I FORGOT ALT TEXT: "A person with long brown and green hair, wearing a homemade gillie-type garb with foam armor and detachable thorns, with a face prosthetic made to mimic a venus fly trap."

@shinbane.bsky.social it's like bad shoes, but with thoughts

Are you accepting CVs?

I believe in you!

Like, no one would have to force me to cosplay Gonzo, I'd do that immediately and probably already have a viable outfit

Also, what do they mean "had to"

Ham is a perfect name for that dog