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Check out my web serial: https://tapas.io/episode/2918856
I think getting Grok to do this and make Musk miserable is an okay excuse to be there.
November 22, 2025 at 8:13 AM
I think getting Grok to do this and make Musk miserable is an okay excuse to be there.
When not travelling upstream to breed, it lives in lakes or estuaries. It uses its horn to dig up soft-bodied pokemon like Wigglet and to defend itself against Gyarados and other predators.
November 16, 2025 at 8:30 PM
When not travelling upstream to breed, it lives in lakes or estuaries. It uses its horn to dig up soft-bodied pokemon like Wigglet and to defend itself against Gyarados and other predators.
Because of its beauty, many people try to keep it in aquariums or ponds. However, it refuses to be contained and will either drill its way out or flop its way to a river to escape.
November 16, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Because of its beauty, many people try to keep it in aquariums or ponds. However, it refuses to be contained and will either drill its way out or flop its way to a river to escape.
The male Seadra makes a nest among the densest parts of coral reefs. When resting, he keeps his spikes facing away from the eggs so that anything approaching needs to push past him first.
During storms, they leap from the water and flap their fins in excitement. Nobody is sure why.
During storms, they leap from the water and flap their fins in excitement. Nobody is sure why.
November 11, 2025 at 9:10 PM
The male Seadra makes a nest among the densest parts of coral reefs. When resting, he keeps his spikes facing away from the eggs so that anything approaching needs to push past him first.
During storms, they leap from the water and flap their fins in excitement. Nobody is sure why.
During storms, they leap from the water and flap their fins in excitement. Nobody is sure why.
They are known to use their cute looks to beg for fish. If you don't feed them your tastiest morsel, they may spray you with ink instead.
November 11, 2025 at 9:10 PM
They are known to use their cute looks to beg for fish. If you don't feed them your tastiest morsel, they may spray you with ink instead.
The species has no males. It is uncertain how they reproduce, but whenever a child grows up and leaves, another one appears in the pouch within a month.
November 11, 2025 at 9:10 PM
The species has no males. It is uncertain how they reproduce, but whenever a child grows up and leaves, another one appears in the pouch within a month.
It hides in shrubbery and wags a single tentacle in the open. When a Pidgey thinks it is a worm and tries to grab it, it instead becomes prey.
It enjoys being hidden and will move objects around its trainer's home to create a fort.
It enjoys being hidden and will move objects around its trainer's home to create a fort.
November 5, 2025 at 6:55 PM
It hides in shrubbery and wags a single tentacle in the open. When a Pidgey thinks it is a worm and tries to grab it, it instead becomes prey.
It enjoys being hidden and will move objects around its trainer's home to create a fort.
It enjoys being hidden and will move objects around its trainer's home to create a fort.
Chansey's dense body sinks easily. When threatened, it will jump into water and sink to the bottom, walking out when the predator leaves. It makes its nest near the water, guarding its fertile eggs by offering the nutritious one it holds instead. It often befriends more dangerous Pokemon for safety.
November 5, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Chansey's dense body sinks easily. When threatened, it will jump into water and sink to the bottom, walking out when the predator leaves. It makes its nest near the water, guarding its fertile eggs by offering the nutritious one it holds instead. It often befriends more dangerous Pokemon for safety.
It has become clever enough to make itself quite the nuisance. It is nearly impossible to make a dumpster that they cannot break into with a combination of their tough horn and cleverness. This has become a problem in Alola, where they come down from the volcanos looking for food.
November 5, 2025 at 12:24 AM
It has become clever enough to make itself quite the nuisance. It is nearly impossible to make a dumpster that they cannot break into with a combination of their tough horn and cleverness. This has become a problem in Alola, where they come down from the volcanos looking for food.
With a small brain and weak eyes, its first response to anything it sees moving is often a charge. However, it recognizes its trainer by scent and tries to control its charge. However, it still often knocks them over in its excitement.
November 5, 2025 at 12:24 AM
With a small brain and weak eyes, its first response to anything it sees moving is often a charge. However, it recognizes its trainer by scent and tries to control its charge. However, it still often knocks them over in its excitement.
Rarely, the smaller body breaks off and becomes a new Koffing. When this happens, a new one immediately begins to bud from Wheezing's skin.
By churning gas between its two bodies, it can create more potent toxins than Koffing.
By churning gas between its two bodies, it can create more potent toxins than Koffing.
November 5, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Rarely, the smaller body breaks off and becomes a new Koffing. When this happens, a new one immediately begins to bud from Wheezing's skin.
