing to push back.
You have power.
Even sharing this video exerts that power.
Open your eyes to this brutality.
ICE beats up, drags & abducts this disabled visually impaired man.
Now share this.
Everyone must see the brutality of this administration & ask themselves what they are doing to push back.
You have power.
Even sharing this video exerts that power.
October 30, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Words fail me.
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from Star Wars, Dr Who or Transformers.
@daveyjones.bsky.social
@daveyjones.bsky.social
October 30, 2025 at 12:39 PM
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from Star Wars, Dr Who or Transformers.
@daveyjones.bsky.social
@daveyjones.bsky.social