clod cuckooland
@whatever.mom
mid-ranked A-rundler in learnedleague with good stats on things i hate and bad stats on things i like. often i would prefer not to
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clod cuckooland
@whatever.mom
· Feb 13
you need to be bartlebymaxxing. you should be preferring not to at all times. take the scrivenpill
i'll just be a second babe i'm unlocking claude zalgo mode
January 22, 2026 at 12:54 AM
i'll just be a second babe i'm unlocking claude zalgo mode
they're calling it the sweatiest, most slack-lipped praise kink of all time
January 21, 2026 at 3:39 PM
they're calling it the sweatiest, most slack-lipped praise kink of all time
jake "ever given" lang. big bitch stuck
Right-wing influencer Jake Lang is stuck in a window recess against Minneapolis City Hall.
He’s soaked with freezing water after counterprotesters hurled water balloons at him. bit.ly/4baGhJn
He’s soaked with freezing water after counterprotesters hurled water balloons at him. bit.ly/4baGhJn
January 17, 2026 at 9:23 PM
jake "ever given" lang. big bitch stuck
i feel like i have been condescended to by a woman who looks exactly like this thousands of times
I found her
January 13, 2026 at 2:00 AM
i feel like i have been condescended to by a woman who looks exactly like this thousands of times
turns out chud rhodesia is just white zimbabwe
January 12, 2026 at 1:24 AM
turns out chud rhodesia is just white zimbabwe
if kirby eats a bra does he become two kirbys
January 11, 2026 at 12:07 AM
if kirby eats a bra does he become two kirbys
(creed arms into a sea of haters) classic cars are boomer bullshit. built like trash to last 2 years so you'd ratchet up their fake brand hierarchy. ride like a wrestler in pool floaties, Z-grade leather flaking. designed by a closeted oklahoman obsessed with the other closeted oklahoman at chrysler
January 10, 2026 at 2:50 AM
(creed arms into a sea of haters) classic cars are boomer bullshit. built like trash to last 2 years so you'd ratchet up their fake brand hierarchy. ride like a wrestler in pool floaties, Z-grade leather flaking. designed by a closeted oklahoman obsessed with the other closeted oklahoman at chrysler
This is what happens, Larry. This is what happens when I truly let someone get close to me. The real me.
January 6, 2026 at 3:25 AM
This is what happens, Larry. This is what happens when I truly let someone get close to me. The real me.
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claude code is fucking insane
i know literally NOTHING about Hegel. ZERO. and it just built me a complete system of German idealism
i know literally NOTHING about Hegel. ZERO. and it just built me a complete system of German idealism
January 5, 2026 at 6:49 PM
claude code is fucking insane
i know literally NOTHING about Hegel. ZERO. and it just built me a complete system of German idealism
i know literally NOTHING about Hegel. ZERO. and it just built me a complete system of German idealism
all right everyone stop posting for 2 minutes and take a break. i recommend box breathing or studying your fingernails. starting...now
January 5, 2026 at 7:45 PM
all right everyone stop posting for 2 minutes and take a break. i recommend box breathing or studying your fingernails. starting...now
look around you at these monsters celebrating a death. 2025 was doing public discourse the right way. and they killed it
January 1, 2026 at 3:39 AM
look around you at these monsters celebrating a death. 2025 was doing public discourse the right way. and they killed it
BEN SHAPIRO: Well Bari, I completely agree that Scrooge is an antisemitic caricature, but he's also correct
December 24, 2025 at 5:34 PM
BEN SHAPIRO: Well Bari, I completely agree that Scrooge is an antisemitic caricature, but he's also correct
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zillow wrapped subtly dunking on me for living in the same place this whole year
December 24, 2025 at 2:46 AM
zillow wrapped subtly dunking on me for living in the same place this whole year
[claire danes and leonardo dicaprio pinky swearing on the romeo + juliet set, 1996] So we agree that we both go out and do as much "snot acting" as possible for the next 30 years?
December 21, 2025 at 6:27 PM
[claire danes and leonardo dicaprio pinky swearing on the romeo + juliet set, 1996] So we agree that we both go out and do as much "snot acting" as possible for the next 30 years?
you're welcome for my attention to that matter
December 18, 2025 at 2:39 AM
you're welcome for my attention to that matter
is the tail part of the ass
December 18, 2025 at 1:21 AM
is the tail part of the ass
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"everyone is 12" and "everything is pro wrestling" and "everything is sports betting" are all merely shadows of a higher dimensional shape
Rather, to the extent there's a problem with Richardson, it's the same problem Nate Silver has: they're Too Online. The issue is the way one's intellectual output becomes conditioned by the incentives and demands of Posting, of having fans, of getting into beefs online.
December 14, 2025 at 12:28 AM
"everyone is 12" and "everything is pro wrestling" and "everything is sports betting" are all merely shadows of a higher dimensional shape
went to rocky horror at the admiral at midnight, took a random polaroid of a girl wearing choke chain and electrical tape bra and making a funny face for the camera, never spoke to her. ~3y later i'd been dating a girl i met online for a few months before i recognized her from my own picture
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 4:20 AM
went to rocky horror at the admiral at midnight, took a random polaroid of a girl wearing choke chain and electrical tape bra and making a funny face for the camera, never spoke to her. ~3y later i'd been dating a girl i met online for a few months before i recognized her from my own picture
What oh nothing just powerscaling the knights of the round table
December 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
What oh nothing just powerscaling the knights of the round table
what's the most common color, do you think? i gotta go with yellow
December 11, 2025 at 2:50 PM
what's the most common color, do you think? i gotta go with yellow
i would prefer not to
December 8, 2025 at 12:41 AM
i would prefer not to