this is the solution to the "male loneliness epidemic" dudes need to either get butlers or become butler s

fair enough!

this does look neat!

clicking through matching-Developer-Name on SteamDB, a lot of their other games (7 for 7? or maybe 8?), NSFW or otherwise, seem to have an AI-generated content disclosure

well, this one doesn't, so maybe it's fine and I'll still follow it, but I do wonder

to have that going on and then suddenly be like "nope, not this time"... that's what really stings

I guess this is what they mean when ppl say "Customer Satisfaction isn't actually *how good a product is*, but how well something matches with Customer Expectations"

I've played and enjoyed the few handful of girls whos' careers I've played through and 8+ of them points to "yes, this is a thing"

but in the case of Umamusume, it's like. almost every girl I see so far has a little crumb that can delude the average player to be like "sweet, she loves me" or at least have room of plausible believability in that direction. just like the horse girl yuri, which I also enjoy. having both is nice

I will beat this drum again, but I think cis straight dudes should learn to enjoy stories without the need for self-inserting or be the bland-MC-king of it... because it seems like there's too few of that going around, seeing the industry trends.

like sure, I enjoy being pampered by media, but-

Right, and like even the overstated examples of like "this person bragged about pirating my work to me!" it's like ok well that's rude, it would also be rude if someone was like "oh yeah I read your book, by borrowing it from my friend" instead of just talking about the work itself to the artist lol

the original HITMAN trilogy from the 2000s. those levels were neat I'd think.

probably Mafia 1 too, since the current-and-seemingly only "definitive" version now seems to be a possibly botched, no-merit job if the reviews are to be believed. I'm not gonna pay to find out

actually maybe I am exaggerating, surely those little naps add up to 15 hours, which, is still not great, for the record, I am aware. I am just clinically insane

There are some things that load extra rounds into the chamber - short characters (like goblins) add a bullet. Anime-ish art style adds a bullet. A high-school-esque setting adds a bullet. Submitting a review build with a nonsexualized depiction of a nude minor is like playing with 5 chambers loaded

there's even a double standard on carrying out the double standard..... quad-standard.. Steam truly is one of a kind

they watched The Prestige and mixed up the order of the acts for the disappearing one 😔