there's nothing sacred here.
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We used to say shrimp heaven now. Do you remember that? And we used to laugh.
January 27, 2026 at 8:42 PM
We used to say shrimp heaven now. Do you remember that? And we used to laugh.
Before we met, you sat alone rotting in that cell.
January 27, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Before we met, you sat alone rotting in that cell.
And once we leave, we can't come back again.
January 27, 2026 at 4:26 PM
And once we leave, we can't come back again.
I'm breaking out of here tonight.
January 27, 2026 at 3:49 PM
I'm breaking out of here tonight.
Jump on Panel 1! It will take you to Panels 2 and 3. Jump as soon as you land on a panel, or else you'll fall!
January 27, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Jump on Panel 1! It will take you to Panels 2 and 3. Jump as soon as you land on a panel, or else you'll fall!
Let's take ibuprofen together.
January 27, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Let's take ibuprofen together.
It's in the way that you move, it's in the way that you breathe.
January 27, 2026 at 2:04 PM
It's in the way that you move, it's in the way that you breathe.
So free up the cheaper seats, here comes a Greek tragedy.
January 27, 2026 at 1:32 PM
So free up the cheaper seats, here comes a Greek tragedy.
For a minute there, I lost myself.
January 27, 2026 at 12:55 PM
For a minute there, I lost myself.
Let die the woman you love? Or suffer the little children...
January 27, 2026 at 12:24 PM
Let die the woman you love? Or suffer the little children...
Good news, good news, that's all they wanna hear.
January 27, 2026 at 11:44 AM
Good news, good news, that's all they wanna hear.
I offered you power, I offered you friendship... and you spat in my face.
January 27, 2026 at 11:05 AM
I offered you power, I offered you friendship... and you spat in my face.
I'd love to waste your time.
January 27, 2026 at 10:27 AM
I'd love to waste your time.
Just be kind to yourself.
January 27, 2026 at 9:47 AM
Just be kind to yourself.
There's been... a massacre in the Toys-R-Us. The current fatalities are 7. (Power Ranger Action Figures)
January 27, 2026 at 9:15 AM
There's been... a massacre in the Toys-R-Us. The current fatalities are 7. (Power Ranger Action Figures)
Sorry that I ended two consecutive messages with 'lmao.' I don't know why I did that. It looks really dumb, doesn't it. I'll edit one to get rid of it. You can end my stupid pathetic life if you want.
January 27, 2026 at 8:41 AM
Sorry that I ended two consecutive messages with 'lmao.' I don't know why I did that. It looks really dumb, doesn't it. I'll edit one to get rid of it. You can end my stupid pathetic life if you want.
As if I couldn't blow your brains out the back of your dense fucking skull!
January 27, 2026 at 8:41 AM
As if I couldn't blow your brains out the back of your dense fucking skull!
What if there was a soldier named Teacup?
January 27, 2026 at 8:03 AM
What if there was a soldier named Teacup?
Oh, you think he's looking lovingly at you? But it's nowhere near the truth, his mind is up to no good.
January 27, 2026 at 7:25 AM
Oh, you think he's looking lovingly at you? But it's nowhere near the truth, his mind is up to no good.
We're gonna fall eventually.
January 27, 2026 at 6:52 AM
We're gonna fall eventually.
We're weird, but Lord knows we're trying.
January 27, 2026 at 6:17 AM
We're weird, but Lord knows we're trying.
Can you be fucking nice?
January 27, 2026 at 6:17 AM
Can you be fucking nice?
The ashes fall slowly as your voice consoles me.
January 27, 2026 at 6:17 AM
The ashes fall slowly as your voice consoles me.
This too shall pass, but like. Holy fuck.
January 27, 2026 at 3:47 AM
This too shall pass, but like. Holy fuck.
For a minute there, I lost myself.
January 27, 2026 at 3:06 AM
For a minute there, I lost myself.