By churning gas between its two bodies, it can create more potent toxins than Koffing.
By churning gas between its two bodies, it can create more potent toxins than Koffing.
Before the invention of industry, Koffing was most common in volcanoes, where it swallowed up the poisonous gasses coming from the earth. Now that pollution has begun to decrease, they are mostly found in their original homes again
November 5, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Before the invention of industry, Koffing was most common in volcanoes, where it swallowed up the poisonous gasses coming from the earth. Now that pollution has begun to decrease, they are mostly found in their original homes again
I love old campaign buttons.
October 31, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I love old campaign buttons.
Lickitung marks its territory by licking rocks and trees. If it tastes the mark of another Lickitung, it retches and gags. Apparently they cannot stand one another's saliva.
October 31, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Lickitung marks its territory by licking rocks and trees. If it tastes the mark of another Lickitung, it retches and gags. Apparently they cannot stand one another's saliva.
Despite its fearsome nature, it mostly feeds on plants. When desperate, it punches apart trees to eat their pulp.
October 31, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Despite its fearsome nature, it mostly feeds on plants. When desperate, it punches apart trees to eat their pulp.
With its extensible legs and excellent balance, Hitmonlee is an excellent climber. While native to remote mountains, they sometimes climb buildings in major cities, stealing the eggs of bird Pokemon and making their own lairs high off the ground.
October 31, 2025 at 12:47 AM
With its extensible legs and excellent balance, Hitmonlee is an excellent climber. While native to remote mountains, they sometimes climb buildings in major cities, stealing the eggs of bird Pokemon and making their own lairs high off the ground.
Ah, a classic.
October 29, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Ah, a classic.
Marowak builds eerie nests out of bones in lonely places. This often attracts ghost types, who help to drive off predators. It is otherwise a fiercely solitary Pokemon and tries to void even others of its own kind.
October 23, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Marowak builds eerie nests out of bones in lonely places. This often attracts ghost types, who help to drive off predators. It is otherwise a fiercely solitary Pokemon and tries to void even others of its own kind.
It is known that Cubone is the child of another species of Pokemon that has lost its mother, but it is often argued which Pokemon it originates from. Some have theorized that many Pokemon can take this form as a survival mechanism if needed, including Kangaskhan and Charmander.
October 23, 2025 at 11:10 PM
It is known that Cubone is the child of another species of Pokemon that has lost its mother, but it is often argued which Pokemon it originates from. Some have theorized that many Pokemon can take this form as a survival mechanism if needed, including Kangaskhan and Charmander.
When one head falls off, the others become quiet and gloomy for a while, missing their friend. They become more active when a new head starts to grow.
October 22, 2025 at 11:43 PM
When one head falls off, the others become quiet and gloomy for a while, missing their friend. They become more active when a new head starts to grow.
When one is separated from the group, it attempts to plant itself. A month later, a new group of six bodies emerges from the ground. Despite looking like eggs, internally they are more like a tough fruit.
October 22, 2025 at 11:43 PM
When one is separated from the group, it attempts to plant itself. A month later, a new group of six bodies emerges from the ground. Despite looking like eggs, internally they are more like a tough fruit.
While Voltorb is mostly willing to rest, Electrode is full of nervous energy. It enjoys rolling around at high speeds, especially when it has absorbed excessive electricity.
October 22, 2025 at 11:43 PM
While Voltorb is mostly willing to rest, Electrode is full of nervous energy. It enjoys rolling around at high speeds, especially when it has absorbed excessive electricity.
Sensitive and skittish, is is a difficult Pokemon to raise. However, they like rolling on smooth floors and sitting in one comfortable place for days at a time. This, combined with some rare patterns, has made them popular with collectors, who keep them on comfortable pillows to be admired.
October 22, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Sensitive and skittish, is is a difficult Pokemon to raise. However, they like rolling on smooth floors and sitting in one comfortable place for days at a time. This, combined with some rare patterns, has made them popular with collectors, who keep them on comfortable pillows to be admired.
While their claw is difficult to use on land, it is a perfect tool for fighting underwater. As a result, Kingler spends less time on the beach than Krabby. It is a fierce scavenger, and chases other Pokemon away from meals with its mighty claw.
October 22, 2025 at 11:43 PM
While their claw is difficult to use on land, it is a perfect tool for fighting underwater. As a result, Kingler spends less time on the beach than Krabby. It is a fierce scavenger, and chases other Pokemon away from meals with its mighty claw.