Vaughn Wolff • Seattle WA
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Vaughn Wolff • Seattle WA
@vaughnwolff.bsky.social
Seattle, Washington
Millennial/Est. 1985
Brunch/Lunch/Dinner Date
Good eater/ Voracious Reader
I like to make little jokes.
Ageless Vampire/Milf-Adjacent
Typos, galore!

wolffeyes.com
Gorgeous
November 28, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Also is the opposite of unsavory bacteria tasty bacteria? Perhaps. That would be more likely to found on a brothel bathroom mat. :)
November 27, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I just heard someone on a podcast I love mention that bathroom mats at brothels would be super nasty and the thing is we’re mostly clean as f*** when it comes to our work spaces.

Anyway just doing my part to inform the public we’re not nasty/dirty and that nasty Christians are the ones who are 😸
November 27, 2025 at 9:52 PM
November 27, 2025 at 8:28 AM
The closet is especially suffocating when you’re significantly responsible for the suffering of the people you hate that you embody.
November 27, 2025 at 8:21 AM
You’re already on 23 weeee!
November 27, 2025 at 3:01 AM
You’re on 22 :)
November 27, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Looks like you’re already on! :)
November 26, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Whorephobia is everywhere and people who are often very forward thinking in most other areas stop at examining how that bias might impact the world.
November 26, 2025 at 7:39 AM
People were saying it was an ironic joke but irony is something that is not supposed to happen. Stephen Miller hurting a sex worker is highly probable.

Examples of irony: Stephen Miller trips and accidentally kills his beloved boss.

A firehouse burning down.

A pilot is afraid of heights.
November 26, 2025 at 7:35 AM
The photos that have done the rounds the most for me on here are ones that seem otherworldly fantastical (think high art/meets sexy nerd) or selfies that show obvious “imperfections” which people on here relate to more.
People are here because they don’t love the “influencer” thing.
November 26, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I’ve found that people here seem to engage most with posts about an area we have expertise in.
Independent journalists and writers have largely found their home here because links aren’t de-prioritized in feeds like on twitter.
So the audience is sort of set up for that type of media.
November 26, 2025 at 4:51 AM
And auto-correct did its thing to the hosts name but you get it.
November 26, 2025 at 4:46 AM