Waldo
@waldo2006.bsky.social
Satirical input on social and political happenings. Cook, gardner, brewer, IT, disc golfer and a dad so the jokes are constant. Go BILLS!
Taxing billionaires their fair share isn't my first pick, but not everyone is on board with woodchippers yet so...
November 20, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Taxing billionaires their fair share isn't my first pick, but not everyone is on board with woodchippers yet so...
Glad we are destroying the planet, cutting jobs and raising energy prices so I can get super helpful info like this.
November 19, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Glad we are destroying the planet, cutting jobs and raising energy prices so I can get super helpful info like this.
Why did we put the pedophiles in charge of the pedo files?
November 19, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Why did we put the pedophiles in charge of the pedo files?
I bet there's a huge market for fire retardent suits and dresses in DC so Republicans don't burst into flames when the giant crosses they wear get burning hot from their lies and unchristian behavior.
Maybe it's a special coating they're dipped in. Or a special porcelain that can't conduct heat.
Maybe it's a special coating they're dipped in. Or a special porcelain that can't conduct heat.
November 19, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I bet there's a huge market for fire retardent suits and dresses in DC so Republicans don't burst into flames when the giant crosses they wear get burning hot from their lies and unchristian behavior.
Maybe it's a special coating they're dipped in. Or a special porcelain that can't conduct heat.
Maybe it's a special coating they're dipped in. Or a special porcelain that can't conduct heat.
Trump is acting like a complete ass to reporters in that press meeting with Mohammed Bin Salman, whose just sitting there wondering why Trump doesn't use his bone saw on her.
Our government is a TV sitcom where the writers are all meth heads who've given up.
Our government is a TV sitcom where the writers are all meth heads who've given up.
November 19, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Trump is acting like a complete ass to reporters in that press meeting with Mohammed Bin Salman, whose just sitting there wondering why Trump doesn't use his bone saw on her.
Our government is a TV sitcom where the writers are all meth heads who've given up.
Our government is a TV sitcom where the writers are all meth heads who've given up.
You know at college football games when a bunch of drunk fans have letters written on their chest to spell out their teams name, but they don't stand in the right order so they look like morons?
That's the Trump administration.
Every. Single. Day.
That's the Trump administration.
Every. Single. Day.
November 19, 2025 at 3:07 AM
You know at college football games when a bunch of drunk fans have letters written on their chest to spell out their teams name, but they don't stand in the right order so they look like morons?
That's the Trump administration.
Every. Single. Day.
That's the Trump administration.
Every. Single. Day.
I bet Rep Clay Higgins voted no because his check to Trump hasn't cleared yet so his name isn't going to be redacted.
November 18, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I bet Rep Clay Higgins voted no because his check to Trump hasn't cleared yet so his name isn't going to be redacted.
I hope the incompetent doge employees who redacted Trump's name from all the Epstein files make the same mistake they made with tons of other documents where they didn't actually redact anything, and just either sharpied over, or didn't apply the redactions properly.
November 18, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I hope the incompetent doge employees who redacted Trump's name from all the Epstein files make the same mistake they made with tons of other documents where they didn't actually redact anything, and just either sharpied over, or didn't apply the redactions properly.
Your energy prices aren't higher because of renewables or evs. They are higher because of power industry greed, and that energy intensive data centers and Bitcoin mining are being given huge discounts.
All so we can have terrible ai bots and the rich can make billions that are untraceable.
All so we can have terrible ai bots and the rich can make billions that are untraceable.
November 18, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Your energy prices aren't higher because of renewables or evs. They are higher because of power industry greed, and that energy intensive data centers and Bitcoin mining are being given huge discounts.
All so we can have terrible ai bots and the rich can make billions that are untraceable.
All so we can have terrible ai bots and the rich can make billions that are untraceable.
The world is a better place this morning now that twitter and Chat gpt are not available.
Unfortunately I am sure this outage will be resolved sooner than later so people can start spreading hate, racism, and garbage at maximum speed again.
Unfortunately I am sure this outage will be resolved sooner than later so people can start spreading hate, racism, and garbage at maximum speed again.
November 18, 2025 at 2:38 PM
The world is a better place this morning now that twitter and Chat gpt are not available.
Unfortunately I am sure this outage will be resolved sooner than later so people can start spreading hate, racism, and garbage at maximum speed again.
Unfortunately I am sure this outage will be resolved sooner than later so people can start spreading hate, racism, and garbage at maximum speed again.
The people concerned that gender neutral bathrooms let someone pretend to be a different gender to sexually assault someone are the same people that regularly bring their pet into stores and restaurants and claim it's a service dog, when clearly it's not.
It's not about rules, it's about hate.
It's not about rules, it's about hate.
November 18, 2025 at 12:41 PM
The people concerned that gender neutral bathrooms let someone pretend to be a different gender to sexually assault someone are the same people that regularly bring their pet into stores and restaurants and claim it's a service dog, when clearly it's not.
It's not about rules, it's about hate.
It's not about rules, it's about hate.
Trump did an announcement about how he is "lowering costs" sponsored by McDonald's, a company his fans adore, but can no longer afford because they keep raising costs.
Also, McDonald's is the 2nd largest employer of SNAP recipients because their low wages.
We live in a bad AI written sitcom.
Also, McDonald's is the 2nd largest employer of SNAP recipients because their low wages.
We live in a bad AI written sitcom.
November 18, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Trump did an announcement about how he is "lowering costs" sponsored by McDonald's, a company his fans adore, but can no longer afford because they keep raising costs.
Also, McDonald's is the 2nd largest employer of SNAP recipients because their low wages.
We live in a bad AI written sitcom.
Also, McDonald's is the 2nd largest employer of SNAP recipients because their low wages.
We live in a bad AI written sitcom.
JD Vance is really jealous of trump. He heard there were some nice couches on the island.
November 18, 2025 at 2:58 AM
JD Vance is really jealous of trump. He heard there were some nice couches on the island.
Pretty sure there are more ICE agents with criminal records than the people they are arresting.
And that's before we charge them with the illegal and unconstitutional shit they are doing every day.
And that's before we charge them with the illegal and unconstitutional shit they are doing every day.
November 18, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Pretty sure there are more ICE agents with criminal records than the people they are arresting.
And that's before we charge them with the illegal and unconstitutional shit they are doing every day.
And that's before we charge them with the illegal and unconstitutional shit they are doing every day.
User: "our copier doesn't work you need to drive out and fix it!"
Me: "it is unplugged from the network. Plug it back in and it will work"
User: "that's not it! The cables are all plugged in and staff know not to unplug it!"
Me: "I guarantee that's what it is"
User: "how can you tell?"
1/2
Me: "it is unplugged from the network. Plug it back in and it will work"
User: "that's not it! The cables are all plugged in and staff know not to unplug it!"
Me: "I guarantee that's what it is"
User: "how can you tell?"
1/2
November 17, 2025 at 6:20 PM
User: "our copier doesn't work you need to drive out and fix it!"
Me: "it is unplugged from the network. Plug it back in and it will work"
User: "that's not it! The cables are all plugged in and staff know not to unplug it!"
Me: "I guarantee that's what it is"
User: "how can you tell?"
1/2
Me: "it is unplugged from the network. Plug it back in and it will work"
User: "that's not it! The cables are all plugged in and staff know not to unplug it!"
Me: "I guarantee that's what it is"
User: "how can you tell?"
1/2
If trump wants to slob on some knob, cool. I don't kink shame, stuff your turkey neck with as much consensual schlong as you want.
But don't turn around, wipe your lip, and demonize others for doing it.
Our countries laws should apply to EVERYONE equally.
But don't turn around, wipe your lip, and demonize others for doing it.
Our countries laws should apply to EVERYONE equally.
November 17, 2025 at 4:25 PM
If trump wants to slob on some knob, cool. I don't kink shame, stuff your turkey neck with as much consensual schlong as you want.
But don't turn around, wipe your lip, and demonize others for doing it.
Our countries laws should apply to EVERYONE equally.
But don't turn around, wipe your lip, and demonize others for doing it.
Our countries laws should apply to EVERYONE equally.
You can't say the Democrats are a big tent party if you only cater to the front row of VIPs.
November 17, 2025 at 2:26 PM
You can't say the Democrats are a big tent party if you only cater to the front row of VIPs.
Trump: "we have all 10,000 pages of the Epstein files! We will be releasing the 6,000 pages today. These 3,000 pages have so much incriminating dirt on Democrats. I read all 200 pages and it's terrible for the Dems. So the very long 15 page Epstein files is now released in full!"
November 17, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Trump: "we have all 10,000 pages of the Epstein files! We will be releasing the 6,000 pages today. These 3,000 pages have so much incriminating dirt on Democrats. I read all 200 pages and it's terrible for the Dems. So the very long 15 page Epstein files is now released in full!"
Wooo woo let's go Buffalo!!!!!!!
November 16, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Wooo woo let's go Buffalo!!!!!!!
At this point I'm positive Mike McDaniel is trying to get fired.
November 16, 2025 at 5:25 PM
At this point I'm positive Mike McDaniel is trying to get fired.
"if you vote to expose pedophiles, I'll make sure you don't keep your job" is a ridiculous position to take, and yet here we are......
November 16, 2025 at 4:59 PM
"if you vote to expose pedophiles, I'll make sure you don't keep your job" is a ridiculous position to take, and yet here we are......
Trump: "Clinton visited the island at least 30 times! Almost every time I was there he'd show up and take some of the best girls from me!"
November 16, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Trump: "Clinton visited the island at least 30 times! Almost every time I was there he'd show up and take some of the best girls from me!"
When the news broke that trump sucked off someone named "bubba", his strategists worked diligently to ensure we all thought it was Bill Clinton, instead of a large black man, because for as homophobic his supporters are, they couldn't swallow trump pleasing someone of a different race.
November 16, 2025 at 12:42 PM
When the news broke that trump sucked off someone named "bubba", his strategists worked diligently to ensure we all thought it was Bill Clinton, instead of a large black man, because for as homophobic his supporters are, they couldn't swallow trump pleasing someone of a different race.
ICE is just federally sponsored racism.
November 16, 2025 at 12:26 PM
ICE is just federally sponsored racism.
Wonder if Bill Clinton thighs have orange stains....
November 15, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Wonder if Bill Clinton thighs have orange stains....