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Somehow it seems to fill my head with ideas—only I don't exactly know what they are!
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"All writing is the art of saying over again the things since time began, with a new dress of words that give sudden reality to the old truth for new readers." - The Decatur Herald, Illinois, July 26th, 1929 via @yesterdaysprint.bsky.social
Gear with randomly(?) generated stats.

Give me something specific or at least from a pool of specifics, no more "this one has +0.1 to shitting but the other has 2% increased chance of pissing"
November 30, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I really never wanted to do this, but I'm at the part of chronic illness that has us in medical debt.

Currently we owe $900, so any amount you might be able to help with would be phenomenal. Please don't give beyond your means; you can't help others when you're hurting too. #mutualaid 💸 💕
November 29, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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does this count as cool boobs
November 29, 2025 at 8:26 PM
fucking shit

I never wanted to have to ask for financial help but we might be getting there
November 29, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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sketch
November 29, 2025 at 3:11 PM
They don't make tutorials like they used to
November 29, 2025 at 7:39 AM
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"See you next mission!"

#pixelart #ドット絵 #Metroid
November 28, 2025 at 6:10 PM
thank god I can't afford this because I would absolutely waste money on a millionth controller
8Bitdo 64 Bluetooth Controller for Analogue 3D, Switch, Switch 2, Windows, and Android (Black) is $26.12 on Amazon buff.ly/RPbqouV #ad
November 28, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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Sammy's Journal #02
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#metroid
November 28, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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oc
November 28, 2025 at 11:22 AM
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On this day 200 years ago Goku saved the Native Americans from the Red Ribbon Army. They asked what they could do in return. Goku said "Im hungry", and thus the first Thanksgiving was had.
November 27, 2025 at 11:44 AM
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Metroid Prime 4 on the horizon~

Time to draw my comfort character! 😆
November 27, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Pretty funny how the standard controller option is a lot more versatile than the mouse and keyboard option for Prime 3 via PrimeHack. I was all set up for m+kb but didn't have free aim that way.
November 27, 2025 at 7:45 AM
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I cannot stop laughing. This is so indicative of what's wrong with these AI people and how they view art
He ran into a wall where the "make art" button wasn't satisfying because it wasn't actually making good enough art, and instead of trying new things he just requests a stronger button
November 26, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Jasmine and Olivine’s Ampharos
#pokemon
November 26, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Finished Prime 2 for my first time.

This is a game that loves to waste your time, even more so than Prime 1. And it even somehow made the scavenger hunt in Prime 1 look fine in comparison.

At least the Light Suit looks good
November 27, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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i take frenzy damage every time i see someone go "well i just use it for the boring stuff". what are you TALKING about? if it's boring or unimportant, why are you putting it in? NPC dialogue is fertile ground for worldbuilding, creating verisimilitude, conveying important information, and hijinks!!
Buy a solo indie dev's game because I want to support them.

Find out it uses OpenAI to write "non-important NPC dialogue".

🫠
November 26, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Happy Rest and Save Energy Day to all my fellow #spoonies who celebrate Thanksgiving, as we prepare for tomorrow's stressors
November 26, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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Me, an atheist: Your holiness I stand ready to join the crusade against the demonic computers
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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Now I heard there was a tiny box
Engraved with names like Minecraft Notch
And Brian Fargo and FourZeroTwo, yeah
But though it promised games for free
And mobile ports on your TV
It's a cold and it's a broken Founders' Ouya
November 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
why does Spin Jump/Screw Attack feel like ass to use in every game? is there just a specific rhythm or does Samus need to be doing something? I can only get it to work like 1/5 of the time in Echoes
November 26, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
looking at a really cool project and grinding my teeth in worry as one of the highlighted community members is a huge pro-genAI schmuck
November 25, 2025 at 10:49 PM