Volcanohead 🇺🇦 🇪🇺🇨🇦🇲🇽🏳️🌈
@volcanohead.bsky.social
Anthropomorphic ANTIFA volcano extraordinaire
Chillin' like a villain in my subterranean lair.
(they/them/thee/thou/y'all)
539791868072 VALOR
Chillin' like a villain in my subterranean lair.
(they/them/thee/thou/y'all)
539791868072 VALOR
Swag Bag Wars
it's like Storage Wars but with less melanin and more Uno
#SellOutAShowOrMovie
#HashTagGames
it's like Storage Wars but with less melanin and more Uno
#SellOutAShowOrMovie
#HashTagGames
December 3, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Swag Bag Wars
it's like Storage Wars but with less melanin and more Uno
#SellOutAShowOrMovie
#HashTagGames
it's like Storage Wars but with less melanin and more Uno
#SellOutAShowOrMovie
#HashTagGames
I Wish I Knew How To Quit You, Charlie Brown
November 25, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I Wish I Knew How To Quit You, Charlie Brown
Charlie Don't Surf, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Charlie Don't Surf, Charlie Brown
When someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES", Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 5:19 PM
When someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES", Charlie Brown
Open the Pod Bay Doors, Please, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Open the Pod Bay Doors, Please, Charlie Brown
November 20, 2025 at 3:02 AM
OMG now it makes sense. I just got a letter about my city switching to paperless utility bill payments and the QR code included took me to this.
November 18, 2025 at 2:57 PM
OMG now it makes sense. I just got a letter about my city switching to paperless utility bill payments and the QR code included took me to this.
To keep up with volcano news, I actually have a hotsheet that I use to track who's-doing-what as well as links to official agencies and reports.
Somebody needs to tell Servicio Geologico Colombiano to come get their volcanoes because they're clearly up to something down there.
Somebody needs to tell Servicio Geologico Colombiano to come get their volcanoes because they're clearly up to something down there.
November 17, 2025 at 11:41 PM
To keep up with volcano news, I actually have a hotsheet that I use to track who's-doing-what as well as links to official agencies and reports.
Somebody needs to tell Servicio Geologico Colombiano to come get their volcanoes because they're clearly up to something down there.
Somebody needs to tell Servicio Geologico Colombiano to come get their volcanoes because they're clearly up to something down there.
Pele doing what she does best
November 9, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Pele doing what she does best
November 7, 2025 at 2:23 AM
It's a pity Subway catering doesn't still deliver their 6-foot sub on that long wooden sandwich board.
This wee plastic thing just doesn't quite bring the same let's-party energy to the bash.
This wee plastic thing just doesn't quite bring the same let's-party energy to the bash.
November 7, 2025 at 1:45 AM
It's a pity Subway catering doesn't still deliver their 6-foot sub on that long wooden sandwich board.
This wee plastic thing just doesn't quite bring the same let's-party energy to the bash.
This wee plastic thing just doesn't quite bring the same let's-party energy to the bash.
November 2, 2025 at 3:55 AM
In keeping with the data analogy, I see that the data collected is high quality and not misleading or collected from dubious sources.
Yeah I'm diggin' at YOU, peanut butter kisses. You neither taste like peanut-butter nor a kiss, and you inevitably have bits of waxy wrapper fully embedded in you.
Yeah I'm diggin' at YOU, peanut butter kisses. You neither taste like peanut-butter nor a kiss, and you inevitably have bits of waxy wrapper fully embedded in you.
November 1, 2025 at 4:40 AM
In keeping with the data analogy, I see that the data collected is high quality and not misleading or collected from dubious sources.
Yeah I'm diggin' at YOU, peanut butter kisses. You neither taste like peanut-butter nor a kiss, and you inevitably have bits of waxy wrapper fully embedded in you.
Yeah I'm diggin' at YOU, peanut butter kisses. You neither taste like peanut-butter nor a kiss, and you inevitably have bits of waxy wrapper fully embedded in you.
You beat me to the punch. Maybe I'll just one-up you and go ultra-natural with an old-fashioned bivouac squattie.
November 1, 2025 at 4:23 AM
You beat me to the punch. Maybe I'll just one-up you and go ultra-natural with an old-fashioned bivouac squattie.
