Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man 🏳️🌈 (parody)
@webwarrior.bsky.social
🕸 Only 18+.
🕸 Muse and mun are 33.
🕸 Maturity not included.
🕸 Dark themes ahead.
🕸 Ships with chemistry.
🕸 #MVRP.
🕸 Was a writer on Twitter.
🕸 Lewd is earned.
🕸 Totally a big-time superhero.
🕸 Muse and mun are 33.
🕸 Maturity not included.
🕸 Dark themes ahead.
🕸 Ships with chemistry.
🕸 #MVRP.
🕸 Was a writer on Twitter.
🕸 Lewd is earned.
🕸 Totally a big-time superhero.
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"Why not a guy dressed up as a teddy bear who gives hugs? How about that, huh? Just once, a huggy-bear instead of a big rhino or-or a scorpion?"
Peter is volunteering at FEAST today.
November 27, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Peter is volunteering at FEAST today.
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hey bad guy, do I have to harsh your buzz real quick?
November 27, 2025 at 2:49 AM
hey bad guy, do I have to harsh your buzz real quick?
"Women want me, men want to be me, and pizza fears me."
November 27, 2025 at 2:47 AM
"Women want me, men want to be me, and pizza fears me."
"My father, he lived by a philosophy, a principle, really. He believed that if you could do good things for other people, you had a moral obligation to do those things. And I know people CAN do those things."
November 23, 2025 at 10:18 PM
"My father, he lived by a philosophy, a principle, really. He believed that if you could do good things for other people, you had a moral obligation to do those things. And I know people CAN do those things."
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Oh look Trump supporters committing more election fraud 🙄 It’s always projection with these idiots.
www.phoenixnewtimes.com/news/ex-ariz...
www.phoenixnewtimes.com/news/ex-ariz...
Turning Point leader pleads guilty to attempted election fraud
Former GOP state Rep. Austin Smith was caught submitting fake signatures in his reelection campaign.
www.phoenixnewtimes.com
November 22, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Oh look Trump supporters committing more election fraud 🙄 It’s always projection with these idiots.
www.phoenixnewtimes.com/news/ex-ariz...
www.phoenixnewtimes.com/news/ex-ariz...
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November 22, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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November 22, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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🕷️ char
A small chime in, but a written list for easy Copy/Paste Incoming.
@/realpunkrock.bsky.social
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A small chime in, but a written list for easy Copy/Paste Incoming.
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November 22, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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The Lex account is "gone" but both writers have multiple other accounts here.
Here is a list if you'd like it.
So much for the apology, right???? You're sorry??
Do fucking better.
Here is a list if you'd like it.
So much for the apology, right???? You're sorry??
Do fucking better.
November 22, 2025 at 4:10 AM
The Lex account is "gone" but both writers have multiple other accounts here.
Here is a list if you'd like it.
So much for the apology, right???? You're sorry??
Do fucking better.
Here is a list if you'd like it.
So much for the apology, right???? You're sorry??
Do fucking better.
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// Alright. Generally, I don't like confrontation or doing anything like this -- But we need to address two writers today who use the writer tags Hades & Destinyawakened.
Most probably have seen them as a shipped pair writing Lex Luthor & Lucifer.
Earlier this week there was a situation --
Most probably have seen them as a shipped pair writing Lex Luthor & Lucifer.
Earlier this week there was a situation --
November 22, 2025 at 4:10 AM
// Alright. Generally, I don't like confrontation or doing anything like this -- But we need to address two writers today who use the writer tags Hades & Destinyawakened.
Most probably have seen them as a shipped pair writing Lex Luthor & Lucifer.
Earlier this week there was a situation --
Most probably have seen them as a shipped pair writing Lex Luthor & Lucifer.
Earlier this week there was a situation --
"Alright. You win. I won't press the issue."
“I said you can’t!”
"I'm gonna try. I owe you that."
November 21, 2025 at 8:01 PM
"Alright. You win. I won't press the issue."
"I'm gonna try. I owe you that."
“No… no you can’t.”
"Tandy, wait. Whatever's going on, I can help. It's what I do."
November 21, 2025 at 7:52 PM
"I'm gonna try. I owe you that."
"Tandy, wait. Whatever's going on, I can help. It's what I do."
“I… never mind… don’t worry about it I should go…”
"...Where is this convo going, may I ask? I have, but that's a weird thing to ask, no?"
