Tez
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Expert in watching terrible football whilst intoxicated
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Liz Truss waiting patiently by her phone for Reform to ring, not realising it's actually a penguin biscuit
January 26, 2026 at 12:34 PM
Liz Truss waiting patiently by her phone for Reform to ring, not realising it's actually a penguin biscuit
Toxic in that WAFC away end yesterday, my lad reckons.
Fighting amongst ourselves at 2 nil down, many (rightly) left the ground.
The pluses at that point where that 🤡 is probably gone. 3-3 is papering over the cracks.
Fighting amongst ourselves at 2 nil down, many (rightly) left the ground.
The pluses at that point where that 🤡 is probably gone. 3-3 is papering over the cracks.
January 25, 2026 at 8:27 AM
Toxic in that WAFC away end yesterday, my lad reckons.
Fighting amongst ourselves at 2 nil down, many (rightly) left the ground.
The pluses at that point where that 🤡 is probably gone. 3-3 is papering over the cracks.
Fighting amongst ourselves at 2 nil down, many (rightly) left the ground.
The pluses at that point where that 🤡 is probably gone. 3-3 is papering over the cracks.
That Indoor Bowls crowd on BBC2 absolutely reeks of Brexit & Reform
January 23, 2026 at 3:37 PM
That Indoor Bowls crowd on BBC2 absolutely reeks of Brexit & Reform
😂
Trump in Davos, Switzerland:
"Without us, right now you'd all be speaking German".
German is the main language of Switzerland.
"Without us, right now you'd all be speaking German".
German is the main language of Switzerland.
January 22, 2026 at 8:00 AM
😂
Should have had the flu jab 😩 as me mam kept telling me!
This is horrible 🤢
This is horrible 🤢
January 6, 2026 at 8:40 AM
Should have had the flu jab 😩 as me mam kept telling me!
This is horrible 🤢
This is horrible 🤢
So let me get this straight…
The FIFA peace prize winner (pmsl) the person who stops all wars and the person we’re looking to broker a peace deal for Ukraine/Russia has himself blown up a country for their oil and kidnapped their president?
😂 make it make sense ffs 🤦♂️
The FIFA peace prize winner (pmsl) the person who stops all wars and the person we’re looking to broker a peace deal for Ukraine/Russia has himself blown up a country for their oil and kidnapped their president?
😂 make it make sense ffs 🤦♂️
January 3, 2026 at 1:08 PM
So let me get this straight…
The FIFA peace prize winner (pmsl) the person who stops all wars and the person we’re looking to broker a peace deal for Ukraine/Russia has himself blown up a country for their oil and kidnapped their president?
😂 make it make sense ffs 🤦♂️
The FIFA peace prize winner (pmsl) the person who stops all wars and the person we’re looking to broker a peace deal for Ukraine/Russia has himself blown up a country for their oil and kidnapped their president?
😂 make it make sense ffs 🤦♂️
A couple of OAPs managed to hit me with their vehicle at slow speed and throw me in the air landing on my head. (Age 14)
1 x broken leg
1 x fractured cheekbone
1 x fractured jaw
Head looked like Frank Sidebottom for 2 weeks in Wigan Infirmary after a bit of time in ICU
It accounts for a lot imo
1 x broken leg
1 x fractured cheekbone
1 x fractured jaw
Head looked like Frank Sidebottom for 2 weeks in Wigan Infirmary after a bit of time in ICU
It accounts for a lot imo
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you
A Hippo
A Buffalo
A pack of angry Baboons
A furious Afrikaner Border Guard
A bunch of lads up Hanley
Deb quite often in the 90’s
A Hippo
A Buffalo
A pack of angry Baboons
A furious Afrikaner Border Guard
A bunch of lads up Hanley
Deb quite often in the 90’s
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you
Morning , Im 8 Middlesborough fans outside Prenton Park one winters evening .
Morning , Im 8 Middlesborough fans outside Prenton Park one winters evening .
