randomizer dad
@weffjebster.bsky.social
i play videos game and i guess i remembered how to make music. he/him. weffjebster.stream clockelixir.bandcamp.com
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randomizer dad
@weffjebster.bsky.social
· Mar 20
"fun fact" no. i get to decide whether it's fun or not. do not emotionally manipulate me
everything is bullshit but we will win. and i'm gonna play earthbound too which is fun twitch.tv/weffjebster
pk scramble. more stuff later
pk scramble. more stuff later
weffjebster - Twitch
twitch dot teevee's leading randomizer dad
twitch.tv
January 24, 2026 at 8:38 PM
everything is bullshit but we will win. and i'm gonna play earthbound too which is fun twitch.tv/weffjebster
pk scramble. more stuff later
pk scramble. more stuff later
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You can tell things are going well in America because accounts with names like MovieTVFunZone are posting things like, "THE PIGS ARE KIDNAPPING CHILDREN AND PRIESTS. THE TREE OF LIBERTY DEMANDS TO BE WATERED"
January 23, 2026 at 11:50 PM
You can tell things are going well in America because accounts with names like MovieTVFunZone are posting things like, "THE PIGS ARE KIDNAPPING CHILDREN AND PRIESTS. THE TREE OF LIBERTY DEMANDS TO BE WATERED"
my dad has a favorite and least favorite song on Ipso Facto Meeny-Moe MAGICO
January 24, 2026 at 3:19 PM
my dad has a favorite and least favorite song on Ipso Facto Meeny-Moe MAGICO
@eryngobragh.bsky.social is making me skeet. Did you know that I have an album coming out this Friday? It's called Ipso Facto Meeny-Moe MAGICO and it's a punk rock concept album about Chrono Trigger! I have posted two singles from it already! clockelixir.bandcamp.com/album/ipso-f... #makeweffskeet
Ipso Facto Meeny-Moe MAGICO, by Clock Elixir
12 track album
clockelixir.bandcamp.com
January 24, 2026 at 4:37 AM
@eryngobragh.bsky.social is making me skeet. Did you know that I have an album coming out this Friday? It's called Ipso Facto Meeny-Moe MAGICO and it's a punk rock concept album about Chrono Trigger! I have posted two singles from it already! clockelixir.bandcamp.com/album/ipso-f... #makeweffskeet
weffjebster - Twitch
twitch dot teevee's leading randomizer dad
twitch.tv
January 23, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Hi bsky users who weren't around 4 hours ago. I just released my SECOND SINGLE from my upcoming punk rock Chrono Trigger concept album, Ipso Facto Meeny-Moe MAGICO. It's called Masamune! clockelixir.bandcamp.com/album/ipso-f...
It answers the question: "What if a frog had survivor guilt angst?"
It answers the question: "What if a frog had survivor guilt angst?"
Ipso Facto Meeny-Moe MAGICO, by Clock Elixir
12 track album
clockelixir.bandcamp.com
January 23, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Hi bsky users who weren't around 4 hours ago. I just released my SECOND SINGLE from my upcoming punk rock Chrono Trigger concept album, Ipso Facto Meeny-Moe MAGICO. It's called Masamune! clockelixir.bandcamp.com/album/ipso-f...
It answers the question: "What if a frog had survivor guilt angst?"
It answers the question: "What if a frog had survivor guilt angst?"
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
January 23, 2026 at 4:01 PM
In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
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Here's the second single from Ipso Facto Meeny-Moe MAGICO. It's called Masamune! This is for y'all who heard Mammon Machine and were like "hey weff cool song but i thought you said it was a punk album"
clockelixir.bandcamp.com/track/masamune
I hope you enjoy! The full album releases in 7 days.
Here's the second single from Ipso Facto Meeny-Moe MAGICO. It's called Masamune! This is for y'all who heard Mammon Machine and were like "hey weff cool song but i thought you said it was a punk album"
clockelixir.bandcamp.com/track/masamune
I hope you enjoy! The full album releases in 7 days.
Masamune!, by Clock Elixir
from the album Ipso Facto Meeny-Moe MAGICO
clockelixir.bandcamp.com
January 23, 2026 at 4:56 AM
🐸.
Here's the second single from Ipso Facto Meeny-Moe MAGICO. It's called Masamune! This is for y'all who heard Mammon Machine and were like "hey weff cool song but i thought you said it was a punk album"
clockelixir.bandcamp.com/track/masamune
I hope you enjoy! The full album releases in 7 days.
Here's the second single from Ipso Facto Meeny-Moe MAGICO. It's called Masamune! This is for y'all who heard Mammon Machine and were like "hey weff cool song but i thought you said it was a punk album"
clockelixir.bandcamp.com/track/masamune
I hope you enjoy! The full album releases in 7 days.
🐸.
Here's the second single from Ipso Facto Meeny-Moe MAGICO. It's called Masamune! This is for y'all who heard Mammon Machine and were like "hey weff cool song but i thought you said it was a punk album"
clockelixir.bandcamp.com/track/masamune
I hope you enjoy! The full album releases in 7 days.
Here's the second single from Ipso Facto Meeny-Moe MAGICO. It's called Masamune! This is for y'all who heard Mammon Machine and were like "hey weff cool song but i thought you said it was a punk album"
clockelixir.bandcamp.com/track/masamune
I hope you enjoy! The full album releases in 7 days.
Masamune!, by Clock Elixir
from the album Ipso Facto Meeny-Moe MAGICO
clockelixir.bandcamp.com
January 23, 2026 at 4:56 AM
🐸.
