The Brave Lil Cornflake
wafflesthebadger.bsky.social
The Brave Lil Cornflake
@wafflesthebadger.bsky.social
Indie Grocer. Co-Owner at Seymour Foods. Founder of PFM. Occasional gamer.
My honest opinion: Kendrick Lamar reigns supreme as the best Super Bowl Halftime Show of all time.

Still gonna rewatch this one again at some point.
February 9, 2026 at 2:47 AM
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all these ads are geared toward people our age because they think we have all the money but the joke is on them. 8 or 10 guys have all the money.
February 9, 2026 at 1:02 AM
This game is boring as hell
February 9, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Why do I keep getting potato news in my feeds? Why is everyone writing about sprouty taters?

www.southernliving.com/can-you-eat-...
Can You Eat Sprouted Potatoes? An Expert Explains
Are sprouted potatoes safe to eat? Potatoes with sprouts may not be the most attractive spuds, but you can eat them if you remove the sprouts first. Find out why from experts.
www.southernliving.com
February 9, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Awkward moment where I'm rooting against the Patriots from my home im New England.

Anyways super stoked for the halftime show and crossing my fingers that Daddy Yankee is a special guest.
February 8, 2026 at 11:37 PM
I genuinely love when people reaffirm my belief that I am an icon in the making. I don't remember half of the unhinged shit I say until people quote me.
February 8, 2026 at 11:20 PM
I'm making my friend order Mothman smut for her store and unfortunately her distributor doesn't have this one in stock:

www.goodreads.com/book/show/54...
Bisexual Mothman Mailman Makes A Special Delivery In Ou…
Cooper and his wife, Ivy, have been swamped with work, …
www.goodreads.com
February 8, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Bedazzling and Bracelet Making at Bubble Bunch tonight
February 8, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Absolutely savage of Pawtucket to end a parking ban at 10pm with a requirement to move by midnight. Babes I'm going to be in bed by then (thankfully I have a driveway now. My sympathy to those who don't)
February 8, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Update: so it's not the crepes (or not entirely the crepes). It was more likely the coffee. Our usual coffee hookup was not at the market so we settled for New Harvest.

Anyways I ended up dumping most of my coffee after realizing that it was causing my throat to swell. Lesson learned.
February 7, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Every week, I buy crepes at the farmers market. They are delicious. But then I get terrible cramps minutes after finishing them that get progressively worse as the day goes on.
February 7, 2026 at 8:42 PM
PSA: there is a farmer at the market with great pricing on beef stew meat ($8/lb) and unwashed eggs ($5/dozen)

I'll report back later on quality
February 7, 2026 at 3:52 PM
The Providence Farmers Market is a magical place where you forget that $15/dozen for eggs is actually a lot of money. Or in my case, $4 for a bagel.
February 7, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Picasso
February 7, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Cam's friends: you know how he's always referencing that "I'm just a little guy and it's my birthday" video?

Well today he actually is a birthday boy
February 6, 2026 at 12:54 PM
WAMA finally had its Christmas party. I ended up with a clock. Erin ended up with a word that rhymes with clock. This is the advantage of being on a street with both Nostalgia and Mister Sister
February 6, 2026 at 1:30 AM
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Amazon dropped $75M on the Melania doc — with a big chunk going into the Trumps' pockets.

Since then, Amazon Web Services got a $580M Pentagon contract.

And this week, Pete Hegseth visited Blue Origin facilities as the DoD overhauls how it hands out defense contracts.

Always follow the money.
February 5, 2026 at 1:01 AM
It's truly a shame that Hellraiser isn't based on a true story because these Pizzagate folks would be the perfect targets for the Cenobites.
February 5, 2026 at 1:57 AM
I use my need for a high protein diet as justification for the amount of cheese I consume.
February 5, 2026 at 1:51 AM
A local farm had to change their name because someone else trademarked it. I hate capitalism.
February 5, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Update. I was given incorrect information. Our payroll was $100 MORE than we did in sales.

It was lovely being your neighborhood indie grocer. I'm going to go update my resume.
Our payroll was literally $9 less than our revenue last week. Excuse me while I cry a lil
February 4, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Is there really talk of shutting down for 90 days? Small businesses cannot afford that, especially with the cost of commercial rent in PVD
February 4, 2026 at 11:32 PM
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Alviti should have been fired in 2024.
February 4, 2026 at 4:54 PM
I went to give my widdle kitty a kiss on her widdle head and then I realized that 'Twas not a toy she was cuddling but was yet another live mouse.
February 4, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Our payroll was literally $9 less than our revenue last week. Excuse me while I cry a lil
February 4, 2026 at 10:03 PM