vampire hag 🦇 tukru
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vampire witch from the future, zine queen (bat habitat/your pretty face is going straight to hell), vampire_hag distr(o mistr)ess. they/them ✨ ps. Not A Woman
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ok so i'm way more active at @hawkinsleather.bsky.social but be warned if you look at it, there be willies and fannies and all sorts of things in between cos that's just how the fandom rolls + i like to draw those things ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ but like not all the time. but A LOT.
i'm over here trying to finish a gift fic that's due tuesday and feeling defeated cos i was aiming for 6969 words but oops i don't have an end yet and it's 6 words short of 7k
so i felt like complaining about twitter one more time at 3.40am on a sunday night/monday morning 👍
so i felt like complaining about twitter one more time at 3.40am on a sunday night/monday morning 👍
January 19, 2026 at 3:42 AM
i'm over here trying to finish a gift fic that's due tuesday and feeling defeated cos i was aiming for 6969 words but oops i don't have an end yet and it's 6 words short of 7k
so i felt like complaining about twitter one more time at 3.40am on a sunday night/monday morning 👍
so i felt like complaining about twitter one more time at 3.40am on a sunday night/monday morning 👍
twitter truly is the worst. i finally got the request data thing to work the other day and the file for @kissakerho cleared out like the next day and i've nuked every tweet in that bad boy but i'm somehow still waiting for the data for the distro account. it has been 4 days, it only has 1.5k tweets,
January 19, 2026 at 3:40 AM
twitter truly is the worst. i finally got the request data thing to work the other day and the file for @kissakerho cleared out like the next day and i've nuked every tweet in that bad boy but i'm somehow still waiting for the data for the distro account. it has been 4 days, it only has 1.5k tweets,
Ew gross i have to go to the job centre IN PERSON on Thursday AT 9AM? (just cos i reported myself as self employed? this loft treasure eBay bullshit is getting more annoying every day) ugh i guess i have to start practicing going to bed / getting up early in preparation for this ):
January 5, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Ew gross i have to go to the job centre IN PERSON on Thursday AT 9AM? (just cos i reported myself as self employed? this loft treasure eBay bullshit is getting more annoying every day) ugh i guess i have to start practicing going to bed / getting up early in preparation for this ):
gotta love low key waking up worse every morning this year so far 👍 today i got up at 2pm (after sleeping on the sofa between 6 and 9am cos my cough was being annoying) with chapped AF lips AND fresh cold sore.
just take me behind the sauna if this continues much longer ):
just take me behind the sauna if this continues much longer ):
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January 3, 2026 at 5:23 PM
gotta love low key waking up worse every morning this year so far 👍 today i got up at 2pm (after sleeping on the sofa between 6 and 9am cos my cough was being annoying) with chapped AF lips AND fresh cold sore.
just take me behind the sauna if this continues much longer ):
just take me behind the sauna if this continues much longer ):
looks like i'm gonna start a new year being sick (again) and also rearranging the kitchen (we have a new airfryer and kettle coming in tomorrow, but obvs I ain't doing shit while i'm sick and I only woke up like this today) 😭
December 30, 2025 at 2:44 PM
looks like i'm gonna start a new year being sick (again) and also rearranging the kitchen (we have a new airfryer and kettle coming in tomorrow, but obvs I ain't doing shit while i'm sick and I only woke up like this today) 😭
i need iplayer to stop trying to make me watch keeping up with krystal versace every week cos it ain't gonna fuckin happen.
November 15, 2025 at 12:21 AM
i need iplayer to stop trying to make me watch keeping up with krystal versace every week cos it ain't gonna fuckin happen.
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loft treasure update:
turtles and turtle accessories
turtles and turtle accessories
November 8, 2025 at 12:19 PM
loft treasure update:
turtles and turtle accessories
turtles and turtle accessories
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Nothin else for it
October 20, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Nothin else for it
today my partner is giving some of the loft treasure a bath. next step, sorting it out by franchise i guess?
(i'm supposed to sell all this shit on eBay, halp)
(i'm supposed to sell all this shit on eBay, halp)
October 26, 2025 at 1:11 PM
today my partner is giving some of the loft treasure a bath. next step, sorting it out by franchise i guess?
(i'm supposed to sell all this shit on eBay, halp)
(i'm supposed to sell all this shit on eBay, halp)
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Red States are going to lose their fucking minds if they can’t draw those soon.
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today's loft treasure 🐧
October 25, 2025 at 4:04 PM
today's loft treasure 🐧
i'm sickkkkkkk (have been all week) and just sitting up has lead to me feeling worse the next day so i've been spending all day in bed and i'm getting really bored and I've also accepted that this year there will be no new dress for halloween this year but in my defense i've been busy, with things!
