Christopher Wershoven
@wershoven.bsky.social
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A whale washed up in Nantucket,
On the beach so we brought spades and buckets.
The whale was too big,
for any hole we could dig.
So we left it right there, saying...
On the beach so we brought spades and buckets.
The whale was too big,
for any hole we could dig.
So we left it right there, saying...
A dead sperm whale has washed up on Nantucket for the first time in decades. It’s too big to move — at least until officials figure out a plan.
Dead Sperm Whale on Nantucket Is Too Big to Move, for Now
A local nonprofit said the 52-ton mammal is “far too big, awkward and heavy to remove.” A town official later said it could be dragged out to sea by Thanksgiving.
nyti.ms
November 20, 2025 at 1:59 PM
A whale washed up in Nantucket,
On the beach so we brought spades and buckets.
The whale was too big,
for any hole we could dig.
So we left it right there, saying...
On the beach so we brought spades and buckets.
The whale was too big,
for any hole we could dig.
So we left it right there, saying...
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Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through
October 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through
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Don't dance around it, don't make jokes about it, don't hedge as if it's merely suggestive of the possibility or we need more evidence to confirm.
This is a literal signed confession that the president is a pedophile. He is guilty of that most monstrous of crimes. Say it plainly and directly.
This is a literal signed confession that the president is a pedophile. He is guilty of that most monstrous of crimes. Say it plainly and directly.
September 8, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Don't dance around it, don't make jokes about it, don't hedge as if it's merely suggestive of the possibility or we need more evidence to confirm.
This is a literal signed confession that the president is a pedophile. He is guilty of that most monstrous of crimes. Say it plainly and directly.
This is a literal signed confession that the president is a pedophile. He is guilty of that most monstrous of crimes. Say it plainly and directly.
Think the NYTBee will accept this word once Mamdani is mayor.
August 15, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Think the NYTBee will accept this word once Mamdani is mayor.
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A perfect ad. Pass this along to everyone you know in New York.
We know what we have to do to save our city from Andrew Cuomo.
We're cross endorsing 🤝 @bradlander.bsky.social
We're cross endorsing 🤝 @bradlander.bsky.social
June 14, 2025 at 3:40 AM
A perfect ad. Pass this along to everyone you know in New York.
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tf is "bacon, cheese and egg"?
June 4, 2025 at 12:53 AM
tf is "bacon, cheese and egg"?
“Mr. Carney did not agree to an interview with The New York Times.”
Good on him.
Good on him.
April 26, 2025 at 12:58 PM
“Mr. Carney did not agree to an interview with The New York Times.”
Good on him.
Good on him.
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i know the 'Irish stock market' is a real thing but it sounds vaguely racist to me. like it's what the Americans call a board behind the bar with all the drink prices on it
April 7, 2025 at 8:35 AM
i know the 'Irish stock market' is a real thing but it sounds vaguely racist to me. like it's what the Americans call a board behind the bar with all the drink prices on it
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Violets are blue
March 20, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Violets are blue
Did Rambo let anyone go? I remember Schwarzenegger letting Sully go in Commando.
We are still stuck with a corrupt mayor, a disappointing governor, and the less I say about the Times, the better.
We are still stuck with a corrupt mayor, a disappointing governor, and the less I say about the Times, the better.
Facing Trump’s Threats, New York’s Governor Adopts a ‘Rambo’ Attitude
Gov. Kathy Hochul has embraced a more aggressive stance as she takes on President Trump, deals with Mayor Eric Adams and nears a competitive election next year.
www.nytimes.com
February 21, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Did Rambo let anyone go? I remember Schwarzenegger letting Sully go in Commando.
We are still stuck with a corrupt mayor, a disappointing governor, and the less I say about the Times, the better.
We are still stuck with a corrupt mayor, a disappointing governor, and the less I say about the Times, the better.
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Feel like we have to bring back the concept of selling out for very famous celebs who do commercials.
February 10, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Feel like we have to bring back the concept of selling out for very famous celebs who do commercials.
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Eagles kicker getting free whizz for life at Jim’s after those two field goals.
February 10, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Eagles kicker getting free whizz for life at Jim’s after those two field goals.
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“There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way.” -- Christopher Morley
December 22, 2024 at 6:01 PM
“There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way.” -- Christopher Morley
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If someone is [pangram], they are also usually [disallowed word].
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December 20, 2024 at 5:02 PM
If someone is [pangram], they are also usually [disallowed word].
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Once you get past the obvious butt jokes, I’ve never seen a puzzle try so effortlessly to be so boring.
December 2, 2024 at 6:49 PM
Once you get past the obvious butt jokes, I’ve never seen a puzzle try so effortlessly to be so boring.
It’s been some time since I last posted some of the filth in my kids’ books. This time, it’s Peter & Ernesto.
November 23, 2024 at 5:06 PM
It’s been some time since I last posted some of the filth in my kids’ books. This time, it’s Peter & Ernesto.