Vaughn Wolff • Seattle WA
@vaughnwolff.bsky.social
Seattle, Washington
Millennial/Est. 1985
Brunch/Lunch/Dinner Date
Good eater/ Voracious Reader
I like to make little jokes.
Ageless Vampire/Milf-Adjacent
Typos, galore!
wolffeyes.com
Millennial/Est. 1985
Brunch/Lunch/Dinner Date
Good eater/ Voracious Reader
I like to make little jokes.
Ageless Vampire/Milf-Adjacent
Typos, galore!
wolffeyes.com
Pinned
Waking up to who you are in this brand new world can feel exciting. Let’s explore that together.
@ilsensual.bsky.social has that magic 📸
@ilsensual.bsky.social has that magic 📸
The year 2025 is approaching its end and the promise we were made so long ago seems to be yet another tall tale.
November 28, 2025 at 11:19 AM
The year 2025 is approaching its end and the promise we were made so long ago seems to be yet another tall tale.
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Can I say something?
April 20, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Can I say something?
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June 14, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Which do you think is teeming with more unsavory bacteria?
A bathroom mat in a brothel.
Or
A bathroom mat in a Christian University.
A bathroom mat in a brothel.
Or
A bathroom mat in a Christian University.
November 27, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Which do you think is teeming with more unsavory bacteria?
A bathroom mat in a brothel.
Or
A bathroom mat in a Christian University.
A bathroom mat in a brothel.
Or
A bathroom mat in a Christian University.
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People are so fixated on sex workers "faking it".
Connection
Pleasure
Names
Restaurant pics
What is real?
In session I am showing up as best I can and expect colleagues and clients to attempt the same. We're all walking some kind of line and a little grace goes a long way.
Connection
Pleasure
Names
Restaurant pics
What is real?
In session I am showing up as best I can and expect colleagues and clients to attempt the same. We're all walking some kind of line and a little grace goes a long way.
January 1, 2025 at 11:10 PM
People are so fixated on sex workers "faking it".
Connection
Pleasure
Names
Restaurant pics
What is real?
In session I am showing up as best I can and expect colleagues and clients to attempt the same. We're all walking some kind of line and a little grace goes a long way.
Connection
Pleasure
Names
Restaurant pics
What is real?
In session I am showing up as best I can and expect colleagues and clients to attempt the same. We're all walking some kind of line and a little grace goes a long way.
A movie that takes place where you’re from.
November 27, 2025 at 9:04 AM
A movie that takes place where you’re from.
Oh sweet modbot, your censorship causes such sweet sorrow.
Alright we cropped the thumbnail on this one so the Bluesky modbot wouldn’t censor a 500 year old painting
The rise of Hoto and Fanttik
How two Chinese tool brands are becoming household names.
www.theverge.com
November 27, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Oh sweet modbot, your censorship causes such sweet sorrow.
Continuing in analog…
November 26, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Continuing in analog…
The waves keep coming!
Let me know if you’d like to be added if you’re an in-person worker.
Let me know if you’d like to be added if you’re an in-person worker.
I’ve made a starter pack of workers to make it easy to find eachother and us (if you’re a fan!)
Let me know if you’d like to be added or removed.
In-person is workers only please. 💛
go.bsky.app/RMcLh3t
Let me know if you’d like to be added or removed.
In-person is workers only please. 💛
go.bsky.app/RMcLh3t
November 26, 2025 at 6:25 PM
The waves keep coming!
Let me know if you’d like to be added if you’re an in-person worker.
Let me know if you’d like to be added if you’re an in-person worker.
Reposted by Vaughn Wolff • Seattle WA
I've seen people say that getting attached to ChatGPT is like "believing the stripper really loves you", but that's not true. It's more like believing that the dryer personally composed that little jingle on a lonely sockless night just to win your affections.
November 26, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I've seen people say that getting attached to ChatGPT is like "believing the stripper really loves you", but that's not true. It's more like believing that the dryer personally composed that little jingle on a lonely sockless night just to win your affections.
Artists I like who imagine other worlds or pull the veil back on ours:
Mel Perreault
Mel Perreault
November 26, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Artists I like who imagine other worlds or pull the veil back on ours:
Mel Perreault
Mel Perreault
If someone holds up a dark mirror to your face and it feels like a loaded gun that’s your problem. The mirror holder isnt the enemy.
Anyway remember a few days ago when I pointed out laughing at sex workers getting hurt by Stephen Miller means you may have more in common with him than you think?
Anyway remember a few days ago when I pointed out laughing at sex workers getting hurt by Stephen Miller means you may have more in common with him than you think?
November 26, 2025 at 7:24 AM
If someone holds up a dark mirror to your face and it feels like a loaded gun that’s your problem. The mirror holder isnt the enemy.
Anyway remember a few days ago when I pointed out laughing at sex workers getting hurt by Stephen Miller means you may have more in common with him than you think?
Anyway remember a few days ago when I pointed out laughing at sex workers getting hurt by Stephen Miller means you may have more in common with him than you think?
One of my favorite podcasts is coming to Seattle. It’s a sex worker history podcast and Katelyn Bailey who hosts it is reviewing 10,000 years of worker history from our perspective.
I saw it a few years ago in LA and it’s fantastic - I highly recommend it.
January 28th and 29th.
I saw it a few years ago in LA and it’s fantastic - I highly recommend it.
January 28th and 29th.
