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Waldo

@waldo2006.bsky.social

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Satirical input on social and political happenings. Cook, gardner, brewer, IT, disc golfer and a dad so the jokes are constant. Go BILLS!

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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 2h

"Were you caught up in the young Republicans text threads and lost your job?

Apply to ICE today!

Your texts may qualify you for a senior position!"

Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 3h

Mike Johnson: "good luck pinning any of the Epstein Island sex trafficking on me, you can't trace money if I don't have a bank account"

Me: "well where do you keep your money?"

Mike Johnson: "in my child sex dungeon of course"

Release the Trump files.

Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 5h

"I learned it from you dad!"

Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 5h

Want to know the difference between the young Republicans and old Republicans?

Old Republicans can't figure out how the group chat works to share their racist/sexist/hate speech.

Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 8h

Verizon is so cool 🙄. Our business plan says no international. Somehow a mifi got it turned on and they used .459gb of data in Canada.

For $999.95.

having my rep fight their billing dept now for a credit.

Can't imagine what this is like for standard users if this happens.

Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 10h

I really need a Republican to show me the sign up form to get paid for being an Antifa protestor. I've been doing it for free for years.

I've looked long and hard and the only time I see people being paid for political protests/rallies are to pad the crowd size for Trump ones.

Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 10h

Its not just sitting at the table with Nazis. Every Republican is 100%supporting this.

Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 12h

You know what I do if I owe a lot of bills and am not sure how to pay for them because I don't want to stop giving a small number of friends a majority of my money?

Go on vacation....

-Republican fiscal responsibility

Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 23h

If they don't end up with Trump, I'm sure fox news will take them.

Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 23h

Trump says he's not getting into heaven.

Because he knows pedophiles don't go to heaven.

Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 1d

When people try to defend the filthy rich their main argument is always "you can't just steal from them, they made their money fair and square"

WTF are you talking about?!?! The ONLY way to become filthy rich is to steal from others to enrich yourself.

Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 1d

If you took all the republicans in govt and put them on an island, many would say "hey, I've been here before, it's Epsteins island!"

Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 1d

The flower is to symbolize your upcoming funeral, and the lemon balm smells nice so you don't stink up the trench.

Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 1d

Nope... A trunk less elephant is terrifying

Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 1d

Mike Johnson: "sorry, we can't have elections because the govt is still shut down."

Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 1d

Mike Johnson: "I won't negotiate until the Dems give me everything I want!"

Me: "do you know what the word 'negotiate' means?"

Mike Johnson: "you're all Antifa terrorists for questioning me!"

Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 1d

About the only TV I watch with commercials are Bills games.

I have no clue how we haven't overthrown capitalism because fuck these commercials.

Every single thing is monetized and it's awful.

I feel gross watching.

Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 1d

This buffalo play calling is so terrible. Why do we keep doing these gimmick plays, and not the tried and true?!?!

Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah, I'm hopeful that we flip some of the old fuckers out and the others realize they'll be out too if they keep shifting right.

Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 1d

Republicans are gonna be SUPER pissed when Dems start draining the corruption swamp they've installed.

I mean a Homan accepted a paper sack of $50,000! The family has 100x their wealth in crypto and market manipulation. And almost every cabinet position has been a donation pay back.

Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 1d

These ESPN announcers are awful. Constantly getting the wrong player. Calling the penalties on the wrong team. FFS are they just trying to give Chris Collinsworth a challenge to worst announcer in the NFL?

Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 1d

"I don't have to release the Epstein files if the govt stays shut down" - Mike Johnson protecting a pedophile.

Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 1d

The only good thing about the ESPN broadcast is that Chris Collinsworth isn't running his dumb mouth.

It almost makes it worth it.

Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 2d

Easy ways to protect your brain:

Wear a bike helmet
Get adequate sleep
Don't listen to republicans
Avoid smoking and excess alcohol consumption.
Don't drink paint (which may lead to listening to republicans)

Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 2d

His kiddo just backed up several million in crypto.

That's bootstrapping for Republicans.