VJKplop
@vjkplop.bsky.social
Actor, writer, comedian, poet. Dumb nerd, Gamer, Forever DM.
“Be Excellent to each other.” “Party on dudes.” -Wylde Stallions
“Be Excellent to each other.” “Party on dudes.” -Wylde Stallions
Rooting for the arrest and imprisonment of the President Of the United States today.
February 8, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Rooting for the arrest and imprisonment of the President Of the United States today.
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So is it officially AEDPW?
January 31, 2026 at 3:32 PM
So is it officially AEDPW?
Five Jobs I’ve had:
Actor
Theater Pizza Co. (Dominos) District Manager
Lead dust clearance inspector (Bond paint inspection)
Professional Wrestler
T-Mobile Mobile Expert
Actor
Theater Pizza Co. (Dominos) District Manager
Lead dust clearance inspector (Bond paint inspection)
Professional Wrestler
T-Mobile Mobile Expert
Five jobs I've had:
Woolworths cashier
PhD student
R&D Engineer
Research Fellow
Lecturer
Woolworths cashier
PhD student
R&D Engineer
Research Fellow
Lecturer
Five jobs I've had
theater extra
theater coat check
archival assistant
assistant teacher (physics lab)
programmer
theater extra
theater coat check
archival assistant
assistant teacher (physics lab)
programmer
January 29, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Five Jobs I’ve had:
Actor
Theater Pizza Co. (Dominos) District Manager
Lead dust clearance inspector (Bond paint inspection)
Professional Wrestler
T-Mobile Mobile Expert
Actor
Theater Pizza Co. (Dominos) District Manager
Lead dust clearance inspector (Bond paint inspection)
Professional Wrestler
T-Mobile Mobile Expert
Things I say in my regular day because of professional wrestling:
“Direckedly”
“Direckally”
“Let me speak on this”
“I have a 66 and 2/3rds chance of winnin”
“They’re not only welcome…. They’re allowed”
“He was good in theory”
-random carny talk
It’s probably more, but that’s what I noticed I use.
“Direckedly”
“Direckally”
“Let me speak on this”
“I have a 66 and 2/3rds chance of winnin”
“They’re not only welcome…. They’re allowed”
“He was good in theory”
-random carny talk
It’s probably more, but that’s what I noticed I use.
January 26, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Things I say in my regular day because of professional wrestling:
“Direckedly”
“Direckally”
“Let me speak on this”
“I have a 66 and 2/3rds chance of winnin”
“They’re not only welcome…. They’re allowed”
“He was good in theory”
-random carny talk
It’s probably more, but that’s what I noticed I use.
“Direckedly”
“Direckally”
“Let me speak on this”
“I have a 66 and 2/3rds chance of winnin”
“They’re not only welcome…. They’re allowed”
“He was good in theory”
-random carny talk
It’s probably more, but that’s what I noticed I use.
Proposing is pick me behavior.
January 25, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Proposing is pick me behavior.
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only thing blue line i recognize 🫡
January 22, 2026 at 2:36 AM
only thing blue line i recognize 🫡
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My tummy horts - a knives out mystery
January 20, 2026 at 8:23 AM
My tummy horts - a knives out mystery
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We should take pictures of our ballots before we submit them in case Elon wants to try and change our votes again.
January 19, 2026 at 3:14 PM
We should take pictures of our ballots before we submit them in case Elon wants to try and change our votes again.
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January 17, 2026 at 1:12 PM
The article doesn’t touch on this enough: MIT analyzed regular chat gpt users versus non-ai users and the ChatGPT users had significantly lower brain activity. AI makes YOU dumb, if you love your kids you’ll oppose AI in its entirety.
January 14, 2026 at 11:50 PM
The article doesn’t touch on this enough: MIT analyzed regular chat gpt users versus non-ai users and the ChatGPT users had significantly lower brain activity. AI makes YOU dumb, if you love your kids you’ll oppose AI in its entirety.
Scrapping my car and boycotting the oil industry in its entirety. Hopefully I can get a wfh job, if not these cakes are about to be POPPIN
January 14, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Scrapping my car and boycotting the oil industry in its entirety. Hopefully I can get a wfh job, if not these cakes are about to be POPPIN
ICE agents are roaming around Cleveland. In driving behind a Nissan rogue unmarked apart from government plates, masked individuals inside. Stay safe!
January 14, 2026 at 6:26 PM
ICE agents are roaming around Cleveland. In driving behind a Nissan rogue unmarked apart from government plates, masked individuals inside. Stay safe!
The year I’m planning to move to Tinseltown is the year my word is theatrical? Hell yeah
Take a screenshot of this GIF, and whichever new word you land on is YOUR word for 2026.
Let's. Go.
Let's. Go.
January 2, 2026 at 2:57 PM
The year I’m planning to move to Tinseltown is the year my word is theatrical? Hell yeah
The Housemaid is the second movie I’ve ever walked out of. Idk if it’s the fact that this exact same movie has been released 20 times in the last 30 years, Sydney Sweeney being allergic, or some other third thing. If you could do negative stars on letterbox’d it would’ve gotten -2.
January 1, 2026 at 12:56 AM
The Housemaid is the second movie I’ve ever walked out of. Idk if it’s the fact that this exact same movie has been released 20 times in the last 30 years, Sydney Sweeney being allergic, or some other third thing. If you could do negative stars on letterbox’d it would’ve gotten -2.
Pictures: a big reason to not live in Ohio
December 29, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Pictures: a big reason to not live in Ohio
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Beautifully shot, but this 9/11 documentary left me with more questions than answers about what happened
December 27, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Beautifully shot, but this 9/11 documentary left me with more questions than answers about what happened
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Credit Ste Patterson
December 25, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Credit Ste Patterson
This Christmas Eve it’s important to keep your local billionaires warm. With a bottle of kerosene or high proof spirits, and a lit rag :)
December 24, 2025 at 7:47 PM
This Christmas Eve it’s important to keep your local billionaires warm. With a bottle of kerosene or high proof spirits, and a lit rag :)
The fact that Bill Clinton of all people is saying “Nah, release that shit unredacted” is not something I had on my bingo card.
December 23, 2025 at 2:08 AM
The fact that Bill Clinton of all people is saying “Nah, release that shit unredacted” is not something I had on my bingo card.
“A bottom hitting you up before 11 am is trying to shit on you.”
- Anonymous person behind me in line at the grocery store.
- Anonymous person behind me in line at the grocery store.
December 22, 2025 at 4:40 AM
“A bottom hitting you up before 11 am is trying to shit on you.”
- Anonymous person behind me in line at the grocery store.
- Anonymous person behind me in line at the grocery store.
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Silmarillion of a Down
A Lord of the Rings cover band called My Celeborn Romance
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Flock of Smeagols
December 20, 2025 at 9:29 PM
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Silmarillion of a Down
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Creedance Deadmarshes Revival
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Imagine Baggins
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Durin Durin.
December 20, 2025 at 9:07 PM
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Creedance Deadmarshes Revival