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Anthropomorphic ANTIFA volcano extraordinaire
Chillin' like a villain in my subterranean lair.
(they/them/thee/thou/y'all)
539791868072 VALOR
It's been a hard day. Seems like it's been a LOT of hard days this year.

Y'all may already be tired of this, but rn it's Taytay and volcaycays keeping me from burning this mfer down.

Goodnight little Earth. Better days are coming.
Taylor Swift - The Fate of Ophelia (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Taylor Swift
youtu.be
December 2, 2025 at 7:29 AM
I try to avoid shamelessly posting stuff from my "professional" account....but just LOOKIT THIS HOTSEXY VOLCANO.
Your #DailyVolcamPic for 1 December

Stromboli at Global Volcanism Program volcano.si.edu/volcano.cfm?...
December 2, 2025 at 7:12 AM
December 1, 2025 at 4:03 PM
This ain't your Christmas Party in Another Room During a Snow Storm video.

It's giving War of the Worlds, but less alienny and more volcanoey. youtu.be/THBTcg8-jEI?...
You're Listening To The Radio During The Volcano Apocalypse
YouTube video by Aftermath Radio
youtu.be
December 1, 2025 at 4:10 AM
This lookout on the rim of the Tengger Caldera is giving "volcano-zoo".

I wonder if you're allowed to feed them. ;)
Your #DailyVolcamPic for 29 November

Tengger Caldera at Global Volcanism Program volcano.si.edu/volcano.cfm?...
November 30, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Kristi Noem is a stupid twat.
The irony is rich.
November 28, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I Wish I Knew How To Quit You, Charlie Brown
November 25, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Good morning, sleepy-head.
Volcano Hayli Gubbi erupted today in Ethiopia for the first time.
November 24, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Charlie Don't Surf, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 5:24 PM
When someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES", Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Open the Pod Bay Doors, Please, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Okay, blooski hive-mind, what homeopathic meds, rituals, snake-oils, etc, do I need to avoid in order to prevent becoming like RFKJr?
November 21, 2025 at 12:38 AM
#HallmarkMoviesForHeadlines #HashTagGames

A Christmas Prince for Piggy
November 20, 2025 at 3:02 AM
The hits just keep on coming. My 20yo furnace has started pumping CO2 into our house, so we scheduled a tech to come out and get it replaced.

Y'all, don't FAFA with CO2. It will kill you dead before you know it. Get a detector or at least an inspection before winter.

(& in unrelated news...)
Watch: Thrill-Seekers Run For Their Lives as Volcano Erupts
YouTube video by AccuWeather
youtube.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Here's what's up in my weekly grocery-cart tracker. Prices are up. THAT'S what's up.

Tune in NEXT week when I find out what my 2026 health insurance premium will be. yay. docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
Grocery Prices Tracker
docs.google.com
November 18, 2025 at 5:05 AM
To keep up with volcano news, I actually have a hotsheet that I use to track who's-doing-what as well as links to official agencies and reports.

Somebody needs to tell Servicio Geologico Colombiano to come get their volcanoes because they're clearly up to something down there.
November 17, 2025 at 11:41 PM
A leper cannot change its spots.

#EggCornFamousSayings
#HashTagGames
November 17, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Weekly grocery price tracker sheet:
Slight relief this week, mostly due to a drop in beef price but also due to tracking a different grower's bananas, which are currently on sale.
Grocery Prices Tracker
docs.google.com
November 11, 2025 at 9:33 PM
#ForgetAboutItASong #HashTagGames
Try to remember but I can't remember
I know the tune, but words I fumble
Try to remember but I can't remember
Without a cue card I will stumble
Try to remember but I can't remember
When all else fails I can always mumble
Taaa da memember dee dada dedember
De dada
Try To Remember
YouTube video by Release - Topic
youtu.be
November 11, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Rarely do I encounter intersectionality between my Antifa playlist and my Vulcanalia playlist....but I found a candidate.

PS happy VolcanoMonday, Volcaneers.
Dive In The Lava / Suti~Tooti (Visualizer)
YouTube video by Suti~Tooti
youtu.be
November 10, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Pele doing what she does best
November 9, 2025 at 11:28 PM
There was a Twilight Zone tale...or maybe it was Night Gallery, where a man kept becoming one of the people he hated and was being chased down by people just like himself.

So, what do you reckon Cankles' final form will be?
Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present Karma?
November 8, 2025 at 2:36 AM
#DinnerForSinglesASitcom
#HashTagGames

The Frozen Prince of Bel Air-Fryer
November 7, 2025 at 2:23 AM
It's a pity Subway catering doesn't still deliver their 6-foot sub on that long wooden sandwich board.

This wee plastic thing just doesn't quite bring the same let's-party energy to the bash.
November 7, 2025 at 1:45 AM