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@holdosorgana on twt. 24. white. any pronouns. milf lover first and foremost. lesbian commie hag 💜 nsfw. uk.
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sometimes I type a message and reflect on it immediately and think hm. I should hand this out as a card when i meet new people so they can understand what type of person i am immediately
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PRYING OPEN MY THIRD EYE
November 21, 2025 at 5:50 PM
home lying down still a bit drunk (the room is having a little spin). let's goooooo
December 10, 2025 at 10:52 PM
spent the past half an hour thinking about how i have the sunday scaries but on a tuesday and have just realised that's actually generalised anxiety disorder
December 10, 2025 at 12:00 AM
haven't read yet bcs i ran to bluesky upon reading the first line, 'He felt naked without his collar.'

i didn't reread the last chap like I usually do and safe to say priest collar was not my first thought 💀
December 8, 2025 at 11:17 PM
don't be sad queen. MERL goat thread
yes brother your achievement is comparable to a Bluesky thread of exquisite goats
December 8, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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AAHHHH
December 8, 2025 at 11:45 AM
my cat:
- HATES even the concept of being outside
- scared of people coming to the door
- usually very friendly once acclimated to a new person inside the house provided that her emotional support person (me) is there

we're the same anxious souls in two different bodies
👯‍♀️anxiety sisters👯‍♀️
December 4, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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December 2, 2025 at 11:03 PM
opening bluesky
December 2, 2025 at 10:01 PM
it's wild how much love in my heart I have for my cat. I just look at her and think how can someone possibly love another being more. she's everything
December 2, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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in a sense, we HAVE TO use AI for the same reason we can't be allowed to transition away from fossil fuels: there are stranded assets that MUST be made profitable and, if they are not, will wreck the economy
"All of this falls apart if humans don't adopt the tech. This is why you've seen Meta cram its lame chatbots into WhatsApp and Instagram. This is why Notepad and Paint now have useless Copilot buttons on Windows. This is why Google Gemini wants to "help you" read and reply to your emails."
Analysis: OpenAI is a loss-making machine, how can it survive?
Don't call it a bubble! Loss-making monster OpenAI is on the hook for $1.4 trillion (with a T) in compute commitments. How can this go on?
www.windowscentral.com
November 30, 2025 at 4:12 PM
where's that one tweet that's like 'growing older and speaking with your elder female family members turns u into a raging feminist if u weren't already' like yeah. burn it down
November 29, 2025 at 12:17 PM
entire pitcher of cocktail to myself not the best idea. tummy so full and sickly
November 27, 2025 at 11:14 PM
it would've been soooooo juicy if they fucked in s8
the forbidden ship
November 27, 2025 at 9:27 PM
tony blair resigning 😌 good riddance
1. What was the first major news story you remember as a child?
November 27, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
it's literally the first question how do u fuck up this badly
November 23, 2025 at 12:26 PM
listening to everybody scream (album) to calm down after an 11am crash out and getting to buckle... pls ms welch not now
November 23, 2025 at 11:29 AM
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poem that my dear friend @arcanumb.bsky.social wrote & published this week ❤️‍🔥🏳️‍⚧️
March 14, 2025 at 6:10 PM
booked my first cervical screening and the receptionist on the phone was really nice to me 🥺
November 20, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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14oct - ‘crying out in the dark for a light that you don’t get to have’
November 19, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I'm not chill but I'm going to go on my lunch break and not look at my laptop for half an hour and pretend my blood pressure is lowering
November 19, 2025 at 1:11 PM