Here's the second single from Ipso Facto Meeny-Moe MAGICO. It's called Masamune! This is for y'all who heard Mammon Machine and were like "hey weff cool song but i thought you said it was a punk album"
clockelixir.bandcamp.com/track/masamune
I hope you enjoy! The full album releases in 7 days.
Here's the second single from Ipso Facto Meeny-Moe MAGICO. It's called Masamune! This is for y'all who heard Mammon Machine and were like "hey weff cool song but i thought you said it was a punk album"
clockelixir.bandcamp.com/track/masamune
I hope you enjoy! The full album releases in 7 days.
FFXII: The Zodiac Age. Good, not great. Boss fights were really fun puzzles if you play games like I do. Plot felt a bit directionless and arbitrary, and plays out like an ensemble that has a favorite character. IDK. Vaan is a totally okay character and axes do random damage. #whatsweffplayin
January 23, 2026 at 3:56 AM
FFXII: The Zodiac Age. Good, not great. Boss fights were really fun puzzles if you play games like I do. Plot felt a bit directionless and arbitrary, and plays out like an ensemble that has a favorite character. IDK. Vaan is a totally okay character and axes do random damage. #whatsweffplayin
zodi dodi
we likes to party
twitch.tv/weffjebster ff12 the zodiac age first playthrough part EIGHT . . . we gotta be close to the end i think?
we likes to party
twitch.tv/weffjebster ff12 the zodiac age first playthrough part EIGHT . . . we gotta be close to the end i think?
weffjebster - Twitch
twitch dot teevee's leading randomizer dad
twitch.tv
January 22, 2026 at 11:02 PM
zodi dodi
we likes to party
twitch.tv/weffjebster ff12 the zodiac age first playthrough part EIGHT . . . we gotta be close to the end i think?
we likes to party
twitch.tv/weffjebster ff12 the zodiac age first playthrough part EIGHT . . . we gotta be close to the end i think?
omg i get to release a single tonight
which one should it beeeeee
which one should it beeeeee
January 22, 2026 at 6:09 PM
omg i get to release a single tonight
which one should it beeeeee
which one should it beeeeee
see now if I'd released the album earlier today I couldn't have just tinkered with a song and made it better just now. this is why i didn't release it! i must be patient
January 22, 2026 at 5:07 AM
see now if I'd released the album earlier today I couldn't have just tinkered with a song and made it better just now. this is why i didn't release it! i must be patient
I know I said the album release was January 30 but 9 days is really far away and I'm like why don't I just release it right now
January 21, 2026 at 5:38 PM
I know I said the album release was January 30 but 9 days is really far away and I'm like why don't I just release it right now
So alrighty! I think we're done. All the final masters are rendered out. Probably gonna do one more car test just to be sure but it sounds alright.
This Friday is the next single!
This Friday is the next single!
January 21, 2026 at 5:12 AM
So alrighty! I think we're done. All the final masters are rendered out. Probably gonna do one more car test just to be sure but it sounds alright.
This Friday is the next single!
This Friday is the next single!
me when i change the drums from -6.93 dB to -4.36 dB
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January 21, 2026 at 4:39 AM
me when i change the drums from -6.93 dB to -4.36 dB
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🗿🙏🎶😙
wait
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January 21, 2026 at 2:53 AM
wait
he's trading in his chevy for a zodiac ac ac ac ac ac you oughtta know by now
twitch.tv/weffjebster
FFXII: The Zodiac Age first playthrough part SEVEN and such
twitch.tv/weffjebster
FFXII: The Zodiac Age first playthrough part SEVEN and such
weffjebster - Twitch
twitch dot teevee's leading randomizer dad
twitch.tv
January 20, 2026 at 11:02 PM
he's trading in his chevy for a zodiac ac ac ac ac ac you oughtta know by now
twitch.tv/weffjebster
FFXII: The Zodiac Age first playthrough part SEVEN and such
twitch.tv/weffjebster
FFXII: The Zodiac Age first playthrough part SEVEN and such
Proud to announce that, in the wake of my very successful release of single Mammon Machine from upcoming Chrono Trigger concept album Ipso Facto Meeny-Moe MAGICO, I have been approved for a 4.99% introductory APR on a home equity line of credit
January 19, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Proud to announce that, in the wake of my very successful release of single Mammon Machine from upcoming Chrono Trigger concept album Ipso Facto Meeny-Moe MAGICO, I have been approved for a 4.99% introductory APR on a home equity line of credit
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A couple of days ago I launched the first single for my upcoming Chrono Trigger concept album. This is that song! clockelixir.bandcamp.com/album/ipso-f... it's called Mammon Machine and it's for all those Belthasar-heads out there. Belthasar stans where you at
Ipso Facto Meeny-Moe MAGICO, by Clock Elixir
12 track album
clockelixir.bandcamp.com
January 18, 2026 at 1:19 AM
A couple of days ago I launched the first single for my upcoming Chrono Trigger concept album. This is that song! clockelixir.bandcamp.com/album/ipso-f... it's called Mammon Machine and it's for all those Belthasar-heads out there. Belthasar stans where you at
Hm i have not posted about the new single yet today
January 17, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Hm i have not posted about the new single yet today
the response to the first single has been so positive that i am developing a superiority complex. thanks in advance for the platinum record
January 17, 2026 at 6:20 AM
the response to the first single has been so positive that i am developing a superiority complex. thanks in advance for the platinum record