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Mark Aitch
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Mental illness/chronic pain warrior. Not RW, not far-left. Dull Man. Biker. RC Geek. #RCSky #Motosky #RejoinEU #chronicillness #chronicpain #mentalhealthmatters #mentalillness
Read an article yesterday that said Bonnie Blue is a fellow traveller with Nigel Farage and Andrew Tate. Quel surpris.
Just read that pornstar Bonnie Blue's been banged up in Bali.
Creating pornographic content in Indonesia is illegal and Bonnie wasn't exactly subtle when it came to publicising her "Bangbus" tour.
She may have to wait until February next year before she's deported. Literal definition of #FAFO
December 12, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Allister Heath, popping by on his way back to the alternate reality he usually inhabits.
'Only Nigel Farage can save us now.'

Morning.
December 11, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Just read that pornstar Bonnie Blue's been banged up in Bali.
Creating pornographic content in Indonesia is illegal and Bonnie wasn't exactly subtle when it came to publicising her "Bangbus" tour.
She may have to wait until February next year before she's deported. Literal definition of #FAFO
December 11, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Glenn Close and Mila Kunis telling dad jokes on the Scott Mills Breakfast Show this morning was golden.
December 10, 2025 at 9:47 AM
If Nigel "flirting with fascism" was just teenage experimentation, what are we to make of his abiding connections to the EU's extreme far-right? PVV, AfD, DlF?
BTW Michael Gove's Spectator is now basically Action (the 1930s BUF pamphlet, not the 1970s comic.)
So we've gone from "he never said anything Nazi" to "well he might have said something Nazi but not in a hurtful way" to "well okay he probably did say something Nazi in a hurtful way, but didn't we all?"
December 10, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Reposted by Mark Aitch
You know how long this morning air raid siren alert was on in Kyiv. 11 minutes. It’s not a military need, it’s a sleep deprivation method . Wake up people with a siren to terrorise . To torture. To flex . This is what Russia is doing . Russia has no peace intentions -
only sadism.
December 10, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Respect is due to @bearlypolitics.co.uk for tearing Chapter One from their copy of "75 Brexit Benefits," rolling it up tightly and inserting it into John Redwood's arse.
Debunking Brexit Benefit 1: turns out “we got the same trade deals for free” is… not a thing.

Side note: I can already hear Brandolini somewhere laughing at me.
Debunking Benefit 1: No, We Didn’t Get the Same Trade Deals "For Free"
When “we kept what we already had” becomes a triumph, you know the bar has been dug into the earth’s crust.
www.bearlypolitics.co.uk
December 10, 2025 at 7:09 AM
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There is a certain irony in 2 (possibly sleep-deprived) men attempting to mansplain feminism to each other...
a close up of a woman saying not good
ALT: a close up of a woman saying not good
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 6:35 AM
It's never a good sign when I think about washing my morning Sertraline and Pregabalin down with the wine in the fridge. #mentalhealth #mentalillness
December 8, 2025 at 6:56 AM
It's that magical, festive time of year when Nigel will be buying a Christmas wreath 29 miles away from the house he says he didn't pay for in Clacton...
December 7, 2025 at 8:34 AM
It's been a fucking shit year.
December 3, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Since trans girls were first admitted into the Girl Guides in 2017, there have been ZERO recorded cases of sexual harassment committed by that group within the movement up to now.
Shame on this charity for bowing to pressure from ignorant parents.
First they came for…. {disgusting}
December 3, 2025 at 12:03 AM
MI5 has a case to answer. They sat back and watched as Russia bought UK politicians and talking heads for over 10 yrs. They let 2 FSB officers use Novichok in fucking SALISBURY. And why do we have the son of a senior ex- KGB officer sitting in the House of Lords?
Will everyone in my timeline stop saying ‘Release the Russia Report’. Boris Johnson tried to hold it back, but it was released in 2020 with (necessarily) redacted elements and the confirmation British Intelligence never investigated Russian interference
December 2, 2025 at 11:55 PM
If this is the best that Zarah Sultana can do then Her Party deserves to fail.
Zarah Sultana apparently wants to nationalise the entire economy including the Internet.
December 2, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper who sold his soul to Santa? #dadjokes
December 1, 2025 at 10:14 AM
@profanity.accountant Fuck Fuck Fuck Shit Cunt Bollocks Wanker Fanny Tits Fuck Fuck Fuck Shit Cunt Bollocks Wanker Fanny Tits Fuck Fuck Fuck Shit Cunt Bollocks Wanker Fanny Tits Fuck Fuck Fuck Shit Cunt Bollocks Wanker Fanny Tits Fuck Fuck Fuck Shit Cunt Bollocks Wanker Fanny Tits Fuck Fuck Fuck.
November 30, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Kermit Mason.
"Well, yes, it is difficult. Nigel Farage always seemed so trustworthy, with his property portfolio, tax issues, many jobs, lack of attendance as an MP, Russian, sex-trafficking, & paedophile friends, didn't he? Still, I'm sure it'll all work out in the end..."
November 30, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Reposted by Mark Aitch
For nearly a decade, sceptics have dismissed allegations that Bannon’s Cambridge Analytica and Prigozhin’s troll farms successfully intervened in the Brexit referendum and Trump’s election in 2016 - now the argument is over

pdjukes.substack.com/p/how-online...
How Online Radicalisation Works: What the New X Study Reveals About Cambridge Analytica, the IRA, and the Dark Triad Machine
The debate is over. A major new experiment show how effective Cambridge Analytica and Russian troll farms were in shifting political emotions with hostile, anti-democratic content online
pdjukes.substack.com
November 28, 2025 at 12:04 PM
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Having a dad is gay. Why do you need another man in your life?
November 22, 2025 at 11:09 PM
November 22, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Struggling to get into my Facebook account in order to delete it. Going round in circles because I didn't update FB when I changed my phone number and the 2FA verification code can't be accessed any more.
November 21, 2025 at 6:13 PM
America is now as much of a threat to democracy as Russia and China.
Completely agree.
The fates of Ukraine and Europe are linked.
European security system will be destroyed without Ukraine.
November 21, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Yet another reason why we NEED to include civics as a core element of education. Kids have to learn that they can be an active part of our political system at school, before they have to vote.
Coverage of the refugee proposals demonstrates why we have such a broken political system. Endless focus on left-wing anger and right-wing support. Basically nothing on whether the reforms will work. They will not, which is why we'll still be here having the same debate in three years.
November 18, 2025 at 9:36 AM
There are so many members of the Chattering Class who are aware of the shit state of UK politics and claim that they want change. That's it. That's the post.
November 18, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Morgan McSweeney and Tim Allen must be drawing substantial second salaries from some Tufton Street slush fund...

www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Who could be behind the phantom briefing and the tax rise that wasn’t? Inspector Starmer is on the case | Marina Hyde
Chaos and ineptitude dog our poor PM. Perhaps the explanation lies (very) close to home, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde
www.theguardian.com
November 18, 2025 at 9:30 AM