Wagner
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It’s taking longer than I expected for my son to find my JFK impression funny
January 15, 2026 at 11:23 PM
It’s taking longer than I expected for my son to find my JFK impression funny
The biggest question has yet to be asked. Did he put his thumb in bubbas bum?
December 6, 2025 at 3:40 AM
The biggest question has yet to be asked. Did he put his thumb in bubbas bum?
Do I detect hints of Star Trek canon?
Catherine Connolly, a self-described socialist and pacifist and a supporter of Palestine and of a united Ireland, has been elected president of Ireland.
October 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Do I detect hints of Star Trek canon?
With experience in both fields, I can confidently state that raising twins is much more challenging than raising a single baby.
September 4, 2025 at 6:54 PM
With experience in both fields, I can confidently state that raising twins is much more challenging than raising a single baby.
Skeet skat
Skoodle doot
Flip flop flee
Everybody run to the coconut tree
Skoodle doot
Flip flop flee
Everybody run to the coconut tree
August 31, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Skeet skat
Skoodle doot
Flip flop flee
Everybody run to the coconut tree
Skoodle doot
Flip flop flee
Everybody run to the coconut tree
What upsets me the most is that Disney made me believe our villains would be sexy.
I knew one day I’d have to watch powerful men burn the world down – I just didn’t expect them to be such losers | Rebecca Shaw
Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg’s desperation to be cool as they suck up to Donald Trump is so cringe it makes my skin crawl
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August 28, 2025 at 9:04 PM
What upsets me the most is that Disney made me believe our villains would be sexy.
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@thebearfan.bsky.social like most things, My timeline is better filled with your skeets.
January 17, 2025 at 3:06 AM
@thebearfan.bsky.social like most things, My timeline is better filled with your skeets.
Oh, and don't forget you promised to follow @thebearfan.bsky.social this year for his 1/2 birthday! You forgot last year, and it really hurt him!
January 12, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Oh, and don't forget you promised to follow @thebearfan.bsky.social this year for his 1/2 birthday! You forgot last year, and it really hurt him!
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‘Tis better to have skaat…
January 7, 2025 at 2:02 AM
‘Tis better to have skaat…
Two things. First, the word foot also refers to a measurement. A foot long ball.
Second I much prefer the name soccer. Calling it football because we use our foot is kind of embarrassing.
Second I much prefer the name soccer. Calling it football because we use our foot is kind of embarrassing.
Glad we could clear this up
December 26, 2024 at 3:56 PM
Two things. First, the word foot also refers to a measurement. A foot long ball.
Second I much prefer the name soccer. Calling it football because we use our foot is kind of embarrassing.
Second I much prefer the name soccer. Calling it football because we use our foot is kind of embarrassing.
He is really more of a Waluigi if you ask me
December 26, 2024 at 3:28 PM
He is really more of a Waluigi if you ask me
Naughty Luigi and I have the same birthday. I’m here if you need me birthday brother.
December 26, 2024 at 4:05 AM
Naughty Luigi and I have the same birthday. I’m here if you need me birthday brother.
I was wrong. He’s still got it. Might be his best work yet.
a draymond highlights comp but it’s just him trying out new wrestling moves on NBA players
December 26, 2024 at 3:46 AM
I was wrong. He’s still got it. Might be his best work yet.
The thing that makes me feel most like we're in a simulation is the fact that we have to deal with this extra dumb Kennedy.
December 26, 2024 at 2:21 AM
The thing that makes me feel most like we're in a simulation is the fact that we have to deal with this extra dumb Kennedy.
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R. Kelly Petitions Supreme Court To Watch Him Pee
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December 22, 2024 at 3:32 PM
R. Kelly Petitions Supreme Court To Watch Him Pee
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This is the dragon I am pursuing!
20 YEARS AGO TODAY: Tracy McGrady scores 13 PTS in the the game's final 35 seconds to give the Rockets a comeback victory over San Antonio.
McGrady had 33 PTS/8 REB/5 STL and Yao Ming added 27 PTS/10 REB in Houston's 81-80 win. Tim Duncan had 26 PTS/18 REB/7 BLK to lead the Spurs.
December 9, 2004
McGrady had 33 PTS/8 REB/5 STL and Yao Ming added 27 PTS/10 REB in Houston's 81-80 win. Tim Duncan had 26 PTS/18 REB/7 BLK to lead the Spurs.
December 9, 2004
December 10, 2024 at 4:25 AM
This is the dragon I am pursuing!
A Skeet by any other name would smell as sweet
December 10, 2024 at 3:14 AM
A Skeet by any other name would smell as sweet
@thebearfan.bsky.social What does a bear have to do to get some grilled onions around here?
December 8, 2024 at 1:42 AM
@thebearfan.bsky.social What does a bear have to do to get some grilled onions around here?
Public Service Announcement: Three-point shots are for nerds and losers.
don't legislate with referees, keep the action and limit 3s to 33 per team
December 2, 2024 at 1:11 PM
Public Service Announcement: Three-point shots are for nerds and losers.
Unless you want it to look as cool as this one!
December 2, 2024 at 1:02 AM
Unless you want it to look as cool as this one!
I like to cast my vote for Skweets! #skeetvstweet
December 2, 2024 at 12:56 AM
I like to cast my vote for Skweets! #skeetvstweet