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Pinned
my big tiger punch needle from 2020!
i’m not hubristic enough to think this phenomenon is unique to me, it must be a well documented one. is there a WORD for when a smash hit favorite dish you’ve made before effortlessly is doomed to flop the moment you feel the slightest real or imagined social pressure for it to be a crowd pleaser?
November 27, 2025 at 5:05 PM
experiencing advanced thanksgiving psychosis and deciding that 11am in my pajamas is the right time to spontaneously pull together additional appetizer to bring to my mom’s this afternoon
November 27, 2025 at 3:49 PM
i’m not allowed to share ari’s face in this photo but we just got jumpscared by a local event using us in their advertising reels
November 26, 2025 at 9:59 PM
skeptically eying a brussels sprout recipe that asks me to cook bacon and then discard the fat instead of cooking the sprouts in it,,,
November 26, 2025 at 8:21 PM
need morale a morale treat this afternoon? we got a couple of biscoff snowman milk teas from gong cha and they came wearing extremely cute little removable scarves and plastic top hats.
November 26, 2025 at 8:06 PM
i have the day off to cook, clean, and rub oil into wooden spoons. my partner does Not have the day off and is working remotely in the next room. and here i hope we have earned the sympathy of anybody who has ever been in love, because our goofy asses are not accomplishing SHIT.
November 26, 2025 at 5:15 PM
getting ready to make a rip roaring mess in the kitchen by first deep cleaning it
November 26, 2025 at 4:57 PM
friend of miffy
November 25, 2025 at 8:33 PM
won a really scary garfield doll from a claw machine game - he’d had his face obscured and i hadn’t realized that it was contorted and locked into a rictus grin with wide frightened staring eyes. anyway, i might cut his face off and replace it with a vinyl doll face? like a freak labubu.
November 25, 2025 at 1:40 PM
used up half of a butternut squash to make a really beautiful one pot brown butter orzo with sage and parmesan, and the other half diced up into a cast iron skillet with shallots and hot italian sausage to make a big roasty extra savory side to mix into it 😈
November 25, 2025 at 1:37 AM
explaining to my increasingly skeptical partner that i NEED to go to stew leonard’s to meet an animatronic cow for enrichment and personal wellbeing.
November 24, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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There is no way you can guess how the thread that ends in this instant classic begins.
The damned in hell are not more powerful for the fact that the fires do not consume them; it is part and parcel of their torment.
November 23, 2025 at 6:54 PM
put a cake in the oven just on time for the power to go out for the entire neighborhood
November 23, 2025 at 11:33 PM
stumbled across an official bandai gashapon location at the burlington mall, this imperiling myself
November 23, 2025 at 2:24 AM
instagram is showing me the $2,000 cake stand again and it makes my blood boil with furious futile wanting. they should make an affordable nice sturdy plastic version for like, the clumsy child nieces of the imaginary evil hateful rich person who owns this in my mind.
November 22, 2025 at 4:14 PM
having secret “just like fallout 4” thoughts about every autumn sight, wickedly.
November 22, 2025 at 3:47 PM
went to bed with no doubt in my mind that the morning farmer’s market was our next stop, but now it’s raining which means it’s lucky if either of us wake up before noon
November 22, 2025 at 2:38 PM
misled by the advertisements, for just a moment i lived in a world where this fleece was available in adult sizes.
November 22, 2025 at 9:06 AM
okay! i have sourced a tablecloth with a picture of the moon in it, paper wolf party plates, stuff to make steaks, and my mom’s buttercream frosting recipe. i think we’re a bag of cake flour and a container of crisco away from being ready to celebrate wolfenoot rites.
November 21, 2025 at 2:26 PM
living with your partner will change you, we’re two not particularly christmas aligned people who are already talking about holiday mantlescapes, matching pajamas, retro-style lighting options, and spending all of black friday decorating
November 21, 2025 at 2:07 PM
big iron ate a moth 🙁
November 21, 2025 at 3:26 AM
i’m so hype to decorate our holiday MANTLE! ari has an old tin litho dollhouse that fits on it perfectly, and i’ve sourced fake snow, tiny trees, little wreathes, and miniature LED christmas lights.
November 20, 2025 at 3:03 PM
last night i cut up our beautiful drapes because they were so long they dragged on the floor, but i made a real butchery of it and now i’m in a sulk. they were clearance at ikea, but now they’re no longer available unless you’re willing to front quadruple price on a GLANSHAGTORN off latvian ebay.
November 20, 2025 at 2:09 PM
i think the hello kitty friends lego sets are sweet, but because there’s not a currently airing sanrio cartoon in my personal sphere of awareness i like to imagine up a hypothetical child who thinks kuromi is just a random character from their legos that everyone liked enough to make stationary of.
November 20, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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·˖✶ HOLIDAY SPECIAL ·˖✶
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Nov 7th- Dec 31st all online orders above $30 will get a free postcard and sticker!
ALSO- in the US you can grab my & @shycustis.bsky.social ‘s stuff in person at a few select locations! XOXO
November 19, 2025 at 7:40 PM