January 2, 2026 at 3:53 PM
A couple of OAPs managed to hit me with their vehicle at slow speed and throw me in the air landing on my head. (Age 14)
1 x broken leg
1 x fractured cheekbone
1 x fractured jaw
Head looked like Frank Sidebottom for 2 weeks in Wigan Infirmary after a bit of time in ICU
It accounts for a lot imo
1 x broken leg
1 x fractured cheekbone
1 x fractured jaw
Head looked like Frank Sidebottom for 2 weeks in Wigan Infirmary after a bit of time in ICU
It accounts for a lot imo
Merry Christmas dog
Here’s a box
Here’s a box
December 25, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Merry Christmas dog
Here’s a box
Here’s a box
Proper Christmas Sunday
December 21, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Proper Christmas Sunday
Sunday morning done.
Work is now officially over for 2 weeks….
Cans 🍺
Cheers
Work is now officially over for 2 weeks….
Cans 🍺
Cheers
December 21, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Sunday morning done.
Work is now officially over for 2 weeks….
Cans 🍺
Cheers
Work is now officially over for 2 weeks….
Cans 🍺
Cheers
Aimsons misses today 🙈
Grim
Grim
December 20, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Aimsons misses today 🙈
Grim
Grim
Sorry WAFC but a lot of you aren’t trying and our movement up top, our awareness of movement at the back and the general lack of any goal threat from balls in the box is a sad watch for supporters.
For Fletcher to show more than than our lads is embarrassing
For Fletcher to show more than than our lads is embarrassing
December 20, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Sorry WAFC but a lot of you aren’t trying and our movement up top, our awareness of movement at the back and the general lack of any goal threat from balls in the box is a sad watch for supporters.
For Fletcher to show more than than our lads is embarrassing
For Fletcher to show more than than our lads is embarrassing
Thought it was April 1st
What are NB thinking here?
What are NB thinking here?
December 13, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Thought it was April 1st
What are NB thinking here?
What are NB thinking here?
Fa Cup draw
Preston (A)
Nothing to see here 😎
Preston (A)
Nothing to see here 😎
December 8, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Fa Cup draw
Preston (A)
Nothing to see here 😎
Preston (A)
Nothing to see here 😎
I pathetically went into Whelans pre match yesterday with hopalong.
4 pint jug and a meat feast pizza for £20 was the best part of the day. Just thawed out.
Upthe3roundtics
4 pint jug and a meat feast pizza for £20 was the best part of the day. Just thawed out.
Upthe3roundtics
December 7, 2025 at 9:17 AM
I pathetically went into Whelans pre match yesterday with hopalong.
4 pint jug and a meat feast pizza for £20 was the best part of the day. Just thawed out.
Upthe3roundtics
4 pint jug and a meat feast pizza for £20 was the best part of the day. Just thawed out.
Upthe3roundtics
Arselicking Trump get in the fucking bin
December 5, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Arselicking Trump get in the fucking bin
My lad says I have to send them back, he won’t be seen out with me in them.
I think they’re phwoar 😍
Who’s right?
Wait till he sees my new Lois cords 🙈
I think they’re phwoar 😍
Who’s right?
Wait till he sees my new Lois cords 🙈
December 3, 2025 at 6:48 PM
My lad says I have to send them back, he won’t be seen out with me in them.
I think they’re phwoar 😍
Who’s right?
Wait till he sees my new Lois cords 🙈
I think they’re phwoar 😍
Who’s right?
Wait till he sees my new Lois cords 🙈
I’ve no interest in who wins this game particularly but how is Guimares foot not offside?
November 22, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I’ve no interest in who wins this game particularly but how is Guimares foot not offside?
Just got up for Ashes
All out, gone for tea
Tremendous timing
All out, gone for tea
Tremendous timing
November 22, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Just got up for Ashes
All out, gone for tea
Tremendous timing
All out, gone for tea
Tremendous timing
I’m sorry my love x
I love my partner so much but I'm so angry at them for letting themselves go. They're my best friend and insanely good in bed, I just wish the descent into being an overweight slob would stop. I feel myself recoil in disgust sometimes and it breaks my heart.
November 7, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I’m sorry my love x