October 25, 2025 at 2:16 AM
i'm sickkkkkkk (have been all week) and just sitting up has lead to me feeling worse the next day so i've been spending all day in bed and i'm getting really bored and I've also accepted that this year there will be no new dress for halloween this year but in my defense i've been busy, with things!
i booked a bat tattoo for Nov 1st with a new artist and i'm absolutely buzzing cos it's been like *checks past Friday 13ths* EIGHT YEARS??? about fucking time I get stabbed
October 22, 2025 at 2:57 PM
i booked a bat tattoo for Nov 1st with a new artist and i'm absolutely buzzing cos it's been like *checks past Friday 13ths* EIGHT YEARS??? about fucking time I get stabbed
some flag shaggers went around and hung up half mast england flags on all the street lights along the main road at like 4am on sunday morning (my brother in law saw them with their ladder on his way to work) and walking into town yesterday felt gross and i'm still pissed off about it.
October 6, 2025 at 11:50 AM
some flag shaggers went around and hung up half mast england flags on all the street lights along the main road at like 4am on sunday morning (my brother in law saw them with their ladder on his way to work) and walking into town yesterday felt gross and i'm still pissed off about it.
annoyingly my computer has decided that any time I try to print anything, the program i'm using is just gonna freeze. it's done it on WPS, acrobat reader and firefix. it let me print out the inside pages to 2 copies of faith zine, I updated the cover pdf w/ new website and it wouldn't print anymore.
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September 16, 2025 at 4:32 PM
annoyingly my computer has decided that any time I try to print anything, the program i'm using is just gonna freeze. it's done it on WPS, acrobat reader and firefix. it let me print out the inside pages to 2 copies of faith zine, I updated the cover pdf w/ new website and it wouldn't print anymore.
for fucks sake, trying to do the weekly food shop (a stressful event at the best of time) ans the Asda website and app are both broken. i would just do it another day but I put in half the order yesterday already and i can't even amend or cancel it. and of course Sainsbury's website is down too 🤬 🤬
September 10, 2025 at 8:23 PM
for fucks sake, trying to do the weekly food shop (a stressful event at the best of time) ans the Asda website and app are both broken. i would just do it another day but I put in half the order yesterday already and i can't even amend or cancel it. and of course Sainsbury's website is down too 🤬 🤬
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just saw an insta advert for a babyshambles reunion tour or something and every single one of them looked so old im gonna go find a mausoleum to live in from now on 💀
September 2, 2025 at 1:28 PM
just saw an insta advert for a babyshambles reunion tour or something and every single one of them looked so old im gonna go find a mausoleum to live in from now on 💀
i hadn't taken my medicine for a bit again because my morning routine has been disrupted by the broken TV and i wonder if certain feelings of inadequacy are related to that or because a thing that previously made me feel that way or both.
it's both, isn't it? it usually is if there's two things..
it's both, isn't it? it usually is if there's two things..
a bald man wearing glasses and headphones is sitting in front of a computer .
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August 28, 2025 at 2:12 AM
i hadn't taken my medicine for a bit again because my morning routine has been disrupted by the broken TV and i wonder if certain feelings of inadequacy are related to that or because a thing that previously made me feel that way or both.
it's both, isn't it? it usually is if there's two things..
it's both, isn't it? it usually is if there's two things..
my weekend plans, and i was already considering going more than once ☣️
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August 27, 2025 at 10:55 PM
my weekend plans, and i was already considering going more than once ☣️
ugh i miss my stupid TV, i'd like to sit down and watch a movie in bed and knit 🧶 watching shit on my phone or iPad is no good and ive lost the flood of inspiration i had for the first few days ): now i'm just a restless sack of bones
August 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
ugh i miss my stupid TV, i'd like to sit down and watch a movie in bed and knit 🧶 watching shit on my phone or iPad is no good and ive lost the flood of inspiration i had for the first few days ): now i'm just a restless sack of bones
gonna try to chase my glory days apparently, cos i bought some expired film on ebay (1x slide and 1x colour) with the intension of Actually Using one of my many cameras?
except i just realised the one i was probably gonna use doesn't actually take 35mm film IF it's the standard version 💀
nevermind
except i just realised the one i was probably gonna use doesn't actually take 35mm film IF it's the standard version 💀
nevermind
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August 17, 2025 at 12:27 AM
gonna try to chase my glory days apparently, cos i bought some expired film on ebay (1x slide and 1x colour) with the intension of Actually Using one of my many cameras?
except i just realised the one i was probably gonna use doesn't actually take 35mm film IF it's the standard version 💀
nevermind
except i just realised the one i was probably gonna use doesn't actually take 35mm film IF it's the standard version 💀
nevermind