hylia’s chosen accountant
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mani / 29 / bi / ✌🏾she/her 21+ pls!!
i thought the hero of hyrule was one dude there’s 9 of these bitches!
i thought the hero of hyrule was one dude there’s 9 of these bitches!
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yeahhhh it’s looking like i’ll have to retake this class. matriculation delayed! (i’m still walking tho idgaf they cleared me for commencement and i already have the cap and gown)
December 9, 2025 at 5:09 AM
yeahhhh it’s looking like i’ll have to retake this class. matriculation delayed! (i’m still walking tho idgaf they cleared me for commencement and i already have the cap and gown)
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This applies to the style of “flirting” yall like to do on here.
“If she’s short and wears glasses, she’s stressful.” And all that other shit yall do to rage bait/engagement farm the women on here.
You’re 36. And probably married. Please.
“If she’s short and wears glasses, she’s stressful.” And all that other shit yall do to rage bait/engagement farm the women on here.
You’re 36. And probably married. Please.
And also
We (meaning y'all) should leave negging as a flirtation style in 2025.
It's not cute, and it shouldn't be effective.
We (meaning y'all) should leave negging as a flirtation style in 2025.
It's not cute, and it shouldn't be effective.
December 4, 2025 at 12:13 AM
This applies to the style of “flirting” yall like to do on here.
“If she’s short and wears glasses, she’s stressful.” And all that other shit yall do to rage bait/engagement farm the women on here.
You’re 36. And probably married. Please.
“If she’s short and wears glasses, she’s stressful.” And all that other shit yall do to rage bait/engagement farm the women on here.
You’re 36. And probably married. Please.
wait he’s literally gonna be out the day i graduate
December 5, 2025 at 10:23 PM
wait he’s literally gonna be out the day i graduate
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An absolute banger in the Cure Bowl.
December 5, 2025 at 1:36 AM
An absolute banger in the Cure Bowl.
public entities are essentially accounted for and reported like nonprofits. as in, they don’t have a profit motive! the usps can’t be “run like a business” (by which i assume you mean a for-profit entity) because it inherently does not operate for the sake of profit.
December 5, 2025 at 10:00 PM
public entities are essentially accounted for and reported like nonprofits. as in, they don’t have a profit motive! the usps can’t be “run like a business” (by which i assume you mean a for-profit entity) because it inherently does not operate for the sake of profit.
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some folks will do anything to sound well read except for reading any books
December 1, 2025 at 12:27 PM
some folks will do anything to sound well read except for reading any books
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We knew what woke meant just fine before y'all stole it. It had an established, agreed upon definition in common usage.
In the wholesale mass cultural appropriation of the AAVE term "woke," removing it from its Black context & never caring to ask Black folks what it means, it's made so white people on the left & right alike constantly try to define it. No one's supposed to know what it means, its meaning is hollow.
December 1, 2025 at 4:49 PM
We knew what woke meant just fine before y'all stole it. It had an established, agreed upon definition in common usage.
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Raccoon gets drunk at a Virginia liquor store and passes out in bathroom
Raccoon gets drunk at Ashland ABC store and passes out in bathroom
Talk about a trashed panda.
www.axios.com
December 2, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Raccoon gets drunk at a Virginia liquor store and passes out in bathroom
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On this day 31 years ago, the Playstation was released.
December 3, 2025 at 5:18 PM
On this day 31 years ago, the Playstation was released.
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I've been noticing an uptick in celebrities taking random payday gigs doing commercials for the sorts of things that, a few years ago, they only would've done for a Super Bowl ad.
My theory has been a lot of financial advisors are telling them to get paid now before the big collapse.
My theory has been a lot of financial advisors are telling them to get paid now before the big collapse.
Once again thinking about every actor trying to justify taking the money for the new HP series.
December 3, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I've been noticing an uptick in celebrities taking random payday gigs doing commercials for the sorts of things that, a few years ago, they only would've done for a Super Bowl ad.
My theory has been a lot of financial advisors are telling them to get paid now before the big collapse.
My theory has been a lot of financial advisors are telling them to get paid now before the big collapse.
