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(But you were lying too, like you always do.)
(DC: 1.)
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(It felt different in your hand, and you knew what it was.)

[ #UTRP | #DRRP | #RPSKY | 🌩️ ]
❤️ SUPER BOWL SUNDAY BABY
FUCK IT'S THE WEEKEND BABY
PATRIOTS ARE GONNA WIN BABY
FUCK
February 7, 2026 at 3:15 AM
/ i dont wanna like. Recreate Them In The Modern Image all at once (nor do i know how this event is being paced) but i do like the idea of gaster being nicies enough to let gabita speak
February 7, 2026 at 2:02 AM
/ oh referring to gaster like capital-G-god with the He and Him capitalized... free my champion
February 7, 2026 at 1:34 AM
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//dipshit and dumbass aren't seeing eye to eye.
February 7, 2026 at 12:24 AM
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February 6, 2026 at 8:07 PM
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i ssix sevenuinely cant do this anymore,e
February 6, 2026 at 7:28 PM
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Final words: "I don't want to go to heaven."

May he rest in peace.
February 6, 2026 at 11:27 AM
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- Oh no! I've seen this on the late show. You ghoulish fiends hold me down and take turns nibbling on my innards, then you eat my brain and leave my body for the buzzards!

- That's disgusting... we just want the hat back.
February 6, 2026 at 3:38 AM
/ i log on to gaster i retweet something ominous i laugh as the notifications i log off. this is the easiest muse ever
February 5, 2026 at 2:58 AM
[ * You don't condone violence against Pippins but you absolutely condone throwing your drinks at people. ]

[ * ...You whip an empty cup straight ahead and hope it clips someone. ]
February 4, 2026 at 4:56 PM
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October 11, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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This would look so fucking good if we paved it and put a parking lot here instead
February 4, 2026 at 3:24 PM
/ by the nine someone recognized the cuphead and mugman vs beavis and butthead quote i can get away with adding more of it
February 3, 2026 at 11:42 PM
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temp pinned. written by punk. we're in this shit.
February 3, 2026 at 3:06 AM
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February 3, 2026 at 1:59 AM
[ * ...You update your contacts accordingly. ]
February 3, 2026 at 1:54 AM
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Ummmmyes it is☝🏾i woulds know. im very normal,they call me NormalFrisk
February 3, 2026 at 1:53 AM
[ * You go to say something but decide against it. You just nod and smile in the way only you seem to. ]

[ * At least it's not as forced. ]
?well yes i said it just now
[ * You nod. You knew, but your ever-helpful sibling reminding you never hurts. ]

❤️ Many people are saying this
February 3, 2026 at 1:53 AM
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...

...y'sure you're a man?
February 3, 2026 at 1:50 AM
[ * You nod. You knew, but your ever-helpful sibling reminding you never hurts. ]

❤️ Many people are saying this
beefs came from cow☝🏾(they go moo)(did you knows?)
❤️ Origin of the beef
> That fucking grocer that I hate
February 3, 2026 at 1:51 AM
❤️ Origin of the beef
> That fucking grocer that I hate
soups?🤔theres are many...like chicken...tomatos... even BeefStew💀sorrey i dont know where skeleton came from
February 3, 2026 at 1:48 AM
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soups?🤔theres are many...like chicken...tomatos... even BeefStew💀sorrey i dont know where skeleton came from
February 3, 2026 at 1:47 AM
[ * Your previous corpse appears to be gathering moss. ]
February 2, 2026 at 8:07 PM
♥️ Should've never smoked
that shit now I'm in the
goner maker
February 1, 2026 at 12:38 AM
❤️ You flatter me
January 31, 2026 at 8:58 PM