📼Knarf Black📼
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MN based video guy. At least 25% of my posts are random, un-proofread intrusive thoughts.
Watch my spooky short film: https://youtu.be/70nTc2UeSr0
Watch my spooky short film: https://youtu.be/70nTc2UeSr0
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📼Knarf Black📼
@videoupdates.net
· Oct 22
If you're in the mood for a weird, analog-adjacent horror short, The Chairman is available free on YouTube: youtu.be/70nTc2UeSr0
Ants! Inside my Infotainment Screen
January 18, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Ants! Inside my Infotainment Screen
Finally finished Stranger Things 5 and... woof. Guys, you can't make your secondary human antagonist's primary character trait be that she's played by Linda Hamilton. Casting isn't writing. Also, how come the army guys suddenly stopped caring that a bunch of them were gunned down by teenagers?
January 17, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Finally finished Stranger Things 5 and... woof. Guys, you can't make your secondary human antagonist's primary character trait be that she's played by Linda Hamilton. Casting isn't writing. Also, how come the army guys suddenly stopped caring that a bunch of them were gunned down by teenagers?
Whenever Kaiser Permanente is in the news, my brain starts going:
[Depeche Mode voice]
Your own
Permanent
Caesar
[Depeche Mode voice]
Your own
Permanent
Caesar
January 15, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Whenever Kaiser Permanente is in the news, my brain starts going:
[Depeche Mode voice]
Your own
Permanent
Caesar
[Depeche Mode voice]
Your own
Permanent
Caesar
Darkly funny that the right-wing militia guys were basically right about everything except for which side of the conflict with the feds they'd be on.
January 15, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Darkly funny that the right-wing militia guys were basically right about everything except for which side of the conflict with the feds they'd be on.
I think I speak for all of us when I ask: is the baby okay?
January 15, 2026 at 6:27 PM
I think I speak for all of us when I ask: is the baby okay?
Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers.
January 14, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers.
I'm almost done with the No Man's Sky party base I've been building for when you-know-what finally happens. Just need to figure out the ideal distance for the fireworks launching platform.
January 14, 2026 at 1:28 AM
I'm almost done with the No Man's Sky party base I've been building for when you-know-what finally happens. Just need to figure out the ideal distance for the fireworks launching platform.
Absolum is really great. It's like those old D&D beat-em-up arcade games, but with some Hades-esque roguelike elements and an emphasis on defensive moves.
So it had a lot of goodwill to burn with its secret final boss that automatically kills you when it spawns in.
So it had a lot of goodwill to burn with its secret final boss that automatically kills you when it spawns in.
January 13, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Absolum is really great. It's like those old D&D beat-em-up arcade games, but with some Hades-esque roguelike elements and an emphasis on defensive moves.
So it had a lot of goodwill to burn with its secret final boss that automatically kills you when it spawns in.
So it had a lot of goodwill to burn with its secret final boss that automatically kills you when it spawns in.
Pictured: me at the beginning of the pandemic, listening to this song and Tim Heidecker's Fear of Death a whole bunch
January 13, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Pictured: me at the beginning of the pandemic, listening to this song and Tim Heidecker's Fear of Death a whole bunch
Having to pee in the Target bathroom is my personal shorthand for planning your day badly. The only people who use that bathroom are the employees and my seven year old.
ICE at Midway Target and seem to possible be leaving. Lots of community members here
January 12, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Having to pee in the Target bathroom is my personal shorthand for planning your day badly. The only people who use that bathroom are the employees and my seven year old.
I never get tired of these videos.
January 11, 2026 at 6:56 PM
I never get tired of these videos.
The Internet has so broken my brain that I briefly assumed that Yaktrax was some kind of device for playing Yakety Sax when people fall down on the ice.
I don’t know if I’m the only one who assumed this, but guessing from the amount of people slipping around the ice right now maybe I’m not: Yaktrax aren’t expensive, like less than $25 and the off brand ones are even cheaper, like $12. Easily the best money I’ve spent this year
January 11, 2026 at 5:19 PM
The Internet has so broken my brain that I briefly assumed that Yaktrax was some kind of device for playing Yakety Sax when people fall down on the ice.
I stared at the cars on the bridge for a solid minute before realizing that this joke has been going over my head for the majority of my life.
January 11, 2026 at 2:14 AM
I stared at the cars on the bridge for a solid minute before realizing that this joke has been going over my head for the majority of my life.
Some extra context for non-Minnesotans: Craig and Omar are about as far apart ideologically as two members of the DFL can get.
JUST NOW: Huge mass of agents in a standoff, weapons drawn as Reps. Ilhan Omar, Angie Craig, and Kelly Morrison attempt to conduct congressional oversight at the Whipple Building, which has been HQ for thousands of ICE agents.
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January 10, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Some extra context for non-Minnesotans: Craig and Omar are about as far apart ideologically as two members of the DFL can get.
Do they have some kind of asshole factory down in Chaska?
January 10, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Do they have some kind of asshole factory down in Chaska?
In capitalist America, landlord Maoists you.
The US Department of Agriculture suspends all federal funding to Minnesota, effective immediately.
January 10, 2026 at 12:47 AM
In capitalist America, landlord Maoists you.
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is that ark of the covenant still sittin around in a warehouse cause i have an idea
January 7, 2026 at 11:35 PM
is that ark of the covenant still sittin around in a warehouse cause i have an idea
How dare these genocidal fascists renege on their promises to bring grocery prices down.
January 8, 2026 at 4:29 PM
How dare these genocidal fascists renege on their promises to bring grocery prices down.
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Nazi murderers GTFO of MN
January 7, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Nazi murderers GTFO of MN
Having to go to an automated nonconsensual pornography website in order to see official communications from your senators, journalists, and captains of industry sounds like a plot point from an early 90s cyberpunk movie starring either Christopher Lambert or Olivier Gruner.
January 7, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Having to go to an automated nonconsensual pornography website in order to see official communications from your senators, journalists, and captains of industry sounds like a plot point from an early 90s cyberpunk movie starring either Christopher Lambert or Olivier Gruner.
My memory of January 6th seems weirdly positive in hindsight. For a brief moment it felt like these assholes might finally face a consequence.
January 6, 2026 at 6:02 PM
My memory of January 6th seems weirdly positive in hindsight. For a brief moment it felt like these assholes might finally face a consequence.
Managed to make it out to theaters to see Bi Gan's Resurrection. Would have blown film school era me's brain out of the back of my head.
January 6, 2026 at 5:27 AM
Managed to make it out to theaters to see Bi Gan's Resurrection. Would have blown film school era me's brain out of the back of my head.
Absolute unit of a deer lounging in the backyard today.
January 5, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Absolute unit of a deer lounging in the backyard today.