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Ordon Link scribble :)))
November 29, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Ordon Link scribble :)))
it’s balloons on my page day
November 29, 2025 at 5:20 PM
it’s balloons on my page day
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Pet Paintings are $85 USD per pet in portrait (paypal, zelle, venmo), payment accepted once painting is finished. DM or Email [email protected] the reference you want done and I'll work at my own pace unless given a deadline. Ask for updates anytime. Final art posted only if you consent
November 28, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Pet Paintings are $85 USD per pet in portrait (paypal, zelle, venmo), payment accepted once painting is finished. DM or Email [email protected] the reference you want done and I'll work at my own pace unless given a deadline. Ask for updates anytime. Final art posted only if you consent
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I had no idea that growing up playing those “find 10 things wrong with this picture” games in kids’ magazines would leave me with such maladaptive skills later in life 🫠
November 28, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I had no idea that growing up playing those “find 10 things wrong with this picture” games in kids’ magazines would leave me with such maladaptive skills later in life 🫠
they’re stabbing some guy named four on tumblr
November 27, 2025 at 4:52 AM
they’re stabbing some guy named four on tumblr
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you're telling me a right-wing catholic convert is just a protestant in disguise? shocked
In newly leaked audio, Peter Thiel admits he urged JD Vance to ignore Pope Leo XIV on moral questions — including the ethical development of AI.
He goes even further, branding Leo “the woke American pope” and suggesting he’s a tool of the Antichrist.
He goes even further, branding Leo “the woke American pope” and suggesting he’s a tool of the Antichrist.
NEW: JD Vance’s Top Donor Suggests Pope Leo XIV is Antichrist
In a leaked lecture, Peter Thiel says he’s urged Vance to ignore the pope on moral questions — and simply pray for him.
www.thelettersfromleo.com
November 26, 2025 at 11:44 AM
you're telling me a right-wing catholic convert is just a protestant in disguise? shocked
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The endless hot takes about how Mamdani isn't the perfect leftist/socialist some have made him out to be -- because, you know, he's an imperfect and complicated human being constrained by reality, just like everyone else -- are going to be really annoying.
November 26, 2025 at 3:27 PM
The endless hot takes about how Mamdani isn't the perfect leftist/socialist some have made him out to be -- because, you know, he's an imperfect and complicated human being constrained by reality, just like everyone else -- are going to be really annoying.
touching on what oomf said earlier but that’s exactly why i couldn’t get into the wicked movie like those two straight up look disturbing in the interview clips i come across. it’s like they’re codependently spiraling in public and the fact that it’s not being brought up much is nuts
November 25, 2025 at 3:18 AM
touching on what oomf said earlier but that’s exactly why i couldn’t get into the wicked movie like those two straight up look disturbing in the interview clips i come across. it’s like they’re codependently spiraling in public and the fact that it’s not being brought up much is nuts
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Viola Ford Fletcher, who as one of the last survivors of the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre in Oklahoma spent her later years seeking justice for the deadly attack by a white mob on the thriving Black community where she lived as a child, has died. She was 111. https://to.pbs.org/43OHYaQ
Viola Ford Fletcher, one of the last survivors of the Tulsa Race Massacre, dies at age 111
Fletcher spent her later years seeking justice for the deadly attack by a white mob on the thriving Black community where she lived as a child.
www.pbs.org
November 24, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Viola Ford Fletcher, who as one of the last survivors of the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre in Oklahoma spent her later years seeking justice for the deadly attack by a white mob on the thriving Black community where she lived as a child, has died. She was 111. https://to.pbs.org/43OHYaQ
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She released a memoir a couple of years back, so her memory is preserved! 💖
19thnews.org/2023/08/viol...
19thnews.org/2023/08/viol...
109-year-old Tulsa massacre survivor becomes oldest woman in the world to release a memoir
In “Don’t Let Them Bury My Story,” Viola Fletcher recalls the horrific night in 1921 when America’s “Black Wall Street” was burned to the ground.
19thnews.org
November 24, 2025 at 9:43 PM
She released a memoir a couple of years back, so her memory is preserved! 💖
19thnews.org/2023/08/viol...
19thnews.org/2023/08/viol...
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from the article "Airplanes (song)"
November 24, 2025 at 11:26 PM
from the article "Airplanes (song)"