Randy Tutelage
@vestigeom.bsky.social
Rhythm enthusiast, artist, and video game appreciator. I’m literally in the middle of little Italy. 📍Portland, OR.
January 17, 2026 at 9:58 PM
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The review for the X app I’ve left on the Apple apps store reads: This app is perfect for pedophiles and incels and no one else.
I feel like this is an apt app review for X.
I feel like this is an apt app review for X.
January 11, 2026 at 1:16 AM
The review for the X app I’ve left on the Apple apps store reads: This app is perfect for pedophiles and incels and no one else.
I feel like this is an apt app review for X.
I feel like this is an apt app review for X.
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Look up X on the App Store, scroll down to Report a Problem and fill out the form with this information.
January 7, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Look up X on the App Store, scroll down to Report a Problem and fill out the form with this information.
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BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!
January 9, 2026 at 8:02 PM
BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!
This is the most unhinged bowling animation I’ve ever seen.
January 8, 2026 at 8:52 PM
This is the most unhinged bowling animation I’ve ever seen.
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I know it's said ad nauseum but pretend Biden said these words into a mic and how fast the headlines would start flying about dementia and 25th. Just wild that the media is letting this go and sucking him off for killing people in Venezuela and stealing their oil
Trump: "Transgender for everyone! Bring your kids in, we're gonna change the sex of your child. Just send them our way. In some cases, like in Minnesota, they don't even tell the parents. Nobody believes it when I say it. They operate on the kid, they don't tell the parents. It's not believable."
January 6, 2026 at 5:12 PM
I know it's said ad nauseum but pretend Biden said these words into a mic and how fast the headlines would start flying about dementia and 25th. Just wild that the media is letting this go and sucking him off for killing people in Venezuela and stealing their oil
post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, pearl jam, soundgarden, or Alice In Chains.
Eeeasy.
Eeeasy.
December 28, 2025 at 5:43 PM
post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, pearl jam, soundgarden, or Alice In Chains.
Eeeasy.
Eeeasy.
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It's that time of the year again
December 18, 2025 at 4:07 AM
It's that time of the year again
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Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
December 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
This is what happens when your operating thetan level goes over 9000.
AI does provide an insightful look into what the average dipshit thinks is cool
December 16, 2025 at 11:14 PM
This is what happens when your operating thetan level goes over 9000.
Less than a week later and here it is! It’s gorgeous and I can’t wait to play me some Beetle Adventure Racing. #analogue3d
December 15, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Less than a week later and here it is! It’s gorgeous and I can’t wait to play me some Beetle Adventure Racing. #analogue3d
It really has been a slop-ass year.
Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
December 15, 2025 at 7:35 PM
It really has been a slop-ass year.
@frankhowley.bsky.social Rooting for you, dude. Let’s go!
December 15, 2025 at 2:03 AM
@frankhowley.bsky.social Rooting for you, dude. Let’s go!
I miss the old awkward game awards ceremonies where Geoff Keighley could barely look at the camera or finish a sentence without saying ummmm 20 times.
December 12, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I miss the old awkward game awards ceremonies where Geoff Keighley could barely look at the camera or finish a sentence without saying ummmm 20 times.
Managed to snag myself a golden Analogue 3D before they sold out. I wanted the gold N64 so bad as a kid, I guess this is a decent…analog! Haha funny joke. #analogue3d
December 11, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Managed to snag myself a golden Analogue 3D before they sold out. I wanted the gold N64 so bad as a kid, I guess this is a decent…analog! Haha funny joke. #analogue3d
People complain about bugs in finished video games, but I don’t know, they’re pretty all right if you ask me.
December 4, 2025 at 10:56 PM
People complain about bugs in finished video games, but I don’t know, they’re pretty all right if you ask me.
This is the drunkest Thanksgiving I can remember. The whole family’s getting trashed.
November 28, 2025 at 12:02 AM
This is the drunkest Thanksgiving I can remember. The whole family’s getting trashed.
Happy Thanksgiving everyone, may it be blessed with pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes.
Uncle Phil Sings About Food
YouTube video by WaxonatorMemorial
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November 27, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Happy Thanksgiving everyone, may it be blessed with pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes.
I’d be so down for a Taco Bell Thanksgiving.
November 26, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I’d be so down for a Taco Bell Thanksgiving.
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Switch 3 Announcement youtu.be/vi_SewVq3rE?...
Nintendo Switch 3 Announcement
YouTube video by Mega64
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November 20, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Switch 3 Announcement youtu.be/vi_SewVq3rE?...
Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair tickets went on sale this morning and I’m A). excited to see the new content and edits. And B). feeling weird about having to spend 4.5 hours in a movie theater.
You think I can bring a pillow with me? Do they allow that?
You think I can bring a pillow with me? Do they allow that?
November 20, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair tickets went on sale this morning and I’m A). excited to see the new content and edits. And B). feeling weird about having to spend 4.5 hours in a movie theater.
You think I can bring a pillow with me? Do they allow that?
You think I can bring a pillow with me? Do they allow that?
Samus Aran, work desk guardian. This amiibo looks great. I haven’t been the biggest fan of amiibos but I crumbled for this one.
November 18, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Samus Aran, work desk guardian. This amiibo looks great. I haven’t been the biggest fan of amiibos but I crumbled for this one.
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New Billboard just erected in Times Square:
November 17, 2025 at 7:02 PM
New Billboard just erected in Times Square: