Waldo
@waldo2006.bsky.social
Satirical input on social and political happenings. Cook, gardner, brewer, IT, disc golfer and a dad so the jokes are constant. Go BILLS!
Troy Nehls decides not to run again because he knows it's gonna be a Republican blood bath.
Me: *puts on queen record*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0W...
Me: *puts on queen record*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0W...
Queen - Another One Bites the Dust (Official Video)
YouTube video by Queen Official
www.youtube.com
November 30, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Troy Nehls decides not to run again because he knows it's gonna be a Republican blood bath.
Me: *puts on queen record*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0W...
Me: *puts on queen record*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0W...
I lived through Bush 2.0 and thought "wow, I can't believe our government is capable of being this dumb and has no mechanism to stop it"
And here I am, wishing we could go back to those days because somehow, as stupid is as they were, they are 100xs better than what we are living through now.
And here I am, wishing we could go back to those days because somehow, as stupid is as they were, they are 100xs better than what we are living through now.
November 30, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I lived through Bush 2.0 and thought "wow, I can't believe our government is capable of being this dumb and has no mechanism to stop it"
And here I am, wishing we could go back to those days because somehow, as stupid is as they were, they are 100xs better than what we are living through now.
And here I am, wishing we could go back to those days because somehow, as stupid is as they were, they are 100xs better than what we are living through now.
Who says beer needs to be brown/golden to be delicious? Heavy reel brewing made a delicious orange creamsicle beer.
November 29, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Who says beer needs to be brown/golden to be delicious? Heavy reel brewing made a delicious orange creamsicle beer.
Hey Facebook, instead of offering to use AI to write my post, why not use AI to automatically put alt text on my images? Or even offer that as an option.
Wait, that would mean being inclusive and Meta is pretty uncool to that.
Wait, that would mean being inclusive and Meta is pretty uncool to that.
November 29, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Hey Facebook, instead of offering to use AI to write my post, why not use AI to automatically put alt text on my images? Or even offer that as an option.
Wait, that would mean being inclusive and Meta is pretty uncool to that.
Wait, that would mean being inclusive and Meta is pretty uncool to that.
What's the difference between capitalism and cancer?
We don't give tax breaks to cancer in the hopes it will stop killing us.
We don't give tax breaks to cancer in the hopes it will stop killing us.
November 29, 2025 at 7:49 PM
What's the difference between capitalism and cancer?
We don't give tax breaks to cancer in the hopes it will stop killing us.
We don't give tax breaks to cancer in the hopes it will stop killing us.
Republicans: "I won't stand up to Trump because I fear having my house firebombed by his supporters"
Me: "that's exactly why you NEED to stand up to Trump!"
Me: "that's exactly why you NEED to stand up to Trump!"
November 29, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Republicans: "I won't stand up to Trump because I fear having my house firebombed by his supporters"
Me: "that's exactly why you NEED to stand up to Trump!"
Me: "that's exactly why you NEED to stand up to Trump!"
Republicans: "the free market is why America is the greatest country on earth!"
Also Republicans: "we need to give tax breaks to the filthy rich, and prop up several monopolies regularly, otherwise the poor might not be poor enough."
Also Republicans: "we need to give tax breaks to the filthy rich, and prop up several monopolies regularly, otherwise the poor might not be poor enough."
November 28, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Republicans: "the free market is why America is the greatest country on earth!"
Also Republicans: "we need to give tax breaks to the filthy rich, and prop up several monopolies regularly, otherwise the poor might not be poor enough."
Also Republicans: "we need to give tax breaks to the filthy rich, and prop up several monopolies regularly, otherwise the poor might not be poor enough."
Black Friday was a hit! I got my beer advent calendar from a local beer store, and it's full of independent craft beers, and I also bought tickets for a local burlesque show happening at a local bourbon maker.
I didn't have to wait in the cold to buy products for the same price they were last week.
I didn't have to wait in the cold to buy products for the same price they were last week.
November 28, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Black Friday was a hit! I got my beer advent calendar from a local beer store, and it's full of independent craft beers, and I also bought tickets for a local burlesque show happening at a local bourbon maker.
I didn't have to wait in the cold to buy products for the same price they were last week.
I didn't have to wait in the cold to buy products for the same price they were last week.
The only thing cornier than my thanksgiving jokes, are the next days poops
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November 28, 2025 at 1:48 PM
The only thing cornier than my thanksgiving jokes, are the next days poops
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Facebook has started showing me profiles of expecting parents. Not as an ad, just that I might want to follow them.
Why?
Because several of my actual friends are pregnant, I've liked their posts, and Facebook thinks I want to befriend random pregnant people.
Ai ruins everything.
Why?
Because several of my actual friends are pregnant, I've liked their posts, and Facebook thinks I want to befriend random pregnant people.
Ai ruins everything.
November 28, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Facebook has started showing me profiles of expecting parents. Not as an ad, just that I might want to follow them.
Why?
Because several of my actual friends are pregnant, I've liked their posts, and Facebook thinks I want to befriend random pregnant people.
Ai ruins everything.
Why?
Because several of my actual friends are pregnant, I've liked their posts, and Facebook thinks I want to befriend random pregnant people.
Ai ruins everything.
Trump after his illegal tariffs hurt the economy: "I know, more tariffs!"
Trump after his illegal deployment of national guard troops killed 2 of them: "I know, more national guard troops!"
Trump after his visits to Epstein Island: "I know, more visits to this island!"
He's a 1 trick pony
Trump after his illegal deployment of national guard troops killed 2 of them: "I know, more national guard troops!"
Trump after his visits to Epstein Island: "I know, more visits to this island!"
He's a 1 trick pony
November 28, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Trump after his illegal tariffs hurt the economy: "I know, more tariffs!"
Trump after his illegal deployment of national guard troops killed 2 of them: "I know, more national guard troops!"
Trump after his visits to Epstein Island: "I know, more visits to this island!"
He's a 1 trick pony
Trump after his illegal deployment of national guard troops killed 2 of them: "I know, more national guard troops!"
Trump after his visits to Epstein Island: "I know, more visits to this island!"
He's a 1 trick pony
A guy who sold products that didn't work as advertised on late night TV, was arrested for punching a hooker he paid for, & was sued for stalking a women to take her eggs, is now running for Congress so he can "defeat wokeism"
Republican voters: "this is definitely the person I want writing laws!"'
Republican voters: "this is definitely the person I want writing laws!"'
November 28, 2025 at 1:44 AM
A guy who sold products that didn't work as advertised on late night TV, was arrested for punching a hooker he paid for, & was sued for stalking a women to take her eggs, is now running for Congress so he can "defeat wokeism"
Republican voters: "this is definitely the person I want writing laws!"'
Republican voters: "this is definitely the person I want writing laws!"'
Heh, 69.....
Picking up my beer advent calendar tomorrow and probably another 10 or so beers so I can ensure on new Year's Eve I get to ring in the sweet 3000 unique beers.
Picking up my beer advent calendar tomorrow and probably another 10 or so beers so I can ensure on new Year's Eve I get to ring in the sweet 3000 unique beers.
November 28, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Heh, 69.....
Picking up my beer advent calendar tomorrow and probably another 10 or so beers so I can ensure on new Year's Eve I get to ring in the sweet 3000 unique beers.
Picking up my beer advent calendar tomorrow and probably another 10 or so beers so I can ensure on new Year's Eve I get to ring in the sweet 3000 unique beers.
Russia would have stopped their invasion and retreated years ago if we didn't have Russian assets in the US government that keep derailing all of our efforts to support Ukraine.
And the defense contractors couldn't be happier as they get to sleep on a bigger pile of money every night.
And the defense contractors couldn't be happier as they get to sleep on a bigger pile of money every night.
November 27, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Russia would have stopped their invasion and retreated years ago if we didn't have Russian assets in the US government that keep derailing all of our efforts to support Ukraine.
And the defense contractors couldn't be happier as they get to sleep on a bigger pile of money every night.
And the defense contractors couldn't be happier as they get to sleep on a bigger pile of money every night.
And I present to you, Wonderwall, errr I mean, Butterball:
Today is Thanksgiving day
And I'm gonna eat turkey with you
By now the oven is hot
Got so much cooking to do
I don't believe that grandmas coming
Forgot to pick her up, in my car.
1/7
Today is Thanksgiving day
And I'm gonna eat turkey with you
By now the oven is hot
Got so much cooking to do
I don't believe that grandmas coming
Forgot to pick her up, in my car.
1/7
November 27, 2025 at 2:11 PM
And I present to you, Wonderwall, errr I mean, Butterball:
Today is Thanksgiving day
And I'm gonna eat turkey with you
By now the oven is hot
Got so much cooking to do
I don't believe that grandmas coming
Forgot to pick her up, in my car.
1/7
Today is Thanksgiving day
And I'm gonna eat turkey with you
By now the oven is hot
Got so much cooking to do
I don't believe that grandmas coming
Forgot to pick her up, in my car.
1/7
Trump after he illegally sent 2 national guardsmen to their deaths:
November 27, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Trump after he illegally sent 2 national guardsmen to their deaths:
"How dare you say this may be a false flag!" - the people that believe Sandy Hook was faked.
November 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
"How dare you say this may be a false flag!" - the people that believe Sandy Hook was faked.
Every holiday my wife asks me "how many deviled eggs did you eat" and no matter the answer she always pauses and says "wait, is that how many halves, or how many whole eggs you ate?"
It's always whole eggs.... Always...
It's always whole eggs.... Always...
November 26, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Every holiday my wife asks me "how many deviled eggs did you eat" and no matter the answer she always pauses and says "wait, is that how many halves, or how many whole eggs you ate?"
It's always whole eggs.... Always...
It's always whole eggs.... Always...
GA bending the knee to trump just further shows we can't rely on those in power to do the right thing.
November 26, 2025 at 6:02 PM
GA bending the knee to trump just further shows we can't rely on those in power to do the right thing.
Today must end so the pre-gluttony can commence!
November 26, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Today must end so the pre-gluttony can commence!
"Republicans run government like a business"
Translation: they will do everything up to and including breaking the law to screw people over so they can enrich those at the top, because they know they won't be held accountable.
Translation: they will do everything up to and including breaking the law to screw people over so they can enrich those at the top, because they know they won't be held accountable.
November 26, 2025 at 2:14 PM
"Republicans run government like a business"
Translation: they will do everything up to and including breaking the law to screw people over so they can enrich those at the top, because they know they won't be held accountable.
Translation: they will do everything up to and including breaking the law to screw people over so they can enrich those at the top, because they know they won't be held accountable.
Why did everyone listen to the oak?
It has authoritree
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It has authoritree
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November 26, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Why did everyone listen to the oak?
It has authoritree
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It has authoritree
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Ahhh, so the whole crackdown on "illegals" was just so members of the government could have their families baby mammas deported.
The party of family values strikes again!
The party of family values strikes again!
November 26, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Ahhh, so the whole crackdown on "illegals" was just so members of the government could have their families baby mammas deported.
The party of family values strikes again!
The party of family values strikes again!
"I want to see him die in prison"
Really? You want to wait that long? Do you know how long it takes to actually put a white man with money in prison?
Ain't nobody got time for that.
Really? You want to wait that long? Do you know how long it takes to actually put a white man with money in prison?
Ain't nobody got time for that.
November 26, 2025 at 2:49 AM
"I want to see him die in prison"
Really? You want to wait that long? Do you know how long it takes to actually put a white man with money in prison?
Ain't nobody got time for that.
Really? You want to wait that long? Do you know how long it takes to actually put a white man with money in prison?
Ain't nobody got time for that.
Republicans want to check kids genitals before they can play on sports teams or use bathrooms, yet there are almost 250 of them between the Senate and Congress that claim to be men and don't have the balls to stand up to Trump.
November 26, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Republicans want to check kids genitals before they can play on sports teams or use bathrooms, yet there are almost 250 of them between the Senate and Congress that claim to be men and don't have the balls to stand up to Trump.