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joy st. hope
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joy. 29. she/they.
If You Give a Bear a Backshot
January 25, 2026 at 5:04 AM
men expressing femininity is so hot it makes my eyes bleed
January 13, 2026 at 7:01 PM
need one like this
Withered Body
Full of Light
January 9, 2026 at 3:45 PM
had a dream my acrylic nails were falling off. it wasn't a nightmare just an inconvenience. is this the tooth dream but for femmes?
January 2, 2026 at 2:38 PM
ahhhh it hurts. it hurts so bad. my big juicy ass. my giant fucking ass. oh my god the pain! it can't fit in my pants and it hurts so much! it's ripping the seams! my big jiggly ass! it begs for release!! fuuuuck. fuck it huuurts. when will i be free from this torment!!! fuck!!!
December 31, 2025 at 10:52 PM
just unplugged my laptop so that I wouldn't have to make my cat move, it's giving passion of the cut sleeve.
October 31, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I know if I cut it I'd miss my long hair deeply but 10 times a day I'm like "all of this has got to go. i could make being bald like a cute punk move".
October 23, 2025 at 11:51 AM
gender affirming tampon in my butt
September 29, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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August 31, 2025 at 9:01 PM
i hate how british ppl say 'labubu'. why do they say it like that.
July 18, 2025 at 4:16 AM
i thought they were being extra but boomers really popped off with nail polish toe spreaders
July 17, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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man says something i like is bad: whatever bud *jerking off motion*
trans woman says something i like is bad:
im going to do something that'll dominate the news cycle for six months and then kill myself
April 24, 2025 at 2:56 PM
one thing i never had to work on when i started my transition was moving/posturing femininely. the second i let myself it felt completely natural. i can feel that shit in my bones.
April 21, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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good pussy will have you seeing shades on the edges of your vision. wailing, pleading, sobbing, begging for death, a release from the formless spectres that match your every movement
April 14, 2025 at 4:12 PM
bloodwork came back with lethal levels of puss.
March 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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TV (at a normal volume): we’ll be back with MORE Fresh Prince of Taiwan after these messages😎

Me: cant wait!

TV (loudest its ever been): ARE YOU TIRED OF BORING FROZEN PIZZAS? DO YOU WANT YOUR TONGUE TO FEEL LIKE A PUSSY GETTING FUCKED ALL CRAZY???

Me (squinting from the headache): A LITTLE, YEAH
March 10, 2025 at 11:34 AM
she fucks with the dolls, but does she fuck with the bricks?
February 23, 2025 at 3:39 PM
pomegranate seeds fuck so hard.
December 6, 2024 at 7:18 PM
my tummy hurts but I'm being incredibly brave about it
December 5, 2024 at 7:12 PM
i know it's oftentimes used as a slur but calling someone a "fairy" as a big strong man feels like it betrays a little too much fanciful admiration
November 16, 2024 at 5:46 PM
guys, soups on!
November 7, 2024 at 8:19 PM
*scowling at the gum display in the checkout lane* i hate microtransactions
October 18, 2024 at 8:12 PM
why must we eat out? can we not come together, as a community, and 'eat in'?
June 10, 2024 at 5:26 PM
Knowing that Neopet naming is notoriously difficult I really was not expecting to be able to lock this one in.
April 19, 2024 at 7:48 PM