Poop Plane Truther
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I believe Donald Trump’s poop plane exists and will strike again
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Would it help if I did the Mean Girls meme and it said "stop trying to make gavin newsom happen"? Would that win any hearts and minds because I will do it
January 16, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Would it help if I did the Mean Girls meme and it said "stop trying to make gavin newsom happen"? Would that win any hearts and minds because I will do it
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democrats and republicans rn
January 16, 2026 at 12:37 PM
democrats and republicans rn
Whiskey Friday with Toby Dookiepill will return in Avengers: Doomsday
January 16, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Whiskey Friday with Toby Dookiepill will return in Avengers: Doomsday
You can’t just pull the rug out from under the viewers like this!!! @cbsnews.com the American people have been looking forward to this all week and now you renege? Bari Weiss needs to get her act together and reinstate Whiskey Fridays now!
January 16, 2026 at 5:33 PM
You can’t just pull the rug out from under the viewers like this!!! @cbsnews.com the American people have been looking forward to this all week and now you renege? Bari Weiss needs to get her act together and reinstate Whiskey Fridays now!
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What I’ve learned about American politics the last decade is there is an annoyingly sizable population that does not actually believe in anything and simply imprints on the latest thing they heard on the radio like a duckling
January 16, 2026 at 3:06 PM
What I’ve learned about American politics the last decade is there is an annoyingly sizable population that does not actually believe in anything and simply imprints on the latest thing they heard on the radio like a duckling
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turns out a significant amount of americans want to live in a dystopian police state
January 15, 2026 at 11:54 PM
turns out a significant amount of americans want to live in a dystopian police state
Robbing Moon Crater Funds with Martian Skhrelli
January 15, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Robbing Moon Crater Funds with Martian Skhrelli
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More Dems need to think about skating to where the puck will be not where it is.
All indications are Trump's brain has turned to mush and no one around him will even try to control his worst impulses.
He will just get way crazier and more evil and unpopular by November.
All indications are Trump's brain has turned to mush and no one around him will even try to control his worst impulses.
He will just get way crazier and more evil and unpopular by November.
January 15, 2026 at 3:30 PM
More Dems need to think about skating to where the puck will be not where it is.
All indications are Trump's brain has turned to mush and no one around him will even try to control his worst impulses.
He will just get way crazier and more evil and unpopular by November.
All indications are Trump's brain has turned to mush and no one around him will even try to control his worst impulses.
He will just get way crazier and more evil and unpopular by November.
“Your papers, please”
January 15, 2026 at 6:42 PM
“Your papers, please”
Now, people been sayin' that some of the green gas is poison. It's not poison! It's just bad green gas. It's manufactured poorly. So, anybody that thinks they've taken some poison: forget it! And if you feel like experimenting, only take half a cloud of green gas, okay? Thank you
January 15, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Now, people been sayin' that some of the green gas is poison. It's not poison! It's just bad green gas. It's manufactured poorly. So, anybody that thinks they've taken some poison: forget it! And if you feel like experimenting, only take half a cloud of green gas, okay? Thank you
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It used to be that victims of murders in the U.S. would be smeared by InfoWars and Gateway Pundit as a way to fetishize guns and violence for ad dollars and supplement sales, with the added benefit of cozying up to far-right politicians. Now that work is done by CBS News.
January 14, 2026 at 8:14 PM
It used to be that victims of murders in the U.S. would be smeared by InfoWars and Gateway Pundit as a way to fetishize guns and violence for ad dollars and supplement sales, with the added benefit of cozying up to far-right politicians. Now that work is done by CBS News.
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i don't want the unpopular geriatric rapist criminal president to start world war 3
January 14, 2026 at 8:54 PM
i don't want the unpopular geriatric rapist criminal president to start world war 3
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we don't have very much but we can strip anybody who works for ICE of any social niceties whatsoever. you find out somebody is with them? they don't get to be ANYTHING to you anymore. and tell them WHY. it SUCKS to be ostracized and stigmatized. please use it on somebody who's earned it for once
January 14, 2026 at 2:20 AM
we don't have very much but we can strip anybody who works for ICE of any social niceties whatsoever. you find out somebody is with them? they don't get to be ANYTHING to you anymore. and tell them WHY. it SUCKS to be ostracized and stigmatized. please use it on somebody who's earned it for once
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one of the weirdest things about the current moment is how the national media have to pretend like they don't know what this is about. official government social media accounts are posting about racially cleansing America and they have to pretend like it's not clear who the bad guy is.
January 14, 2026 at 2:31 AM
one of the weirdest things about the current moment is how the national media have to pretend like they don't know what this is about. official government social media accounts are posting about racially cleansing America and they have to pretend like it's not clear who the bad guy is.
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I wonder, seriously, how big the "ICE should be disbanded" percentage needs to get before either a) congressional leaders get on board or b) people decide congress isn't the best way to solve the problem
January 14, 2026 at 4:09 AM
I wonder, seriously, how big the "ICE should be disbanded" percentage needs to get before either a) congressional leaders get on board or b) people decide congress isn't the best way to solve the problem
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A U.S. president cannot be held accountable. Therefore, a U.S. president must never make a policy decision.
January 14, 2026 at 4:41 AM
A U.S. president cannot be held accountable. Therefore, a U.S. president must never make a policy decision.
American viewers take Big Whiff of Dookiepill
Viewers are rejecting Tony Dokoupil's "CBS Evening News," with the show down 23% in viewers year over year.
"CBS isn’t losing the evening news race, they already lost it," one veteran TV exec told me. Another called the debut a "big whiff."
More in @status.news: www.status.news/p/tony-dokou...
"CBS isn’t losing the evening news race, they already lost it," one veteran TV exec told me. Another called the debut a "big whiff."
More in @status.news: www.status.news/p/tony-dokou...
The Dokoupil Dud
Despite wall-to-wall promotion, Tony Dokoupil’s "CBS Evening News" debut has delivered a ratings dud—and perhaps exposed the limits of Bari Weiss' MAGA-ification of the network.
www.status.news
January 14, 2026 at 1:55 PM
American viewers take Big Whiff of Dookiepill
If the armed masked goons have legal immunity the populace’s only recourse is the second amendment. I’m not sure homeland security is ready for that scenario but I suspect they are trying to inch as close to it as possible for plausible deniability
January 14, 2026 at 1:51 PM
If the armed masked goons have legal immunity the populace’s only recourse is the second amendment. I’m not sure homeland security is ready for that scenario but I suspect they are trying to inch as close to it as possible for plausible deniability
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the birthrate discussion I think always circles around a core reality that nobody really wants to talk about, which is that - when living in a stable society that does not rely on your family needing more children for support - most people don’t want many kids and no incentives will change that
January 14, 2026 at 5:49 AM
the birthrate discussion I think always circles around a core reality that nobody really wants to talk about, which is that - when living in a stable society that does not rely on your family needing more children for support - most people don’t want many kids and no incentives will change that
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ive seen more articles this week about how the phrase “abolish ice” could hurt dems in the midterms than ive seen articles about how paramilitary death squads terrorizing cities will hurt republicans in the midterms
January 14, 2026 at 1:09 PM
ive seen more articles this week about how the phrase “abolish ice” could hurt dems in the midterms than ive seen articles about how paramilitary death squads terrorizing cities will hurt republicans in the midterms
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checking in on the president of the United States
January 13, 2026 at 7:26 PM
checking in on the president of the United States