November 21, 2025 at 7:49 PM
"Tandy, wait. Whatever's going on, I can help. It's what I do."
"...Where is this convo going, may I ask? I have, but that's a weird thing to ask, no?"
“I know what you mean.”
She chuckled awkwardly.
“Say… have you ever been mind controlled?”
She chuckled awkwardly.
“Say… have you ever been mind controlled?”
"I kinda needed that. Surprisingly, my life affords me few opportunities to get some shut eye."
November 21, 2025 at 7:43 PM
"...Where is this convo going, may I ask? I have, but that's a weird thing to ask, no?"
"I kinda needed that. Surprisingly, my life affords me few opportunities to get some shut eye."
She jumps at his sudden awakening.
“Oh! Hey Peter…”
“Oh! Hey Peter…”
Falls out of his web hammock, but catches himself.
"Oh. Hey, Tandy."
"Oh. Hey, Tandy."
November 21, 2025 at 7:37 PM
"I kinda needed that. Surprisingly, my life affords me few opportunities to get some shut eye."
Falls out of his web hammock, but catches himself.
"Oh. Hey, Tandy."
"Oh. Hey, Tandy."
Watches him quietly.
“I’m sorry…”
“I’m sorry…”
"Okay, people, listen up. Today, we're talkin' about fermions. Fermions have a half-integer spin. Not a full-integer spin; those are bosons."
Talking in his sleep.
Talking in his sleep.
November 21, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Falls out of his web hammock, but catches himself.
"Oh. Hey, Tandy."
"Oh. Hey, Tandy."
"Okay, people, listen up. Today, we're talkin' about fermions. Fermions have a half-integer spin. Not a full-integer spin; those are bosons."
Talking in his sleep.
Talking in his sleep.
November 21, 2025 at 6:58 PM
"Okay, people, listen up. Today, we're talkin' about fermions. Fermions have a half-integer spin. Not a full-integer spin; those are bosons."
Talking in his sleep.
Talking in his sleep.
"It's weird seeing a version of me that has a stable love life. I'm legitimately jealous. Friggin' Parker Luck..."
November 21, 2025 at 6:34 PM
"It's weird seeing a version of me that has a stable love life. I'm legitimately jealous. Friggin' Parker Luck..."
"Charlie Morningstar."
"That's awesome! What's her name?" :O
(Duc is definitely wanting to make friends with her, mostly because he likes making friends with people)
(Duc is definitely wanting to make friends with her, mostly because he likes making friends with people)
"It was only a couple of times we met, but, like, we're TOTALLY besties."
November 21, 2025 at 3:22 PM
"Charlie Morningstar."
"It was only a couple of times we met, but, like, we're TOTALLY besties."
"You're friends with Satan's daughter? Sounds cool!"
"Out of the entire Spider-Verse, who is the bestie of the lovely and adorable daughter of Satan? Boom! Me!"
November 21, 2025 at 3:18 PM
"It was only a couple of times we met, but, like, we're TOTALLY besties."
"Out of the entire Spider-Verse, who is the bestie of the lovely and adorable daughter of Satan? Boom! Me!"
November 21, 2025 at 2:45 PM
"Out of the entire Spider-Verse, who is the bestie of the lovely and adorable daughter of Satan? Boom! Me!"
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WE ARE SPEEDRUNNING THIS MOTHERFUCKER!! I AM GETTING A NEW RECORD IN BEING THE WORST!
November 21, 2025 at 2:44 PM
WE ARE SPEEDRUNNING THIS MOTHERFUCKER!! I AM GETTING A NEW RECORD IN BEING THE WORST!
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Why do bad things always happen to mediocre people who are lying about their identities?
November 21, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Why do bad things always happen to mediocre people who are lying about their identities?
"Eddie seems to be doing well."
November 21, 2025 at 1:49 PM
"Eddie seems to be doing well."
"Okay, don't hate me for this, but you can't see ANYTHING, Matt."
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❛ A suit to reflect the darker times we're in. But even through the darkness there is always light even when we can't see it for ourselves. ❜
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❛ A suit to reflect the darker times we're in. But even through the darkness there is always light even when we can't see it for ourselves. ❜
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ
November 19, 2025 at 7:51 PM
"Okay, don't hate me for this, but you can't see ANYTHING, Matt."