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v1.116 is rolling out now!

For all the overthinkers and perfectionists out there, we're launching Drafts.
February 9, 2026 at 11:53 PM
miss the talk of "freedom" in a broad sense. even if i never believed it from certain mouths, having it as an idealized north star at least felt like something worth pursuing.
February 9, 2026 at 11:02 PM
the Bob Ross of sucking cock
February 9, 2026 at 12:25 AM
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“Wow that’s based,” typed 45 year old in pajama pants, expressionless
February 7, 2026 at 9:48 PM
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i refuse to give up pertinent details but this particular problem continues to show its face to me and get stupider and worse every time. i guess we are just living in this world now, but i refuse to give in
you can tell the AI situation is bad because even people who are vocally against it will still do shit like screenshot google's AI overview when they're trying to make a point about something
December 7, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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Flawless like Wallace
On it like Gromit
February 7, 2026 at 3:23 PM
people on the internet are so funny man
February 5, 2026 at 7:39 PM
by far not my favorite song, not even necessarily of long titles, but it's the one I always think of (and any excuse to pimp out Trophy Wives, one of my favorite underrated pop punk bands)
February 4, 2026 at 2:50 PM
they call me rock bottom because my bottom rocks
February 1, 2026 at 10:03 AM
i don't know that art is something meant to be considered "consistent." what it means to the artist at any given point during creation vs. what it means to audience at any given point during experiencing is all so ephemeral it can't possibly be measured accurately if at all.
February 1, 2026 at 3:12 AM
imagining a guy where, despite literally years of everything else, NOW is the time they want to get off of twitter
January 31, 2026 at 2:27 AM
i have something trapped under my eyelid and it's been there for about 4 hours and it's driving me fucking crazy
January 30, 2026 at 7:33 AM
snacking rascal (snascal)
January 29, 2026 at 8:14 AM
getting mad at a guy i made up in my head who also happens to be real
January 28, 2026 at 10:12 AM
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Guys nothing personal but if you rub your a.i. generated anti-ICE, anti-Trump memes in my face I gotta unfollow and mute you and also you’re dead to me.

It’s the sewage that fascism both shits and eats, it’s like blowing smoke in my face to show me how evil the tobacco companies are.
January 24, 2026 at 7:54 PM
the bluesky "what's up" is almost as bad as the facebook "what's on your mind."

of services, i ask to never be treated as if the thing i'm interacting with is personal in any sense. this light anthropomorphization is the first tiny domino that leads to people believing AI can make decisions
January 24, 2026 at 12:26 AM
in the year of our lord 2026, whenever you scroll on a feed online, fetish content you are not interested will appear. when you go to mute said fetish content by going into the profile, the algorithm notices and feeds you more of the same fetish content in new posts. the loop is inescapable.
January 22, 2026 at 3:45 AM
outside of the realm of people self-censoring for pragmatic reasons i.e. not swearing in front of kids, i find people who use phrases analogous to swearing that are not swearing (shut the front door, what the fudge, etc) to be treading into territory of stolen valor for us, the unrepentant swearers
January 21, 2026 at 10:51 PM
hand one: teetotalers
hand two: tops
handshake: not getting hammered
January 13, 2026 at 11:57 AM
saw a song with 1.6 mil songs on youtube from a band i'd never heard of and clicked it out of morbid curiosity. i scrolled down and the first comment says "Instagram ad brought me here."
January 13, 2026 at 11:39 AM
January 13, 2026 at 7:59 AM
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very curious what the current public consensus on the Drive scorpion jacket is. does gen z know about this jacket?
September 9, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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People have got Quan Chi madness. Fashionable women at parties are doing key bumps in Quan Chi makeup. Trend forecasters are declaring it “Quan Chi summer.”
January 11, 2026 at 3:16 AM
every day i yearn for reason but am subjected to discourse
January 12, 2026 at 7:12 PM