The Oldest Profession LIVE at Seattle Open Arts Place
Join Kaytlin Bailey!
www.eventbrite.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:45 AM
One of my favorite podcasts is coming to Seattle. It’s a sex worker history podcast and Katelyn Bailey who hosts it is reviewing 10,000 years of worker history from our perspective.
I saw it a few years ago in LA and it’s fantastic - I highly recommend it.
January 28th and 29th.
I saw it a few years ago in LA and it’s fantastic - I highly recommend it.
January 28th and 29th.
Physical proof of life. ✨
November 24, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Physical proof of life. ✨
“Onlyfans creators will now have to submit to background checks.”
So bizarre. Do we have any more info on this news? I can’t find anything besides a few articles that mention this happening as an Ai issue (it is).
So bizarre. Do we have any more info on this news? I can’t find anything besides a few articles that mention this happening as an Ai issue (it is).
November 24, 2025 at 6:07 PM
“Onlyfans creators will now have to submit to background checks.”
So bizarre. Do we have any more info on this news? I can’t find anything besides a few articles that mention this happening as an Ai issue (it is).
So bizarre. Do we have any more info on this news? I can’t find anything besides a few articles that mention this happening as an Ai issue (it is).
The only time Udo Kier microblogged.
November 24, 2025 at 3:00 PM
The only time Udo Kier microblogged.
I remember it all very well looking back it was the summer I turned 30
I lived in a run down old punk house that was always kinda dirty
I didn’t have money for any nice things to say the least I was hard pressed
Then I joined a site called seeking arrangements, set my price and I ain’t looked back
I lived in a run down old punk house that was always kinda dirty
I didn’t have money for any nice things to say the least I was hard pressed
Then I joined a site called seeking arrangements, set my price and I ain’t looked back
November 24, 2025 at 8:55 AM
I remember it all very well looking back it was the summer I turned 30
I lived in a run down old punk house that was always kinda dirty
I didn’t have money for any nice things to say the least I was hard pressed
Then I joined a site called seeking arrangements, set my price and I ain’t looked back
I lived in a run down old punk house that was always kinda dirty
I didn’t have money for any nice things to say the least I was hard pressed
Then I joined a site called seeking arrangements, set my price and I ain’t looked back
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A reminder that I'm raising $4k to support @scarleteen.com's staff and volunteer health fund to ensure that sex educators doing some of the BEST sex ed around are able to access health care. In an era of misinfo where most kids don't even get the most basic in school, Scarleteen is critical.
Scarleteen Staff and Volunteer Healthcare Fund
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www.classy.org
November 23, 2025 at 3:50 PM
A reminder that I'm raising $4k to support @scarleteen.com's staff and volunteer health fund to ensure that sex educators doing some of the BEST sex ed around are able to access health care. In an era of misinfo where most kids don't even get the most basic in school, Scarleteen is critical.
Bring up sex work and Bluesky gets really Nextdoorish.
Does that make sense to anyone else?
Does that make sense to anyone else?
November 24, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Bring up sex work and Bluesky gets really Nextdoorish.
Does that make sense to anyone else?
Does that make sense to anyone else?
DONT WAAAYYYSTE YRRR TYYYME ONN MEEEEE YOUR ALLREADDY A VOICE INSIDE MY EDDD
November 23, 2025 at 8:31 AM
DONT WAAAYYYSTE YRRR TYYYME ONN MEEEEE YOUR ALLREADDY A VOICE INSIDE MY EDDD
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You can’t even sneeze with the intensity of a hurricane anymore. Because of woke.
November 23, 2025 at 4:53 AM
You can’t even sneeze with the intensity of a hurricane anymore. Because of woke.
I don’t care if journalists fuck their sources I care if they help bring about the end of modern medicine within a crumbling empire.
Journalist/politician/lawyer/wife
It’s nasty work if it hurts the masses.
Journalist/politician/lawyer/wife
It’s nasty work if it hurts the masses.
well, I read it, and the salient, non-gross part is Lizza alleging, midsentence and without elaboration, that Nuzzi ran numerous “catch-and-kill operations” on RFK’s behalf, which would give her a role in both his appointment and the untold preventable deaths he has abetted in office. Cool.
November 23, 2025 at 8:14 AM
I don’t care if journalists fuck their sources I care if they help bring about the end of modern medicine within a crumbling empire.
Journalist/politician/lawyer/wife
It’s nasty work if it hurts the masses.
Journalist/politician/lawyer/wife
It’s nasty work if it hurts the masses.
An author DMed asking how to find a sex worker sensitivity reader for a story.
Any advice from colleagues, sensitivity readers or (lastly) people who think they may know where to start but aren’t sure.
Any advice from colleagues, sensitivity readers or (lastly) people who think they may know where to start but aren’t sure.
November 23, 2025 at 1:50 AM
An author DMed asking how to find a sex worker sensitivity reader for a story.
Any advice from colleagues, sensitivity readers or (lastly) people who think they may know where to start but aren’t sure.
Any advice from colleagues, sensitivity readers or (lastly) people who think they may know where to start but aren’t sure.
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November 19, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Reposted by Vaughn Wolff • Seattle WA
I'd hate to be in the vicinity of Stephen Miller*
*There, fixed it.
*There, fixed it.
November 22, 2025 at 8:38 AM
I'd hate to be in the vicinity of Stephen Miller*
*There, fixed it.
*There, fixed it.