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waldo2006.bsky.social
Waldo
@waldo2006.bsky.social
Satirical input on social and political happenings. Cook, gardner, brewer, IT, disc golfer and a dad so the jokes are constant. Go BILLS!
Found 14 discs this year and as long as this guy shows up next league I'll have successfully returned all but 1 (I hid that one, not sure if the guy got it because they never responded to my text and I haven't been back to that course yet to check.)
November 23, 2025 at 3:57 PM
When Dr Oz tells us how to lower our healthcare costs.
November 20, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Glad we are destroying the planet, cutting jobs and raising energy prices so I can get super helpful info like this.
November 19, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Not the best round but it's been a while since I've had an early morning toss at this course.
November 15, 2025 at 1:36 PM
So in case you forgot how shitty Ai has made everything, here's a basic Google search results for ya.

I can't wait for AI to give me medical diagnosises 🙄
November 15, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Every filthy rich pedophile when their name comes up in Epstein communications
November 13, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Me thinking for once the Dem establishment was going to keep a promise.
November 10, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Me hearing that sexual assaulting racist Andrew Cuomo is going to run for a house seat after his hysterical loss to Mamdani:
November 9, 2025 at 11:48 AM
This is all I can think of.
November 6, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Google app store doesn't have a way to easily let me report the false advertising of their sponsored games. "No ads" click on it "contains ads"wtf?!
November 2, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Shot a much better glow round than my sanctioned round earlier (was doubles, but we didn't get everyone on the card.)
Trees don't exist at night.
November 2, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I have purchased my beer advent calendar for this season! Woooo. (This is not mine, I can't pick up for 3 weeks)
November 1, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Its almost spooky season. Trying to get a group costume going. Not sure if anyone will be down for it.
October 27, 2025 at 12:18 AM
9 missed circle 1 putts. 3 OBs. Oof. I really could have played better, but still a good time and my rating is going up again.
October 25, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I put a bunch of aloe plants out on ours (we double as a plant stand). Did see a few horror/Halloween books as well.
October 20, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Sounds about right.
October 19, 2025 at 7:58 PM
No kings! #rochesterNY #ROC
October 18, 2025 at 3:29 PM
A HEAD is right. #ROC #RochesterNY
October 16, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Did you know not just pumpkin seeds, but most gourd seeds can be roasted?

These are some delicata seeds roasted with seasoned salt and garlic. Later this week will be a spaghetti squash. Had acorn squash seeds last week. Fall gives you lots of tasty treats.
October 12, 2025 at 10:08 PM
One of our chickens is apparently a monster.....

I feel so sorry for her.
October 5, 2025 at 8:43 PM
You guys are buying homes?
September 29, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Almost spooky time which means my attempted doppelgangers will start appearing in force
September 28, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Wife and I got a little saucy today. And for good measure worked with some pickle.

Apple saucy.
September 27, 2025 at 6:19 PM
This disphshit stared at an eclipse.

You shouldn't trust a single thing he says, ESPECIALLY related to your health.

Oh and don't forget, he molested children.
September 27, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Found a meme I made over 10 years ago and it still makes me laugh because I still envy this cheese grater.
September 27, 2025 at 11:58 AM