Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man 🏳️‍🌈 (parody)
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Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man 🏳️‍🌈 (parody)
@webwarrior.bsky.social
🕸 Only 18+.
🕸 Muse and mun are 33.
🕸 Written by #Trashmouth.
🕸 Dark themes ahead.
🕸 Ships with chemistry.
🕸 #MVRP.
🕸 Was a writer on Twitter.
🕸 Lewd is earned.
🕸 Totally a big-time superhero.
Pinned
"Why not a guy dressed up as a teddy bear who gives hugs? How about that, huh? Just once, a huggy-bear instead of a big rhino or-or a scorpion?"
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#HazbinHotel | Hazbin Hotel: Behind Closed Doors (S2E3)
Frame: 8266/40095
February 15, 2026 at 7:00 AM
"She's out of my league. But that's fine."
February 15, 2026 at 5:24 AM
February 15, 2026 at 5:22 AM
"Matters of the heart are math problems I can't solve."
February 15, 2026 at 2:56 AM
youtu.be/DDK5qGlLT8s?...
"There's ALWAYS hope."
3 Doors Down - Away From The Sun (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by 3DoorsDownVEVO
youtu.be
February 15, 2026 at 12:53 AM
"Here's to the single life."
February 15, 2026 at 12:46 AM
//Today is a day I hate. Well, that's most days, but especially today.
February 14, 2026 at 6:19 PM
"I get the feeling that Charlie's mom is VERY intimidating."
February 14, 2026 at 3:31 AM
February 14, 2026 at 3:22 AM
February 14, 2026 at 12:31 AM
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But I'm gonna win. I'm gonna try.
I'll never lose. I'll never die.
You've seen me before. You'll see me again.
I'll never give up. I'll never give in.
February 13, 2026 at 11:48 PM
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“Give me all you got. I want your money, not your life,
but if you try to make a move, I won’t think twice.”
He says now
“You can have my cash but first, you know I gotta ask,
what made you wanna live this kind of life?”
February 14, 2026 at 12:16 AM
"That's what friends do."
“Awww... Thanks Spidey!!”
February 13, 2026 at 11:47 PM
"I never lost faith in you, SG."
"No one diiiiid!"

She laughed.
February 13, 2026 at 4:58 PM
"I totally didn't miss you."
February 13, 2026 at 3:28 PM
"Kingpin's belt has to be put on with a boomerang.
When he cuts himself shaving, marshmallow fluff comes out.
His high-school photo was taken by a helicopter.
He's afraid to jump cause he might get stuck.
When he gets on a scale, it says one at a time."
February 13, 2026 at 1:39 PM
"SUPERGIRL IS BACK!"
February 13, 2026 at 1:35 PM
"Saturday is going to be painful. I hate that the world wants me to be unfailingly single and miserable."
February 13, 2026 at 1:57 AM
THE MARK OF A TRUE HERO
IS THEIR UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER
NOT TO THE ENEMY
BUT TO THOSE THEY WOULD SAVE
February 13, 2026 at 1:25 AM
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#HazbinHotel | Silenced (S2E5)
Frame: 11165/39935
February 13, 2026 at 1:00 AM
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What I think is necessary, and what actions I take, are for me to decide.
February 12, 2026 at 9:51 PM
"When Kingpin moves backwards, he makes a beeping noise.
I'm not saying he needs to go on a diet. I'm saying he REALLY needs to go on a diet!"
February 12, 2026 at 6:43 PM
"Ever since I started believing in Joe Hendry, I've become more positive about life. I acknowledge the bad in life and try to celebrate the good."
February 12, 2026 at 2:22 AM
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'' You're just acting like a child! ''
'' I am a child. What's your excuse? ''
February 12, 2026 at 2:21 AM