And if a goblin get a attitude
(Drop it like it's Dots, drop it like it's Dots, drop it like it's Dots)
I got Swedish Fish and Spree and Candy Corn
But the chocolate's just for me, 'cause I got it goin' on
(Drop it like it's Dots, drop it like it's Dots, drop it like it's Dots)
I got Swedish Fish and Spree and Candy Corn
But the chocolate's just for me, 'cause I got it goin' on
November 1, 2025 at 4:00 AM
And if a goblin get a attitude
(Drop it like it's Dots, drop it like it's Dots, drop it like it's Dots)
I got Swedish Fish and Spree and Candy Corn
But the chocolate's just for me, 'cause I got it goin' on
(Drop it like it's Dots, drop it like it's Dots, drop it like it's Dots)
I got Swedish Fish and Spree and Candy Corn
But the chocolate's just for me, 'cause I got it goin' on
#DisappointingTreatsASong
#HashTagGames
When the pumpkin's on the stoop, ma
(Drop it like it's Dots, drop it like it's Dots, drop it like it's Dots)
When the kids trick-or-treat at you
(Drop it like it's Dots, drop it like it's Dots, drop it like it's Dots)
#HashTagGames
When the pumpkin's on the stoop, ma
(Drop it like it's Dots, drop it like it's Dots, drop it like it's Dots)
When the kids trick-or-treat at you
(Drop it like it's Dots, drop it like it's Dots, drop it like it's Dots)
November 1, 2025 at 3:58 AM
#DisappointingTreatsASong
#HashTagGames
When the pumpkin's on the stoop, ma
(Drop it like it's Dots, drop it like it's Dots, drop it like it's Dots)
When the kids trick-or-treat at you
(Drop it like it's Dots, drop it like it's Dots, drop it like it's Dots)
#HashTagGames
When the pumpkin's on the stoop, ma
(Drop it like it's Dots, drop it like it's Dots, drop it like it's Dots)
When the kids trick-or-treat at you
(Drop it like it's Dots, drop it like it's Dots, drop it like it's Dots)
I'm up here at Villa Volcanohead on Trash Heap Hill with a lit jack-o'-lantern, a pile of candy, a box of rocks and a BANGER playlist of Halloween tunes, and NO trickortreaters. Sad Volcanohead is sad.
October 31, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I'm up here at Villa Volcanohead on Trash Heap Hill with a lit jack-o'-lantern, a pile of candy, a box of rocks and a BANGER playlist of Halloween tunes, and NO trickortreaters. Sad Volcanohead is sad.
No, Donald J Trump is not allowed to dookie in Honest Abe's lavatory.
October 31, 2025 at 9:35 PM
No, Donald J Trump is not allowed to dookie in Honest Abe's lavatory.
#BookCharactersGoneWild #HashTagGames
This Amazon recommendation is going to require additional context.
I think poutine may have been involved.
This Amazon recommendation is going to require additional context.
I think poutine may have been involved.
October 31, 2025 at 2:53 AM
#BookCharactersGoneWild #HashTagGames
This Amazon recommendation is going to require additional context.
I think poutine may have been involved.
This Amazon recommendation is going to require additional context.
I think poutine may have been involved.
October 24, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Look at that hopeful face, eager to rush into the joyous arms of the bright future.
I'm trying to find this person. They went missing last November.
I'm trying to find this person. They went missing last November.
October 23, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Look at that hopeful face, eager to rush into the joyous arms of the bright future.
I'm trying to find this person. They went missing last November.
I'm trying to find this person. They went missing last November.
The End Times are nigh. The Rapture is upon us.
Yes that's me rockin' those Crocs and wondering if they make volcano Jibbitz.
In my defence, I was tired of stepping on dog kibble while walking around stocking-footed
Yes that's me rockin' those Crocs and wondering if they make volcano Jibbitz.
In my defence, I was tired of stepping on dog kibble while walking around stocking-footed
October 17, 2025 at 8:02 PM
The End Times are nigh. The Rapture is upon us.
Yes that's me rockin' those Crocs and wondering if they make volcano Jibbitz.
In my defence, I was tired of stepping on dog kibble while walking around stocking-footed
Yes that's me rockin' those Crocs and wondering if they make volcano Jibbitz.
In my defence, I was tired of stepping on dog kibble while walking around stocking-footed
October 17, 2025 at 1:11 AM
If it hasn't already happened, I predict a near-future that includes a hot topic called #ChatGPTurday, a day on which you:
a) post catty memes about AI
2) post memes of cats using AI
xxxvii) post AI memes of cats
a) post catty memes about AI
2) post memes of cats using AI
xxxvii) post AI memes of cats
October 16, 2025 at 9:56 PM
If it hasn't already happened, I predict a near-future that includes a hot topic called #ChatGPTurday, a day on which you:
a) post catty memes about AI
2) post memes of cats using AI
xxxvii) post AI memes of cats
a) post catty memes about AI
2) post memes of cats using AI
xxxvii) post AI memes of cats