Started typing in my name and autocorrect suggested "ashamed" 🤙🏻
November 28, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Started typing in my name and autocorrect suggested "ashamed" 🤙🏻
I think hypervigilance might be bad for me actually, who knew
September 26, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I think hypervigilance might be bad for me actually, who knew
How long before menopause do you start crying a little when you hear Stacy's Mom?
September 23, 2025 at 8:23 PM
How long before menopause do you start crying a little when you hear Stacy's Mom?
How can a 37-year-old femme-bodied goblin join a boy band, asking for a friend
July 21, 2025 at 11:17 PM
How can a 37-year-old femme-bodied goblin join a boy band, asking for a friend
Am I too old to be a Saja Boy?
July 5, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Am I too old to be a Saja Boy?
Not even 20 minutes into K-Pop Demon Hunters and I'm already crying, cool cool cool
July 4, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Not even 20 minutes into K-Pop Demon Hunters and I'm already crying, cool cool cool
Yeah I just ate a sleeve of chocolate creme Oreos in a sports bra, mind your business.
June 19, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Yeah I just ate a sleeve of chocolate creme Oreos in a sports bra, mind your business.
I have some pretty big tells for how old I am, ex. I unironically owned a Smash Mouth CD and I don't know what an oomf is.
June 4, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I have some pretty big tells for how old I am, ex. I unironically owned a Smash Mouth CD and I don't know what an oomf is.
Genuinely I might cry about the fact that Stray Kids and Ateez are both in NYC this month and I can't see them. Why would fate do this to me during Pride Month?!
June 3, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Genuinely I might cry about the fact that Stray Kids and Ateez are both in NYC this month and I can't see them. Why would fate do this to me during Pride Month?!
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How do mimes get those windows so clean
May 27, 2025 at 6:13 PM
How do mimes get those windows so clean
Happy Mother's Day, my sons got me spiders
May 11, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Happy Mother's Day, my sons got me spiders
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The mushrooms asked me to buy them a billboard that just says “GO TO THE WOODS AND DIE”
May 9, 2025 at 2:55 PM
The mushrooms asked me to buy them a billboard that just says “GO TO THE WOODS AND DIE”
Post a pic from 10 years ago
May 9, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Post a pic from 10 years ago
I deeply need to learn how to un-fixate.
May 6, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I deeply need to learn how to un-fixate.
What I NEED to do is stop looking at people who are objectively some of the most beautiful people on the planet, because then I look at myself and am like "...oh. Oh NO."
April 30, 2025 at 2:55 PM
What I NEED to do is stop looking at people who are objectively some of the most beautiful people on the planet, because then I look at myself and am like "...oh. Oh NO."
Remembering now in the middle of the night unable to sleep before I have to work tomorrow that hyperfixations can be a nightmare actually
April 24, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Remembering now in the middle of the night unable to sleep before I have to work tomorrow that hyperfixations can be a nightmare actually
Hm. Perhaps I will NOT seek a diagnosis for myself or my kids for the foreseeable future.
April 22, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Hm. Perhaps I will NOT seek a diagnosis for myself or my kids for the foreseeable future.
My forehead is too big for handsome hair, I will never recover from this
April 18, 2025 at 10:10 PM
My forehead is too big for handsome hair, I will never recover from this
I'm apparently queer and/or masculine enough to have started getting follows by femme p0rnbots, is this gender euphoria?
April 17, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I'm apparently queer and/or masculine enough to have started getting follows by femme p0rnbots, is this gender euphoria?
Lord give me the strength not to get bangs again.
April 16, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Lord give me the strength not to get bangs again.
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JK Rowling is cruel and stupid.
April 6, 2025 at 6:15 PM
JK Rowling is cruel and stupid.
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I'm cooking with this and so should you
April 1, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I'm cooking with this and so should you
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We are fighting like hell to stop Musk’s staffers. They come into our buildings, forcibly removing us with the FBI, U.S. Marshals, and police. This coup must be stopped.
March 18, 2025 at 2:45 AM
We are fighting like hell to stop Musk’s staffers. They come into our buildings, forcibly removing us with the FBI, U.S. Marshals, and police. This coup must be stopped.