If Thirst-before-a-lie is indeed a tell, then when can we expect a presser with Trump deepthroating a garden hose?

Nuremberg Defence much?

Hey Leopard. You can stop eating his face now.

Leopard? Didja hear me?

DOWN, BOY, DOWN!!!!

Somebody better get a mop.

Well...um .... if at first you swallow the diagnostic ball bearings, the MRI will prevent further metabolic processes..... or so I have heard.

Have you ever watched the All Hockey Hair Team annual videos? I love these because, speaking as an anthropomorphic volcano and no-skills-having goon, I have EPIC flow. youtu.be/ZvUpFidZ7M8?...

Seems an awful lot of helicopter-parenting just to score Don Jr some more booger-sugar.

Maybe soon he'll be trending because he has assumed ambient temperature.

That'd be nice, since nobody else is going to speak up on the matter.

But at this point, schooling Trump on basic decency would be like teaching a pig to sing. She'd be better off (at least in my opinion) if she just countered and called him a tubby fuck.

How about let's discuss how wealth-hoarding by rich motherfuckers is what's REALLY killing the economy.

Do those assholes really think I have a 11yo car and 4yo phone as a matter of personal choice? Though to be fair I have faith my 32yo Kenmore washer will outlast my friend's bluetooth Bosch.

Psh he probably doesn't even have his first AA 24-hours chip.

Both of those chodes are giving "peaked during their second sophomore year in high school" energy.

When I hear about an AI being arrested for starting an affray at a Starbucks over a teddy-bear cup, I'll know that AI has finally achieved peak-game humanivity.

As a USAmerican, I agree. I hate the mess my country has gotten itself into and I can only hope that WHEN this clown-show is over we haven't blown our chance at ever becoming allies again.