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Doctor Ironic
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· Sep 30
Age verification just hit Bluesky in my state and I’m not giving this place my fucking driver’s license so if you wanna DM me you should do it elsewhere.
Was reminded today of the time Kotaku leaked the premise and opening of Fallout 4 a year and a half before it was announced and I didn’t believe it because it sounded so fucking bad
January 15, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Was reminded today of the time Kotaku leaked the premise and opening of Fallout 4 a year and a half before it was announced and I didn’t believe it because it sounded so fucking bad
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It whips that not only is this guy absolutely going to get reinstated with back pay thanks to UNIONS but he’s already made nearly $1mil in a GFM which means many, many people are now incentivized to scream at Trump that he’s a pedophile
January 14, 2026 at 11:18 PM
It whips that not only is this guy absolutely going to get reinstated with back pay thanks to UNIONS but he’s already made nearly $1mil in a GFM which means many, many people are now incentivized to scream at Trump that he’s a pedophile
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Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
January 13, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
Mr. Burns: A Post-Electric Play (dir. Boots Riley, 2029)
January 13, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Mr. Burns: A Post-Electric Play (dir. Boots Riley, 2029)
genuinely so baffled by this news I have no idea how to respond to it. People say the play is good I guess?
wow, I hadn't seen anything about the play before either, this is gonna be a hell of a ride
Boots Riley Confirms He’s Turning Post-Apocalypse ‘Simpsons’ Adjacent Off-Broadway Dark Comedy ‘Mr. Burns: A Post‑Electric Play’ Into A Movie
Filmmaker Boots Riley confirmed he is making a film adaptation of the apocalyptic dark comedy 'Mr. Burns, a Post-Electric Play.'
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January 13, 2026 at 4:23 PM
genuinely so baffled by this news I have no idea how to respond to it. People say the play is good I guess?
God I love the Wachowskis’ Speed Racer even more every time I watch it.
January 13, 2026 at 4:05 PM
God I love the Wachowskis’ Speed Racer even more every time I watch it.
I will not stop shitting on Warren 2020 voters for as long as I live.
.@PabloReports: Would you vote for any funding increases for ICE?
Warren: Not without more restrictions. This is an agency that is out of control. If we don’t get some restrictions in place, they’re going to put more American citizens at risk.
Warren: Not without more restrictions. This is an agency that is out of control. If we don’t get some restrictions in place, they’re going to put more American citizens at risk.
January 13, 2026 at 5:27 AM
I will not stop shitting on Warren 2020 voters for as long as I live.
Unfortunately I kind of ruined Saturday night of MAGFest for myself by going too hard on edibles and getting too anxious for it to be fun anymore but I do vaguely remember absolutely destroying at Kirby Air Riders while zooted out of my mind and I take great pride in that
January 13, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Unfortunately I kind of ruined Saturday night of MAGFest for myself by going too hard on edibles and getting too anxious for it to be fun anymore but I do vaguely remember absolutely destroying at Kirby Air Riders while zooted out of my mind and I take great pride in that
If your establishment charges $25 for a burger and then you serve me plastic utensils I’m stealing something out your house
January 10, 2026 at 11:50 PM
If your establishment charges $25 for a burger and then you serve me plastic utensils I’m stealing something out your house
PSA to all MAGFest attendees if you try to open a bathroom stall door and it does not open you do not need to immediately knock afterwards so that I have to say “occupied” out loud while I’ve got a log coming halfway through
January 10, 2026 at 12:09 AM
PSA to all MAGFest attendees if you try to open a bathroom stall door and it does not open you do not need to immediately knock afterwards so that I have to say “occupied” out loud while I’ve got a log coming halfway through
I like Fallout season two even better than season one. Neat!
January 7, 2026 at 8:14 PM
I like Fallout season two even better than season one. Neat!
The music version of this is It’s Album Time by Todd Terje.
Everybody loves The Princess Bride. Your parents love it. Your in-laws love it. Your neighbor with no hobbies loves it. Your dipshit co-worker who claims he’s “apolitical” but let Joe Rogan convince him to vote for Trump loves it. It’s basically the perfect film.
January 7, 2026 at 5:03 PM
The music version of this is It’s Album Time by Todd Terje.
It’s really sad that both Hannibal Burress and Eric Andre wound up flaming the fuck out but at least Burress decided to be a landlord, a pretty consistent source of income. Andre blew up his career over NFTs which you can’t even sell for a Value Meal anymore.
January 7, 2026 at 6:57 AM
It’s really sad that both Hannibal Burress and Eric Andre wound up flaming the fuck out but at least Burress decided to be a landlord, a pretty consistent source of income. Andre blew up his career over NFTs which you can’t even sell for a Value Meal anymore.
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they should make a raising canes but with mozzarella sticks. like i should be able to order a big fuckin thing of massive mozzarella sticks with marinara sauce and it should be normal
January 7, 2026 at 1:14 AM
they should make a raising canes but with mozzarella sticks. like i should be able to order a big fuckin thing of massive mozzarella sticks with marinara sauce and it should be normal
The Death of Robin Hood is a perfectly innocuous film bringing out some of the worst takes from some of the most dimwitted film posters so it’s probably gonna be great
January 6, 2026 at 6:22 PM
The Death of Robin Hood is a perfectly innocuous film bringing out some of the worst takes from some of the most dimwitted film posters so it’s probably gonna be great
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the government should be spending one billion dollars to make a new XCOM game that runs on all systems including ipad
January 5, 2026 at 4:26 AM
the government should be spending one billion dollars to make a new XCOM game that runs on all systems including ipad
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They call it Expedition 33 because once you see it you turn 33 degrees and walk away.
January 5, 2026 at 2:19 AM
They call it Expedition 33 because once you see it you turn 33 degrees and walk away.
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No political system that allows this to happen can be defended. No leader should be able to simply order invasions and abductions. The entire thing is busted and "just always have good guys in charge" is not a solution.
Trump's second presidency should prove beyond all doubt that the American political system is broken. The checks and balances failed catastrophically. What must be done when there is no "legitimate" or "legal" recourse to tyranny? It must be overthrown & rebuilt so this can't happen again.
January 4, 2026 at 12:23 AM
No political system that allows this to happen can be defended. No leader should be able to simply order invasions and abductions. The entire thing is busted and "just always have good guys in charge" is not a solution.
I wonder if James Cameron has seen Hundreds of Beavers.
January 3, 2026 at 11:44 PM
I wonder if James Cameron has seen Hundreds of Beavers.
I don’t think there’s anything I can say about this that you can’t guess from me and that you haven’t heard from someone else. War is bad. Did you know it’s illegal to say,
January 3, 2026 at 7:38 PM
I don’t think there’s anything I can say about this that you can’t guess from me and that you haven’t heard from someone else. War is bad. Did you know it’s illegal to say,
Thinking back on Severance season 2 and realizing it’s kind of brilliant and maybe even better than the first season if I may be so bold to claim
January 3, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Thinking back on Severance season 2 and realizing it’s kind of brilliant and maybe even better than the first season if I may be so bold to claim
I need Pony Island 2 in my life now bro Daniel Mullins is a god
January 2, 2026 at 1:45 AM
I need Pony Island 2 in my life now bro Daniel Mullins is a god
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everything is kickassia now
Stranger Things Season 5 "Chapter Eight: The Rightside Up". Directed by The Duffer Brothers
January 1, 2026 at 6:22 PM
everything is kickassia now
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Rest in peace to Mike F, one of the all-time greats
December 30, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Rest in peace to Mike F, one of the all-time greats