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Yeah, he needs people running cover for him because the people he requires to vote for his policies are basically one overton shift away from sending him to a camp.
November 23, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Unpopular opinion, the devil kicked Johnny's ass.

who the hell judged the contest anyway?
November 23, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Good to know I'm not the only one who was surprised.
November 23, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I genuinely don't think he's capable of faking how happy he seemed to be in their meeting.
November 23, 2025 at 5:38 AM
He's so easily swayed. It's another one of those traits that would make him very funny on a show. You'd have a bit with him screaming about he doesn't WANNA meet the communist and then instantly clicking with him when he walks in.
November 23, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Yeah, usually the ones this loopy are a bit more unhinged in their writing style.
November 23, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Oh good, you remembered those scary horse canines.
November 22, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I can't tell with her anymore. She might be a desperate grifter and trying to sound insane, in which case she's very good at it, given her beliefs now verge on open flat eartherism.

On the other hand she could just be nuts and the cool thing is either ways she's got followers.
November 22, 2025 at 8:21 AM
We'll get there eventually if it's truly our century of humiliation.
November 22, 2025 at 8:20 AM
She's a special one. Imagine being so awful Ben Shapiro has to fire you.
November 22, 2025 at 8:18 AM
When you're a monstrous asshole like her, you drive away anybody who would help you.
November 22, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Yeah seriously. Say what you will of Mossad (evil, like any other organization of the type) but they aren't exactly known for fucking around.
November 22, 2025 at 8:16 AM
I think getting Grok to do this and make Musk miserable is an okay excuse to be there.
November 22, 2025 at 8:13 AM
That movie wasn't the norm then, just like wild and weird movies aren't the norm today. No edge lost, at least not on that front.

In big new franchises, yes, there's a dearth, but there's plenty of great strange movies.
November 22, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Normally Jews manage to make God seem like less of a psychopath, despite working from the part of the Bible that makes him MORE of one.

Occasionally though... what the FUCK, Yahweh, that's a weird god damn thing to do.
November 19, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Huh. Just thought so from the very specific writing style.
November 19, 2025 at 2:53 AM
As a fellow educator, I think he should perhaps know that you can't trust an adult who would sleep with people below the age of consent, AKA children, around people below the age of consent.

Crazy, I know.
November 19, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Why is that a DHS job anyway? Shouldn't that be with the FBI?

Like, I'm not complaining it's being done, no matter who does it, it makes them probably the most respectable people in DHS, but why them?
November 19, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Yeah, his lack of politician polish isn't authentic, it's just a different sort of performance. There's a reason he fit in so well on WWE.
November 19, 2025 at 2:44 AM
The constant usage of brother and sister is giving 90s Afrocentrist. Am I wrong to assume this?
November 19, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Frazzle.rip is a specific sub-theory about a video that was supposedly on Podesta's laptop showing Hillary Clinton carving the face off a child and wearing it as a mask.

Many have claimed to have seen it, but every supposed screencap they claim is part of it is actually from another, known source.
November 19, 2025 at 2:39 AM
And all the ones who have celebrated him as a "peace president" won't bat an eye.
November 19, 2025 at 2:38 AM
They have what they said they wanted for years right a their fingertips and they reject it for something that only lives in their own heads.
November 19, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Unfortunately, I still think it's valuable to know the dirty tricks so you can counter them.
November 19, 2025 at 1:27 AM