Vaughn Wolff • Seattle WA
@vaughnwolff.bsky.social
Seattle, Washington
Millennial/Est. 1985
Brunch/Lunch/Dinner Date
Good eater/ Voracious Reader
I like to make little jokes.
Ageless Vampire/Milf-Adjacent
Typos, galore!
wolffeyes.com
Millennial/Est. 1985
Brunch/Lunch/Dinner Date
Good eater/ Voracious Reader
I like to make little jokes.
Ageless Vampire/Milf-Adjacent
Typos, galore!
wolffeyes.com
Continuing in analog…
November 26, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Continuing in analog…
Artists I like who imagine other worlds or pull the veil back on ours:
Mel Perreault
Mel Perreault
November 26, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Artists I like who imagine other worlds or pull the veil back on ours:
Mel Perreault
Mel Perreault
Physical proof of life. ✨
November 24, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Physical proof of life. ✨
The only time Udo Kier microblogged.
November 24, 2025 at 3:00 PM
The only time Udo Kier microblogged.
DONT WAAAYYYSTE YRRR TYYYME ONN MEEEEE YOUR ALLREADDY A VOICE INSIDE MY EDDD
November 23, 2025 at 8:31 AM
DONT WAAAYYYSTE YRRR TYYYME ONN MEEEEE YOUR ALLREADDY A VOICE INSIDE MY EDDD
The face of an all-powerful killjoy single-handedly ending “the resistance” to fascism by telling progressive people it’s not funny when sex workers are murdered by powerful men.
November 22, 2025 at 4:58 AM
The face of an all-powerful killjoy single-handedly ending “the resistance” to fascism by telling progressive people it’s not funny when sex workers are murdered by powerful men.
Bluesky finds new and fun ways to not understand how humor works.
November 22, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Bluesky finds new and fun ways to not understand how humor works.
They hate it here when you tell them that they have to co-exist with sex workers who have feelings and an analysis of power.
November 22, 2025 at 4:29 AM
They hate it here when you tell them that they have to co-exist with sex workers who have feelings and an analysis of power.
Our conversation is going swimmingly.
November 22, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Our conversation is going swimmingly.
If you joke about Stephen Miller killing sex workers when he’s mad then you have more in common with him than you think.
November 22, 2025 at 1:56 AM
If you joke about Stephen Miller killing sex workers when he’s mad then you have more in common with him than you think.
How much is Bluesky shooting itself in the foot for its need to classify the erotic or the possibly erotic?
Why does it feel like this is so important?
“Underwear”?
Why does it feel like this is so important?
“Underwear”?
November 20, 2025 at 9:57 PM
How much is Bluesky shooting itself in the foot for its need to classify the erotic or the possibly erotic?
Why does it feel like this is so important?
“Underwear”?
Why does it feel like this is so important?
“Underwear”?
November 20, 2025 at 1:36 AM
November 19, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Artists I like who imagine other worlds or pull the veil back on ours:
Kent Monkman
Kent Monkman
November 18, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Artists I like who imagine other worlds or pull the veil back on ours:
Kent Monkman
Kent Monkman
Let’s see if this is artistic enough to not get a little halo from the censors…
Beauty by @wondrashoots.bsky.social
Beauty by @wondrashoots.bsky.social
November 18, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Let’s see if this is artistic enough to not get a little halo from the censors…
Beauty by @wondrashoots.bsky.social
Beauty by @wondrashoots.bsky.social
New nails!
November 18, 2025 at 3:36 AM
New nails!
It has come to my attention that I must see this movie.
November 16, 2025 at 7:08 PM
It has come to my attention that I must see this movie.
I’m feeling grateful for friends who understand beauty. Thanks for this gorgeous print!
This is by Mel Perreault who is a Montreal based tattoo / artist and illustrator.
This is by Mel Perreault who is a Montreal based tattoo / artist and illustrator.
November 15, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I’m feeling grateful for friends who understand beauty. Thanks for this gorgeous print!
This is by Mel Perreault who is a Montreal based tattoo / artist and illustrator.
This is by Mel Perreault who is a Montreal based tattoo / artist and illustrator.
Happy Halloween!
I’m staying in and watching a horror comedy - my favorite genre.
The Dead Don’t Die came out in 2019 and it is somehow capturing the matter of fact and self referential end of the world as we know it vibes of 2025.
I’m staying in and watching a horror comedy - my favorite genre.
The Dead Don’t Die came out in 2019 and it is somehow capturing the matter of fact and self referential end of the world as we know it vibes of 2025.
November 1, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Happy Halloween!
I’m staying in and watching a horror comedy - my favorite genre.
The Dead Don’t Die came out in 2019 and it is somehow capturing the matter of fact and self referential end of the world as we know it vibes of 2025.
I’m staying in and watching a horror comedy - my favorite genre.
The Dead Don’t Die came out in 2019 and it is somehow capturing the matter of fact and self referential end of the world as we know it vibes of 2025.
Sushi for lunch!
October 31, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Sushi for lunch!
That don’t impress me much.
October 24, 2025 at 5:06 PM
That don’t impress me much.
October 21, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I am an M80 firecracker with generous hips.
October 20, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I am an M80 firecracker with generous hips.
The Acolytes of Abaddon episode of Haunted Hotel is such a cute way to end the season.
October 18, 2025 at 5:00 AM
The Acolytes of Abaddon episode of Haunted Hotel is such a cute way to end the season.